i'm pooping rn - /b/ (#936812275) [Archived: 508 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:17:40 PM No.936812275
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>just got home from work
>have to poop so fucking badly
>rushed to the bathrom
>unleash my smelly poop the second my ass touches the seat
life is good :)
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:19:12 PM No.936812319
>>936812275 (OP)
boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
that's why i used to take 30 minute shits on company time (until they docked it out of my pay and threatened to fire me)
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:24:00 PM No.936812477
>not pooping on company time
you can do better
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:27:44 PM No.936812589
>>936812319
I knew that guy once, blamed everyone for his problems, smelled like an unwashed rag most days, had a "poop clock" that recorded the amount of time he spent in the bathroom at work.

Gross
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:30:07 PM No.936812666
>>936812589
i do none of that except go for long shit breaks
im a dishie and i start at 7.30 but service doesn't even start till 8 so i used to go straight into the toilet and watch an episode of family guy
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:44:11 PM No.936813008
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>>936812319
>>936812477
i usually prefer to poop at work. but sometimes i end up getting the urge to poop right before i clock out. so i just hold it till i get home. lol
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:19:14 PM No.936817146
>>936812319
>30 minute shits

Are you drinking enough water, anon? I drink 2 glasses of water, orange juice and a cup of coffee. I poop quite regularly in the morning.