>Be me, single as fuck
>New girl gets hired at work
>We vibe pretty well right off the bat, similar taste in music and whatnot
>Notice she laughs at all my corny attempts at humor
>Hits me with "So last night a customer thought I was your girlfriend haha isn't that crazy?" before awkwardly trying to shift the conversation the other day

Help me out here /b/ I've been single since like fucking 2012 and I'm inept at this shit. There a real chance this chick likes me or am I maybe looking too much into it with not enough evidence?

>>936681326 (OP)
bro just take her to the movies and while she's watching and invested, do the subtle thing of grabbing her thigh. you know just rub that bitch up and down and if she ain't into it then you can go your separate ways, but if she is then there you go.

warning: if she ain't into it she might not react in a good way and you might get fucked. it might be more than just awkward aftewards

>>936681326 (OP)
>We vibe pretty well right off the bat, similar taste in music and whatnot
thats more than 99% of the incels got on here

>>936681326 (OP)
>We vibe pretty well right off the bat
>I'm inept at this shit
just keep doing what you're doing

>>936681326 (OP)
don't shit where you eat unless you're fully prepared to quit the job

>>936681589
I guess this is good advice but I'm awful about second-guessing my own instincts so the shit is kinda hard.

>>936681605
Interestingly enough I'm practically unfirable, if worst came to worst my boss would likely fire her to keep me.

Course that would make me feel fucking awful so y'know you've got a good point.