how much liquor do you have to drink in one night to fall into a coma?

>>936718317 (OP)
Try 3 bottles of goldstrike. The first on moderate, three times toilet befote starting the second. Speed is not important but three more toilet visits at least. Now literally kill the thrid instantly. A little 50/50 change of not ever waking up if they dont find you

>>936718317 (OP)
good luck. bump and tell us how it ended up

>>936718317 (OP)
Oh you need help.
Do you want to talk about it on Kik?
Why did SkyNet nuke us on 1997 or 2029?

>>936718618
why is so much toilet required tho?

>>936718317 (OP)
If you take enough Ibuprofen it kills your kidneys. Then you die

>>936718820
sounds terrible

>>936718810
You must do it unless you want to kill yourself on drinking too much liquid in the body which will succeed but take longer with much more pain. Alcohol must do the trick

>>936719558
>>936718810
The natrium disbalance is not the worse but the swelling of your brain which not immideatly results in death but much worse

>>936718317 (OP)
It really depends. I used to drink half a 750ml bottle of 40% whiskey on Friday, then drink the other half on Saturday. Never passed out. But one time I drank four buzz balls and slept for 12 hours

>>936718317 (OP)
Take potassium to be sure, depends on the body weight, 2l of whiskey?!

>>936720474
>buzz balls
those look kinda gay ngl