Doctor anons, what is the best way to soothe butt crack itches? Without scratching it

>>936763887 (OP)
Have you tried wiping better?

>>936763887 (OP)
Buy a bidet. One of the cheap ones on amazon that straps on under the toilet seat

>>936764034
Holy fucking Shit Just by a Bidet for God's sake.
I had to go to my mom's house, and stay there a week. She doesn't have a bidet, it reminded me exactly why I have one. You people have dirty assholes, it's impossible to clean your asshole with paper. If you lived with a bidet for a month you'd instantly feel the same way.
Your ass would never itch again.

>>936764135
This anon gets it. America is retarded for not having a bidet culture already.

>anons think it is cling ons not hemmorhoids
It will happen to yooouuuuu.
Have you tried hemmorhoid creams, OP?

>>936763887 (OP)
Wipe your ass

>>936764231
last time I used one some water must have got in because next time I parted I start my pants. fuck bidets.

>>936766037
Op said his crack was itching, not his asshole.
God i hate frogposters so much its unreal

>>936766112
maybe his crack is itchy because his asshole is itchy and he keeps scratching making his crack itch.

>>936766109
Maybe you're just a sloppy gross retard.

>>936766381
aren't we all?

>>936766481
No.

>>936766559
damn