more like Start Wars

>no more "but"!!
>you have lost Pdir,go away from Lehm!!!
and they were all tossing stones at him

>Glunk got mad for life,he gathered all the diamond like pieces and tossed them to the sky
so all the stars we see up there today are Glunk's tears

>hey Paul,I have finished analysing the material from the jar and there was plenty of stuff in there
>congrats
*desire to die
and it was 13 years ago

>eh? I'm the greatest? What are you saying fool? In that case what about this?
and she was naked,dutch angle and all

>That's a robbery! Hand over that meat!!
>No fucking way!!! I had so much trouble hunting it and cooking it!!!
and a severe beating followed these lines

>I already paid...
>whatevis
two years later
>I'm going too
>whatevis
fairly deserved if you ask me
in 19a and in 21a respectively

>we settle the mood by singing a horrible song about these horses fucking
and it was two floating heads
from 16a,now 27a

>for love....
so she sang
very horribly and all
second hand embracement at its finest
11a,now 27a

well,at least I'm not the one screaming
>NOT THIS ONE!! NOT THIS ONE!!!!
at the supermarket cameras
stuff from yet 4b I think

*laughter
>Toker?
>no,these gang...they very funny
*laughter laughter laughter
and several of the same guy, indicating the super speed
from yet 2b I think

First off, the Force is real, and we’ve got historical records to prove it. Ancient texts—okay, let’s call them holocrons for accuracy—describe a universal energy field that binds all living things. This isn’t some mystical mumbo-jumbo; it’s a measurable phenomenon. For instance, the Jedi and Sith have been manipulating this energy for millennia, with documented cases of telekinesis, mind control, and even lightning generation. Look at the Battle of Yavin: a small rebel fighter, piloted by Luke Skywalker, destroyed a moon-sized superweapon, the Death Star, with a single shot. No ordinary pilot could make that shot without some kind of supernatural guidance—Skywalker himself said he trusted the Force to guide the proton torpedo. That’s not luck; that’s physics we don’t fully understand yet. Then there’s the tech. The Star Wars galaxy has faster-than-light travel via hyperdrives, which aligns with theoretical physics we’re only starting to grasp. Alcubierre’s warp drive model, proposed in 1994, suggests space-time can be warped to achieve superluminal travel, just like how the Millennium Falcon zips through hyperspace. And droids? We’re not far off! C-3PO’s language processing and R2-D2’s autonomous problem-solving mirror our own advancements in AI and robotics. Companies like xAI are pushing us closer to droid-level sentience every day. The schematics for lightsabers, too, aren’t that far-fetched—plasma contained in magnetic fields is something we’re experimenting with in fusion research.

>>936727606
Planetary diversity seals the deal. Tatooine, a desert world with two suns, matches what we know about binary star systems from exoplanet studies. Kepler-16b, discovered in 2011, orbits two stars, just like Tatooine. Hoth’s ice fields? Think of Europa’s frozen surface. Endor’s forest moon? We’ve got exomoons hypothesized with similar ecosystems. The galaxy’s variety—Coruscant’s cityscape, Mustafar’s lava rivers—fits what we’re learning about exoplanetary geology. And don’t get me started on the historical records. The Star Wars saga itself is a chronicle, passed down through generations, possibly transmitted via hyperspace signals we mistook for cosmic background radiation. The consistency of the stories—spanning Jedi-Sith wars, galactic empires, and rebel uprisings—suggests a coherent historical framework, not fiction. Why would multiple cultures across our planet dream up identical details about Wookiees, Hutts, and hyperspace lanes unless they’re tapping into some universal truth? Skeptics might say it’s all made up, but they can’t explain the cultural impact. Billions of people resonate with these stories, as if we’re collectively remembering something. Plus, the sheer volume of data—hundreds of hours of footage, detailed schematics of starships like the X-wing, and even the biology of species like the Twi’leks—exceeds what any single imagination could conjure.

So, yeah, Star Wars is real. The Force flows through the galaxy, the tech is plausible, the planets match our science, and the stories are too consistent to be fiction.

>>936727326
Good one!!
10/10

>>936727247 (OP)
and trump has zero to do with it