Thread 936805504

>Smoke weed > Fap > Shower
or
>Smoke weed > Shower > Fap

Which one and why?
Also stoner thread.

i haven't smoked weed in years
all i would ever do while high is listen to music

>>936805504 (OP)
definitely fap then shower. incredibly relaxing and you step out feeling like a million bucks.

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>>936805504 (OP)
jerk off in the shower

It’s gotta be fap then shower or you’re not cleaning the sneaky afterjizz. Why would you ever do it the other way around?

I sure don't miss smoking resin. Legal weed led to bargain basement cheap weed. I'll never go hungry again.

I ate a really strong homemade space cake, and I'm fucked up. I'm still planning on ripping the bong at 4:20.

I never would have been able to quit killing myself with booze if it weren't for cannabis.

>>936811389
What're we 12? You can buy the shit legally in so many states getting foilpacks should be embarrassing.

>>936811595
Someone's paying attention?

>>936811389
You can get a 5 dollar 8th that looks better than that in my state

>>936812030
Mine too. I don't actually smoke brick weed. I haven't seen it in almost 30 years.

Any bong builders here?

I love getting stoned because it gives me awesome ideas. Check this one out: a "weed bomb". You create a device which using some kind of extreme direct heat (but contained, possibly in a metal sphere like a grenade, but with vent holes) which combusts like a quarter ounce of hash concentrate in under a minute.
It'd be a party trick/prank or something. You'd set the timer, roll it into the room on the floor like a skee ball, and shut the door. The thing would blink lights and beepboop maybe and then just start spraying pure THC smoke into the air, perhaps rolling around on its own power like a firework or something, or a fucking Batman gadget! Yeah. It'd be an instant hotbox. You could do it in a car too, though it might be too much. Hey, different sizes maybe.

>>936805504 (OP)
everyfuckingthing is better when your are stoned

>>936812628
Yes

/b/ sucks now. OP made one post and left and I've carried the rest save 3 or 4 comments.

If there aren't cocks and poop no one cares anymore.

have you ever been so high that you think your door knob is making bird noises?

>>936813892
no
But it shouldn't stop me from trying to get there.

>>936813734
>/b/ sucks now
This thread looks like it was constructed by a 15 year old stoner fag who also makes "dank memes" in his spare time, which is all the dumbass time. Means it's not quality son, thread sucks.

>>936815199
lol

weed nap time

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