How do I get a girlfriend like this

>>936691673 (OP)
just don't be yourself bro

>>936691673 (OP)

>>936691673 (OP)
Transfer my consciousness to that body and I'll be your gf

>>936692749
Just bro yourself, bee.

>>936692749
I'm awesome though
>>936692879
I have no money
>>936693255
unless you are a biological female, fuck off. If you are, yes you can possess her body.

>>936693816
>936693255 (You) #
>unless you are a biological female, fuck off

Nigga, if I become her I WILL be a biological female, don't you see that? Fuck you, don't want to make your wish come true anymore.

>>936694028
Bro, i'd fuck you even if you didnt look like the OP pic.
The other Anon doesnt know what he is missing out on.
You can love me anytime. I got you bae.

>>936693816
>I have no money
then you won't get a girl like her

>>936691673 (OP)
Being overweight or underweight both are a sign of bad health.

>>936694028
>>936694241
I anticipated that you'd say this, but in reality you would still have a masculine mind / personality. So it's still gay. It's like fucking a dude wearing a convincing costume of a woman. Don't you get it?
>>936694279
I think there are plenty of dudes who have no money and still don't get bitches like this
>>936694621
I like a woman with some meat (or plastic) on her bones

>>936694789
>who have no money
have lots of money*

>>936694789
>but in reality you would still have a masculine mind / personality.

That shit is purely biological. My mind will be that of a woman. You are refusing your dream right in your face. I'd make you and I happy. But fuck you. Hope you never get pussy again.

>>936694241
Thanks mane. Hope you drown in pussy and bussy, unlike OP

>>936695335
>That shit is purely biological. My mind will be that of a woman.
Unless you are mind-wiped and lose your previous personality and mannerisms, it won't be a woman's mind. You'll be a dude possessing a woman's body. I think we'll have to agree to disagree my man.

>>936695454
>Unless you are mind-wiped and lose your previous personality and mannerisms

Isn't that what consciousness transfer implies? Being someone else?

But ok dude. It seems you're so straight that you don't want your penis to touch even a man's soul. Sounds like a load of insecurity to me, but shit yourself.

>>936695637
>Isn't that what consciousness transfer implies? Being someone else?
I assumed you meant that you'd retain your mind, memories, and personality and just control the body. I think this is more or less a man possessing a woman's body, so I'd be fucking a masculine spirit.

>>936695335
Thanks anon.
But youre the only one i want to drown in.

>>936695841
Furthermore, assuming you "became" her, how would you know who I am, or permit me to fuck you? You'd be a hoe, shaking your ass in front of a camera for online simps. It makes no sense.

>>936694789
>>936694830
depends on what you mean by lots of money
but yeah, women want men with 20-20-20-20
top 20% income
top 20% attractiveness
top 20% cock size
top 20% social power/cachet
the less you have of any one of these things, the more you need of the others
this is an immutable law of female behavior in a society that no longer places restrictions on women's hypergamous sexual strategy

>>936691673 (OP)
But you're gay...

>>936696992
source?

>>936697969
yes, lots of sources

>>936699019
all that matters is rizz. Plenty of broke losers getting laid and rich chads getting divorced.

>>936691673 (OP)
A fat slut? They're everywhere! The question is how do we get rid of them?

>>936699617
where do you live, that bitches like this are everywhere?
>how do we get rid of them?
are you gay?

>>936699445
source?

>>936699915
me

>>936695915
Still there, anon?

>>936699786
California. They're fucking everywhere and it's fucking disgusting.
>are you gay?
def not, but I'm not a nigger.

>>936700411
There's a difference between fat and curvy

>>936700694
There isn't.

>>936700165
go to the gym

seriously

>>936700725
There is. A curvy woman is placed between fat and skinny, and usually has good genetics. Are you just playing dumb or trolling me?
>>936700790
so I can lift heavy, manmade metals and listening to grunting, mentally-ill narcissists? For what?

>>936701186
>A curvy woman is placed between fat and skinny
Nope. There's fit, and then there's shades of fat. Your picrel is another nigger with a fat ass made for BBC.

Do Rover and suck off all the dogs you walk in public across from the park

>>936701370
>Your picrel is another nigger with a fat ass made for BBC.
So you're a mind broken cuck who associates big asses and curves with BBC. Big asses and titties are signs of femininity and fertility since time immemorial. You might want to reevaluate your life, because porn has hijacked your brain.

>>936700165
i know the feeling. women eventually find out dating Jack from Titanic is only fun for a little while.

low income makes life uncomfortable, period.
low social influence makes it easy to get bullied by chads that can box you out, socially and professionally.
being the tall/chiseled guy with a big dick is fun for a few weeks tho...

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.

>>936701655
>is only fun for a little while.
Jack from Titanic gets what he wants. He gets laid and moves on to some new woman
>low income makes life uncomfortable
women don't have to care when it comes to flings these days, they now have their own careers and ways to earn money. Once they get bored they can settle for a beta with a stable income
>low social influence makes it easy to get bullied by chads that can box you out, socially and professionally.
society and "social influence" is fake and manmade. Ultimately you can either be out there trying to seduce and bang women, or you can be a deluded wagecuck, sitting in a cubicle and thinking you're going to be a "socially influential" rich gigachad and women will flock to you (any minute now). It's a fantasy sold by society to keep men grinding, paying taxes, and contributing to the system. Pussy is the carrot they dangle before men to keep them motivated.

>>936700411
>not a nigger
so you get 0 ass gotcha

>>936701896
>gets laid and moves on to some new woman
tru, one night stands are based on appearances, and a few moments of practiced one-liners to feign charisma
>they get bored they can settle for a beta with a stable income
also tru, they only go for higher status men, but successful women eventually lower their standards out of necessity.
>"social influence" is fake and manmade
absolutely. you can ignore it, but perceptions are made real by the people who believe in them.
I typically end up dating the career-driven chicks around the office, but they're also look for a "rung" climb the professional ladder. They told me they were "seeking mentorship that can enhance her own career trajectory"

>>936700255
I am here, anon.

>>936691673 (OP)
Gonna be honest anon: a bitch like this is never a girlfriend. She's basically a prostitute, whoring herself out to the highest bidder. Money makes her pussy tingle. That's it. You fuck it while you have her and then move on. There is no keeping a bitch like this, if you're smart.

>>936691673 (OP)
Be white, learn Spanish, go to Latin American country and enjoy.

>>936706051
I don't really care. I like variety anyways
>>936706438
she is Albanian

>>936706926
That build is a dime a dozen in Colombia.

>>936707010
I'm six feet tall, white, hazel eyes, and like latin dances such as salsa and bachata. Time to start packing!

>>936706926
>Albanian
Assuming you are American, Albania's average income is $6k, where the US is $60k.
Save for a cheap as fuck vacation there. There are probably women in their bars/clubs hunting foreigners for US citizenship or green cards.

>>936708579
the woman in the OP is ethnically albanian but she's an all american hoe

>>936708579
By treating her like a princess.