why does nobody want me? am i just really boring and uninteresting? am i a bad person? should i kill myself? would everybody be happy if i killed myself?

>>936822523 (OP)
Do you know how to make plants grow good? Will you sing to my farm and bring the rain? I believe you can do this, but do you?

Fuck india and indonesia,the two worst country on earth, no qualities, absolutely shitty people,all the rumors about people playing with poop from that region are real, all imigrants from that region smell like poop and curry mixed together but the curry can't ever cover up the smell of shit completely, their death is the only way to liberate them from their subhuman life, always forgotten because they are so dumb and weak that no one sees them as a threat but their bastard backward insane religion and their culture are the biggest threat to humanity and we should just nuke them, fuck poojeets fuck indoniggers.

>>936822695
i don't :(
>>936822721
what

>>936822523 (OP)
oh good thing I dont have to make a post.

Minutes ago I just made up my mind. Since this is 4chan I dont really need to censor it or talk around it or some pissy shit. Im going to be killing myself, yes, suicide, by gun from a gun range I will rent one from. I have never shot a gun, my first time will be this one, but its also my last precious memory.

I already made up my mind, I hope I do, but whatever. I'll be doing it in 2 weeks from now.

I got a few questions anyways, like whats a good caliber to use? and position? etc etc but pretty sure the right temple works 8/10 sometimes everytime. I spent the last 2 minutes writing this as I wait for tthe captcha to load lol

>>936822782
What if I gave you a big dinner first and rubbed your belly? What if I gave you a big hat and cloak? You could do it then, surely.
I DO BELIEVE IN FREN, I DO BELIEVE IN FREN, I DO BELIEVE IN FREN.

>>936822782
you get banned for trolling on other boards for making any negative comments about India, no matter how true it is, the grand majority of jannies are really brown people and rapist.

>>936822523 (OP)
>would everybody be happy if i killed myself?
LETS FIND OUT!

>>936822822
i would normally tell you not to do it and ask to talk to you and whatever but honestly i don't have it in me rn. i don't have a gun myself sadly. just don't shoot your jaw off i guess, anywhere in the brain should work.
>>936822859
i just had a big dinner, i can't do it anon...

Yes I think you shouldn't think about suicide anymore

>>936822523 (OP)
>why does nobody want me?
I have no idea - I've never met you
> am i just really boring and uninteresting?
See above
>am i a bad person?
See above again
.should i kill myself?
No. That is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
> would everybody be happy if i killed myself?
I doubt it. See 1 above

>>936824215
but if nobody ever wants me that is kind of a permanent problem right?

>>936822523 (OP)
Can you cook a decent stew?
Trick question, everyone can cook a decent stew.
Listen to the voices in your head and make a decent stew.
Serve the decent stew to people.
You will make friends very easily with the power of decent stew.

>>936827984
i could probably make a decent stew. i started cooking recently actually. i served people some cheesecake. i guess that wasn't enough.

>>936828116
Decent stew heals all.
Make some decent stew using whatever you have in your kitchen.
Before you start to heat up the decent stew, send a picture of it and a list of the ingredients.

>>936828333
it's kinda too late for me to make stew today, i'm gonna sleep in a bit.

>>936828509
Okay anon.
Sleep well.
Write a note so you remember the decent stew.

>>936828695
okay thanks anon :3

>>936822523 (OP)
idk

>>936828509
> i'm gonna sleep in a bit.
Sleep well. I hope you never wake up.

>>936822523 (OP)
Been in the same boat anon, although I live in Alaska so it's slim pickings out here. Unless you're queer like myself and the options are just ugly.
>Am I just really boring and uninteresting
Probably not, but you probably don't have a niche. This is gonna sound retarded, but lean into a characture a bit more. I'm from Texas originally and I fucking hate the cowboy stereotype, but the amount of fucking women I see who eat that shit up has made me genuinely consider letting my accent appear a bit more. Point is, look at something you like, or what the stereotype from where you're around from is, and lean into it. If you're complex and into a lot of shit (unless you're rich), women don't like it.
>Am I a bad person?
I don't know anon, but if you don't have a few people who hate your guts, you haven't made an impact.
>Should I kill myself?
No, go make an impact instead.

>>936822523 (OP)
Well you browse /b/ that’s already a terrible sign but to be honest nobody gives a fuck about your shit life we all got our own problems.

>>936836376
TEE HEE