I’ve decided to kms. I want it to be quick and as painless as possible. Low survivability rate. I don’t want to give myself the chance to have second thoughts, as pointless as that may be. I’ve fucked up my life to the point of no return and can never take it back. I also don’t want to survive and have any longstanding injuries or pain. If I hate my life now it’ll only be worse if i become gravely injured from it. Any advice would be helpful. I have no guns.

>>936849073 (OP)
What did you do? If you're going to kill yourself anyway, at least tell us the story.
>Your question
I know, but I'm not sure I should answer this.

What the hell could you have done to make you want to end it and why the hell would you post that you
Also obligatory plz dont do it

I’m pretty lazy so my advice would be procrastinate and do all that suicide stuff later, eat some potato chips or something

>>936849073 (OP)
Mental health should be taken seriously. Can you tell me details? I also suspect this is reposted. What movie is that .gif from?

>>936849073 (OP)
The correct term is “unalive”

>>936849589
It's "an hero", you fucking fag.

>>936849073 (OP)
treat your depression anon

you can over come

find a yourself a doctor who can help you and dont be afraid to confess your suicidalness

its better to ride out the suicidal wave under doctor super vision than to try and go it alone

>>936849589

I wish the fucking faggot TikTok overlords would hang themselves because of this. Shit is so triggering

Don’t want to give too many details. It’s still my business. But I’ve been mentally ill a long time and just want it to be over so I can rest. I don’t want advice on doctors or pills I’ve tried that and they don’t work.

>>936849795
are you at least medicated?

having a unmedicated illness can be a very hard road to walk down

maybe at least consider that as you work on yourself some more

>>936849795
If you are going to kill yourself, there is no point in hiding details. I need to know more about you in order to help you. And you obviously do want help, or you wouldn't be here right now making this post.

>>936849073 (OP)
superglue your face to a train track. face, not hair that can be ripped out struggling at the last second.

>>936849900
He might just be being smart by recognizing that taking a bottle of Tylenol could accidentally result in a fate worst than death and doesn't know what else to try. Part of me feels like we should answer his question in the interest of harm reduction, and another part of me feels that we shouldn't answer his question in the interest of harm reduction.

>>936849900
I need help in finding the
Quickest most painless way to kill myself, yes.

>>936849795
I’ve had two suicides in my family, the aftermath is not pretty and I will never be the same nor will my parents. If you have no one, still please keep going Just put it off, take everything a moment at a time.

>>936850006
I think it would be best to answer this person's questions in the interest of helping them as best we can. Sadness breeds sadness. Only the worst models are made from traumatized descendants.

>>936849669
Get with the times “unc”

>>936850011
That is not what you need help in. You need help with what brought you to this situation.

>>936849932
so not like a mustache or goatee
like if you had a really long fu-manchu and you superglued only the tips that would be no bueno but a short fu is alright

or if you had like those muttonchops that 1800s pederasts and merchant sailors favored, you want to superglue your bare chin
same with eyebrows, you don't want to come back from accidentally not killing yourself and have to explain why you only have one eyebrow
super awkward

>>936849073 (OP)
jump off the Burj Khalifa

>>936850157
>unc

hahaha this seriously is the latest black term they love using. so stupid haha

4chan needs to go down again. We simply cannot have people talking about killing themselves and having others promoting it, and not attempting to help.

>>936849073 (OP)
Me too, anon.

>>936850200
I think if you get a good line from your chin to your temple, you're probably not going to rip your jaw and face off in time.

Shotgun to the face is 99% effective. Though you said u dont have guns, and I know u don’t want to be a member of the 1%

>>936849073 (OP)
Bump

>>936849073 (OP)
Your situation is temporary. If you survive how you feel now, one day you will look back at this time in your life, and be grateful that you came through it.

>>936849073 (OP)
Should just go out into the wilderness and see how long you can make it. Do everything yourself. Feel free to buy stuff for the trip, not like you need to save money for anything anymore. It would be the best thing you've ever done for yourself.

You can die with some pride that you took action for once.

>>936849073 (OP)
Go nuts, man. Wait—wording.

>>936849073 (OP)
>I've decided to kilometres per hour.
Stopped reading there.

>>936849073 (OP)
Why not just take up a hobby?
Hangjacking seems like the perfect hobby for you.

>>936850175
Some people can't handle being trapped in a retard's body surrounded by equally, if not exceedingly, retarded dipshits like you and you can't fix stupid.

Like this >>936849861 retard who thought the best way to fix medicine not working for someone is to medicate them.

