■OBJECT CRASHES INTO SATURN!■ - /b/ (#936862883) [Archived: 395 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:34:05 PM No.936862883
hrome
hrome
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https://www.the-independent.com/space/saturn-crash-mystery-object-asteroid-b2784450.html
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:41:32 PM No.936863091
it was me AMA
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:43:33 PM No.936863161
>>936862883 (OP)
Should've crashed into Uranus
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:13:45 PM No.936865899
>vishwam sankaran
Kek
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:32:20 PM No.936866550
>>936862883 (OP)
They always coverup every'mystery object' that ever appears.
Replies: >>936866884 >>936871300 >>936872944
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:42:13 PM No.936866884
>>936866550
>saturn's crashing mystery object was an asteroid
lol
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:20:34 PM No.936868465
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1731983845397386
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EPSTEIN LIST NOW PLEASE THANK YOU
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:54:05 PM No.936869766
It was probably a rock. I don't know if you guys realize that space is occupied by a fuck ton of rocks and gas. So if it's not gas there is a 99.9999999999999999% chance it's a rock
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:34:14 PM No.936871300
>>936866550
>They
who?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:41:15 PM No.936872016
293FE6DD-0514-412F-AF88-09825A7E2A31
293FE6DD-0514-412F-AF88-09825A7E2A31
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What if its an alien?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:42:32 PM No.936872072
>>936862883 (OP)
space isn't real
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:45:37 PM No.936872360
SpaceTrash
SpaceTrash
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>>936862883 (OP)
I hope it was that space trash car Musk put out there
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:50:49 PM No.936872592
>>936872016
deport them
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:56:15 PM No.936872828
>>936872592
where
Replies: >>936872929
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:58:43 PM No.936872929
>>936872828
Trump's Alligator Alcatraz
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:59:03 PM No.936872944
>>936866550
Because nothing ever happens and it is just a big rock.

They also sensationalize every asteroid that comes remotely near Earth.
>Asteroid will come within 1,000,000 miles of Earth!
>Are we safe?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:01:20 PM No.936873049
Phoenix
Phoenix
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>>936862883 (OP)
yes, hello, internet supervillain here

https://youtu.be/TU90sVFHdjY?feature=shared
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:03:08 PM No.936873127
>>936862883 (OP)
Would be better if it was niggers
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:08:18 PM No.936873313
Edgy3
Edgy3
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>>936873127
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:09:05 PM No.936873344
>>936873127
>was
*were
home schooled?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:17:16 PM No.936873608
>>936872929
I've heard that aliens can float 2 feet up and 2 feet forward anon
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:20:21 PM No.936873735
>>936873608
so, 2*sqrt(2)?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:55:40 PM No.936874911
>>936873735
... = 2.828427125. 2 feet both upwards and forwards would be 2^2 feet (two-square feet).
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:03:59 PM No.936875165
MiH
MiH
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>>936874911
hypotenuse
Replies: >>936875315
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:08:12 PM No.936875315
>>936875165
>math is hard
I'm sure it is, buddy.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:10:47 PM No.936875394
>>936875315
brilliant comeback!
Replies: >>936875429
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:11:56 PM No.936875429
>>936875394
>brilliant comeback!
"comeback" KEK! Thank you. ;))))))))
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:24:56 PM No.936875827
Comeback
Comeback
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>>936875429
why the quotation marks?
you have a problem with an English word?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:33:04 PM No.936876096
>>936875429
ESL?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:46:36 PM No.936876573
felsitmelib07
felsitmelib07
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>>936862883 (OP)
https://youtu.be/OyXh7mx1bCA?feature=shared