Thread 936823480 - /b/ [Archived: 588 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:02:10 PM No.936823480
WTF
WTF
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>be me
>sitting watching the F1 race on TV
>idly rubbing my scalp as I tend to do
>find a pimple on my scalp
>really don't give it a second thought and pop it with my fingernail
>no more pimple, rub my head for another couple moments and stop
>watching the race
>minute later, feel like something in crawling on my head
>think it must be the fly that flew in from outside earlier or one of my cats is behind me playing with my head
>reach up and touch it
>wet
>think it must be a cat and I have kitty slobber in my hair
>ignore it
>feel something on my neck and assume it's kitty paw or tail
>touch it
>wet
>jesus christ how much did you slob-
>glance at hand
>fingers smeared with blood
>touch my scalp and there's blood all over where I popper the pimple
>running down my head onto my neck
I went to the bathroom and washed everything, and it stopped, but holy fuck.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:07:38 PM No.936823664
>>936823480 (OP)
anemia? too much oolong tea, wine. recommend iron, cereal has iron fillings in it for a quick boost. cereal is a fascinating study on grain distribution patterns
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:07:18 PM No.936825904
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>>936823664
But I eat a big bowl of cereal every morning, and take a multivitamin.
Also, when I donate plasma twice a week they tell me my iron is fine.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:19:19 PM No.936826438
>>936823480 (OP)
You fool, you burst the eggs
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:25:08 PM No.936826723
>>936823480 (OP)
are you still alive?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:49:24 PM No.936830659
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>>936823480 (OP)