>>936850888
>>936851000
Trips of truth have spoken, faggot OP. Choose your destiny.
(Also these types of threads have been popping up weekly since the conception of this aids website.
>painless
How much do you think a shotgun to skull would actually "hurt"? If at all it won't be for long.

>>936850237
It’s silly but I am scared of heights. Though I will likely start bridgeposting if nothing else comes up.

>>936850397
Its not like you are some kind of positive role model, you aren't even living right yourself, you are just isolating yourself in front of a screen babbling away for attention.

>>936850926
*ahem*
phrasing

>>936850397
It doesn't sound like 4chan is the place for you. Consider leaving and never coming back. OP needs to see a doctor but won't because "hurr durr doctors and pills don't work" when in fact, OP isn't thinking straight in his current state.
Somebody literally needs to drag the basket case to a doctor, and get him on medication. He won't do it himself. Until then fuck him, and you. :)

>>936851139
Yea many depressed people cut the shit out of themselves for fun and even cut off body parts just to feel like themselves again while this little sissy is whiny about a little shotgun wound.

>>936849589

I fucking hate this faggotry reddit tiktok term, rope yourself short bus!

>>936851343
Sure big pharma, a lifetime subscription to some overpriced weed substitute is totally going to solve everything.

>>936850843
>Your situation is temporary.
the dumbest thing anyone says about suicide
you find that out looking in a crystal ball?
dying eliminates all current and future problems at the cost of "missing out" on theoretical good times (but you won't be missing out because you'll be too dead to care)

>>936849073 (OP)
Get the jab. Many such cases.

>>936849073 (OP)
There are like half a dozen incredibly dangerous wars going on that just need bodies to help out, why not take a trip to the middle east?

>>936851383
Qow you're really down.
>big pharma
>overpriced weed
Go and actually speak to a doctor you retard. Get yourself better. Whether you're OP or some other dumb shit in this thread.

>>936851703
>Go and actually speak to a doctor you retard.
I don't need to hear the same retarded propaganda and lies to children that is broadcasts all over schools and media, I will talk to a doctor when their diagnosis criteria is actually objective and not some state sponsored drug dealing retard doing guesswork based on a bunch of vague overlapping superficial qualifiers filtered through their own mommy and daddy issues.

You should watch Ken Park by Larry Clark

>>936849073 (OP)
Aw shaddup. Join a monk brotherhood and live the rest of your life in an abbey.

>>936850397
Bait like this used to be stronger just ten years ago.

>>936851845
I see that you just want everyone to agree with you that there is no other way and to just end it. Cool. But it won't help you. Good luck. I hope there is someone in your life that you trust enough to help you.

>>936851703
Went to the doctor. It's literally just all pills at the end of the day. Modern medical science is only good for keeping people alive, not healing sick minds.

>>936849073 (OP)
>>936852237
https://www.effedupmovies.com/ken-park-2002/

>>936852278
I know. But try to tell anyone in this frame of mind that they'd feel better if they stopped comparing themselves to the world, chilled the fuck out, and actually took the time to learn their triggers, and how to manage them. That would be a start. Some people need medication to begin with. Slowing messages to the brain helps. Don't say it doesn't or we would have never made fun of people in school for being slow in the head.

don't do it OP

>>936850992
I laughed until I drooled. I hate myself.
Captcha: RANDMT

>>936852326
>>936852423
krap nek

>>936849073 (OP)
I'm just gonna say, if the rope length is not long enough, drop hanging will merely paralyze you instead of killing you so don't try that.

>>936849073 (OP)
Day after day i think about how nice it would be, if i didn't wake up. But i still can't find the courage to find ways to kill myself. There are people lot worse off than me and people who are in a lot better situation but i don't care. I just don't feel like trying to improve myself. I completed two extra study to gain new skills, but because i don't have experience, i won't get picked for a job. I may try to get a driver's licence, but honestly i'm not sure that would actually help me with job hunting... (also completed a course for better interview skills, turns out i wasn't bad at it, it just i don't get picked due to lack of job experience)
Also recently found out i might the type 1 diabetes, shit sucks, i heard insulin are fucking expensive. I don't even feel like having kids any more, i don't want to pass over this shit onto them.

>>936849073 (OP)
Do a flip faggot.

get some heroin and strychnine. shoot them both out the same syringe

>>936852370
Us all behind screens alone without being able to be casually bullied into thinking correctly is what's wrong.

