Help me sabotage my ex's new relationship

Anon here, and I'm in desperate need of your expertise. My ex-girlfriend dumped me a while back, and now she's in a new relationship. I've realized that I was a total retard during our time together, and I want to make things right between us. But I don't know where to start.

Can any of you /fit/ or /adv/ anons help me out with some tips and tricks on how to sabotage her new relationship? I want to be the best version of myself for her, but I don't know what it takes to make her love me again. Thanks for your help, and let's make this happen!

Your a retard. Grow the fuck up.

>tips and tricks on how to sabotage her new relationship? I want to be the best version of myself for her, but I don't know what it takes to make her love me again.
literally everything in this sentence is wrong. you sound 15. youre an idiot.

Screwing up someone else's happiness to make you happy will not help her love you. You realized you were a total "retard" when you were together and yet you want to do more retarded behavior to get her back. What the fuck? Want to be the best version of yourself by being a dick? The best thing you can do is move on. Work on yourself and let it go.

What the fuck is the matter with you? How about just be the best version of yourself going forward, work on it and find out what that even means, and leave her alone? Maybe you won't fuck up the next one. She can already see what you are,

>>936791037 (OP)
Pathetic retard

>>936791037 (OP)
zucc her new boyfriend’s cock…
>problem solved
faggot

>>936791037 (OP)
She's already moved on. It's game over dude. You best do the same. Chasing after her will only cause more misery for you.

>>936791037 (OP)
Get hookers and boost to a pool party get some pics like you are celebrating your break up and post it on your socials, then fuck all of em and see your ex bihh wanting to come back in her knees.

>>936791037 (OP)
>and I want to make things right between us.
>some tips and tricks on how to sabotage her new relationship? I want to be the best version of myself for her,

so you want to "make things right", by sabotaging her relationship, to be the "best version of myself for her"

She made the right choice by getting away from your useless, petty, toxic ass.

>>936791037 (OP)
get rich, get a hotter girl, send an invite to her for your wedding with pictures of you and your new girl.

>>936791037 (OP)
Grow up, no shit she dumped ur ass u think like a 6th grader /thread

>>936791037 (OP)
I know how but I’m not posting it sorry I know what you are