tfw I have too much money but no friends to enjoy the money with!!!
wat do?

Cocaine and prostitutes

>>936717497
>prostitutes
hard to find here

>>936717526
All women are prostitutes if you pay them enough

>>936717573
lol

fuck the rich

>>936717645
Why do you want everyone to be poor and broke nigger?

If you are willing to throw money at me until my problems go away I would be happy to see how well we get along. Most would say the same thing.
Just find some random person tat does not judge the value of a person by the money they have, ensure the have a smidge of integrity, and be a bro.
So long as you are not terrible who would be unwilling to be friends with their personal friendly benefactor?

>>936717259 (OP)
Im the most fun person on here. I'll show you the time of your life. I've traveled the world and did just about everything you can do. Come hang with me /b/ro. I could use the money really bad right now too.

>>936717259 (OP)
if you had friends what would you do with them anyway

>>936718771
gay sex

>>936720880
if you have money you can get all the gay sex friends you want

>>936717259 (OP)
If you have money, friends will come to you automatically.

>>936717259 (OP)
I recently lost my job and could really use some money to help me get by until I find work. If you really have that much you could always shoot me some. I would be very thankful

Just burn it man.
Take it all out of the bank, all out of investments, burn it in a big pile and jump in it.

>>936717526
It's a meme you dip >:(

>>936717259 (OP)
how much is too much