>>936852276
No, what you are suggesting about pulling yourself up by the boot straps and seeking state sponsored drug dealing propagandists is just incredibly retarded.

>But it won't help you.
Just like getting a drug addiction to help fund big pharma executive won't actually improve your life.

>>936852370
>Just be like me and all the happy people of the world and stop comparing yourself to the world
Do you really not understand the contradiction in your advice?

>Some people need medication to begin with.
They said the same thing about lobotomies, but turning people into retarded zombies is just slavemaking, it doesn't actually improve their situation, it just makes them useful to you.

>>936849073 (OP)
Sit in front of a train.

>>936849669
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. A lot of NONsense.

>>936849073 (OP)
Dont do it on the off chance you survive and live the rest of your life as a drooling idiot being walked to the park by your 90 year old mother.

If I got to pick how I went, I'd be in my sleep or hopefully a quick industrial accident so my family could have a nice payday. They'd already get 5x my salary after death, it'd be a nice icing on the cake

>>936849073 (OP)
I already have a suicide plan. Wait for my dog to die, wait for my parents to die, wait for my brother to die, and then drink myself to death.

>>936852326
I haven't seen that in 20 years.
I bet a lot of the fucked up people that use this website grew up in environments and around people like in Ken Park. That kind of stuff makes me sick to watch and so fortunate to have be raised normal.

>>936853892
That's a good suicide plan if you're going to plan it. You can always change your mind. And you're not hurting anyone you care about.

>>936853974
That's what I figured. There's always a point in there where I might actually find something to do with my time on this earth and do that instead.

>>936853892
>drink myself to death.
Have you ever actually seen someone who went that route? Its one of the most retarded, painful, drawn out ways to kill yourself unless you mean drinking poison that will instantly kill you rather than alcohol that will just start interfering with your organs one by one over years to decades.

>>936854309
Anon ment the kool-aid route

>>936854510

>>936849795
Fentanyl. That shit feels amazing, might as well feel good as hell going out

>>936849669
Ignore the newfags. Hold the line.

>>936849073 (OP)
My best friend ate a shotgun shell on my birthday. Being a specter bound to forever intermittently haunt "hell" (unimaginable suffering gasping for breath you can never reach), is a lot worse than enjoying the air while you can. Every religion devised by man has a hell. Whatever waits for us after is likely unimaginably worse than living for today.

>>936854575
>Every religion devised by man has a hell.
nope

>>936854309
You can drink enough that alcohol can kill you in a very short period. Like, do 30 shots of straight liquor and you'll be dead in a matter of a couple hours if you can keep from yaking most of it up.

>>936850397
Fuck you, /b/ has done nothing else for years. Malice is the air we breathe.

>>936850397
You are an hero for saying this.

>>936854619
Usually they just start throwing up and pass out then wake up even more retarded. You would be better off filling a tub and soaking up the alcohol through your butthole than trying to drink it.

>>936853514
You cannot understand what I have written and you think you know better than a doctor or mental health professional.

>we reddit spacing now
>lobotomies v. SSRI
You are immature and uneducated, and your lashing out because you are down at least at the moment. Something obviously happened recently and you're on the downward spiral believing that you want to to kill yourself when in fact you just want to actually be better. You're not the only one who feels that way, and you're not the only one who is "smart enough" to see what others apparently don't see. Put the government psyop shit aside, and speak to someone. I don't care what you think of me and my advice because at the end of the day, you're the one suffering and you will continue to suffer until you die of an illness or natural causes because you definitely are not going to kill yourself.

>>936854619
not a reliable method
depends too much on body weight, individual alcohol metabolism, level of alcohol tolerance, and what constitutes a shot (1.5 oz.? 80 proof? 190 proof?)

>>936854718
You can also upend the bottle of everclear into your butthole

>>936853440
I don't know if you're this guy as well >>936853514 but you definitely need to drop the psyop bullshit and get better. You will continue to feed your anger and hatred and just suffering forever if you don't at least do things differently.

>>936850397
Start spamming cheese pizza then nigga

>>936854765
I expect that would burn. Would probably work, but do you really want to leave this life with a burning asshole?

>>936854309

>>936854795
I want to leave this life with a shotty to the dome or some barbs n benzos. This nigga can do everclear up the butt though.

>>936854817
Count Dooku?

>>936854616
Buddhists have a period of hell. Confuscianism is a philosophy. What's missing genius?

>>936854727
>we reddit spacing now
No, if it were reddit spacing there would be a space between this line and the above.

>You are immature and uneducated,
Says the retard who doesn't understand that chemical lobotomization is still a lobotomy due to their self induced chemical lobotomy.

>your lashing out because you are down at least at the moment.
Your advice is retarded, I am refuting it and you have no counterargument because you don't actually understand how the medicine works or why the diagnosis criteria is all just subjective linguistics.

>You're not the only one who feels that way
Yes in a society where retards like you are constantly trying to get everyone else to lobotomize themselves and become rich faggots slaves, a lot of people feel bad and want to exit the society by any means possible, but taking on a drug addiction won't fix any of that, it will just exacerbate things.

>Put the government psyop shit aside, and speak to someone
>Durr just ignore the fact that the government is lying and pretend like its not a bunch of lies.
No, you can't even justify your position, you just want to peddle drugs and propagandists.

> I don't care what you think of me and my advice because at the end of the day
You should care because you should be making it about the argument and actual solutions instead of getting all wrapped up in your own identity and drug addiction trying to get everyone else to follow your lead and get addicted to your drug of choice.

>you're the one suffering and you will continue to suffer until you die of an illness or natural causes because you definitely are not going to kill yourself.
I am suffering your retardation and the consequences of being surrounded by a bunch of retarded slaves who try to trick everyone into chemical lobotomies for the enrichment of a bunch of pharma fags and government agents.

>>936854773
Or maybe you should just stop trying to psyop people into a potentially fatal drug addiction?

>>936854309
I'm the poster you're quoting. I'm sober after drinking myself to liver failure. If I had the option to drink and it only affect me in the end, I'd probably take it. I know the score.

>>936854956
there are three major schools of Buddhism (Theravada, Mahayana, and Vajrayana) and dozens of sects and they don't all agree on the nature and process of reincarnation or afterlife/between-lives experiences
you have no idea what you're talking about

>>936854539
Fent is a bullshit high that made me give up percocet.

>>936849073 (OP)
You should start fasting and reliving the trama that brought you to that point it works for me and im suicidal too also fat bong rips to bring you to a place of understanding of why you did what you did and how you would have changed it my girlfriend died and I felt like it was my fault p.s. I felt like I could've been there for her if I wasn't so jaded

>>936855320
Being trapped in an animal/human body is trauma enough and is impossible not to relive constantly since the very definition of live depends on being trapped in a an animal body.

>>936849073 (OP)
Painless and guaranteed. Not guns, not knives, not falling and definitely not drowning. Some sort of gaseous contraption maybe, jut that risks hurting others.

>>936855538
What about going the opposite route and building a vacuum chamber to suck enough of the necessary gasses out of your body? How could someone else get hurt that way?

>>936849795
There is no rest in death, just nothingness. It is not even the eternal void, you just is not.

If ir is rest you are after, rest from life, others, yourself I would suggest a cabin, a book and no electronics for a few days.

>>936855567
You could do that, but it is way harder and probably not painless.

>>936855567
Prolapse yer lungs

>>936849073 (OP)
Everybody talks shit about everyone, yet suddenly turn into the most empathetic motherfuckers once suicide is involved.

>>936856126
Its just how this contrarian site works. When someone asks how to get a hobby they are told to kys. When someone asks how to kill themselves, they are told to get a hobby.

Exit bag. You’ll put it on, breathe in some gas, and peacefully fall asleep. Before you know it, you’ll have asphyxiated to death.
Quick, painless, cheap, doesn’t require a license or background checks… just buy the items piecemeal. Bag, cord, inert gas like helium or nitrogen.

>>936856450
>inert gas like helium or nitrogen.
You can't buy those pure enough, you will have to purify enough gas yourself.

>>936849073 (OP)
Bet money OP's problem is temporary and solvable and he's just a crybaby.

>>936849073 (OP)
You can actually kill yourself in a painful way without feeling any pain. Just make sure you are very high or drunk or under the influence of any kind of drug that will make you numb and not feel a thing. You can try that or just get overdosed to the point you die.

>>936849073 (OP)
If you are one of my friends i will march into hell and fuck your ass. You stupid silly bitch

>>936849073 (OP)
LARRY CLARK IS AN AMERICAN HERO, YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE AND SHOULDNT KILL YOUSELF JUST FOR THAT.

>>936852326
>effed up movies
Along with Ken Park, I would add
>Donnie Darko
>White Bird in a Blizzard
>Excision (maybe Trash Fire as well, but that one is kinda normal)
>We Need to Talk About Kevin

>>936849073 (OP)
Good luck.