I have a penile question anons.
if my cock is the same length as a monster can (16 oz) is it big or average?

>>936913744 (OP)
answer my question please >_<
this is important

y-you guys are so rude ;_;

I need answers :(

>>936913744 (OP)
You have a micropenis

>>936916719
D:
but the monster can is pretty long
wow that hurts

>>936917074
big dick, post it?

>>936913744 (OP)
Post pic or gtfo

>>936913744 (OP)
Post cock

>>936917108
>>936917116
b-but I'm shy >///< I just wanted to know if that was considered long.

thanks for answering my question btw ^_^

>>936917156
Post it faggot

>>936917264
b-but I'm not hard right now >_<
also I'm not a faggot

>>936917156
>Anon said while throwing lit dynamite sticks into the lake of humiliation fish.

>>936917429
I-I do like being humiliated, it's better when it's a girl humiliating me though

>>936917387
Get hard, also put a sharpie in your butt

>>936917387
>b-but I'm not hard right now >_<
>also I'm not a faggot
Typing like that, you are either a 14 year old girl, a guy so gay that steaks turn into minced meat in his presence or a humiliationfag trying to bait people into supplying him with fap material unknowingly.
>>936917457
Ah, you're the third option I see, please leave this place and let your thread die.

>>936917387
>>936917457
post it soft and im sure you’ll get plenty of humiliation

>>936917504
no...
>>936917532
I'm a straight male I just like using emoticons, guess I'm not the manliest man out there but still I'm straight.

>so gay teaks turn into minced meat
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>936917575
I didn't come here looking to be humiliated right now I just wanted to know if my cock was big if it was the size of a monster can

>>936917641
Yes it is, now prove it.

>>936917641
>what the fuck does that even mean?
You're so mincing in your demeanor that even meat can't keep itself together around you.

>>936917641
Yeah you definitely have a micro

Sugar coated cherry soda puking on the lawn

>>936917732
neat!
>>936917752
oh...idk maybe?
>>936917811
haha nice try, I won't post cock, I already did it like 4 years ago actually
>>936917867
c-cool

>>936917986
>oh...idk maybe?
It's mostly a burn meant for a comedic effect, but I guess you managed to be the straight man in regards to comedy at least.

Want to know something OP?

>Timestamp with the photo of your cock.

Wait? What do you mean you can't?

Aw, how adorable.

>PROVE ME WRONG FAGGOT.

>>936918045
I'm straight in all regards
>>936918076
I don't need to prove you wrong :) I've gotten the answers I needed

>>936918215

You just incriminated yourself you silly goober.

>>936918266
what? how?
goddamn it I hate being dumb

>>936918215

So, how did you prove them wrong exactly?

>>936918316
did the reading comprehension dropped drastically since I last came here?
I said I don't need to prove him wrong!

>>936918396

Sorry, >>936918076 anon, I've returned. wtf are these faggots doing? I don't know.

I didn't mean to offend or upset, or anything like that. I just think most posts these days are some mild same faggotry.

It seems most people who post cuck or BUILT FOR BLACK COCK threads forget that Eminem is the only white person what knows what it is like to be a nigga.

Someone, other than you cutie, can prove me wrong. Eminem isn't biased or anything, even Elten John said he got damned cock rings for him and his boyfriend at the time.

So, humor me. Where am I wrong?

>>936918633
uhhh w-what? elton john? cock rings? w-what are you talking about?

>where am I wrong?
uhh about what? man now I'm the one that looks like a retard huh? I seriously don't understand what you are talking about now

>>936913744 (OP)
Try using a ruler ffs

>>936918633
That is all well and good anon, but how does it relate to the rice harvest in Vietnam?

>>936919050
I don't have one
>>936919207
???????

>>936919247
>???????
Asking how things relate to the rice harvest in Vietnam is a humorous way of saying "How does any of that relate to the topic at hand".
You're also still very obvious in your dynamite fishing for humiliation fap material, the way you lean into calling yourself a retard over and over makes you come across like you are doing an act.

>>936919482
no I'm not doing an act I'm just like this, even irl
plus my ex gf would humiliate me like that all the time (yes I do have a humiliation kink) she really did a number on me

>>936919570
You speak like a caricature though.
Just look at this shit
>plus my ex gf would humiliate me like that all the time (yes I do have a humiliation kink) she really did a number on me
This sentence seems tailored to have me ask what went on between you, so you'd have a chance to wax loquacious about humiliation fetish and how she induced it in you.
Congrats, you had an abusive ex and contracted sexual Stockholm syndrome.

>>936919822
sorry, I promise I'm not doing it on purpose, but yeah she would call me pathetic and stuff like that and I liked it a lot, I don't know why I'm like this anon.
she wasn't abusive she was perfect, she did reassured me afterwards though.

though the humiliation kink was honestly a thing before I met her, she just made it worse (no cucking stuff fuck that!)

>>936913744 (OP)
I just googled it for you. A 16 oz monster can has a height of about 6 inches, so you're average

>>936920090
but I read the average penis size was 5.5 inches
either way thanks anon

>>936919941
>she wasn't abusive she was perfect, she did reassured me afterwards though.
Yeah anon, that sounds like textbook predator behavior to me and you not realizing that looks like textbook victim behavior to me too.
>though the humiliation kink was honestly a thing before I met her
So how old were you when your mom divorced your dad and estranged you from him?
Also did she take the path of constantly comparing you to him and calling you a failure based on the comparison or the path where her hyperactive disgust response interpreted everything you did as sexual and called you disgusting based on it?
>she just made it worse (no cucking stuff fuck that!)
Thank god for small blessings I guess.

>>936920281
>Yeah anon, that sounds like textbook predator behavior to me and you not realizing that looks like textbook victim behavior to me too.
but I really liked it :/

also my mom never divorced my dad though lol they might as well be, they never talk to each other and don't even sleep in the same room. she never called me a failure but I could always tell she was disappointed in me and she never showed me love, I had some really bad abandonment issues too (I still do honestly)

>>936920376
>but I really liked it :/
Yeah, that is the defense mechanism you developed to being put down constantly.
>also my mom never divorced my dad though lol they might as well be, they never talk to each other and don't even sleep in the same room. she never called me a failure but I could always tell she was disappointed in me and she never showed me love, I had some really bad abandonment issues too (I still do honestly)
Aw Shiet, if I had guessed correctly it would have been so gratifying on a selfish level for me.
But yeah growing up to parents that don't love you or each other, to the point that they made you feel abandoned and unloved would also be a good explanation for why you act and think like you do.
If you fear that people might leave you at the drop of a hat, it makes sense that you are willing to let them treat you badly if it means means that they will stay with you.
That you have made humiliation a sexual thing in a desperate attempt to feel loved just kind of follows from that.

>>936920696
.....you have no idea how right you are...holy shit that's impressive!

>>936921034
I've never had a humiliation fetish and my parents loves me and each other.
But 9 years of being a pariah at school to the point of even the loser crowd not wanting me around, has had me feeling and acting very much like you do during my late teens and early 20's.
I used to be unable to say no to people because I feared they would stop letting me hang out with them, even to things they would have accepted a no to because I luckily wasn't actually around people who wanted to take advantage of me. They turned out to be true friends instead.
When I was 25 I had a mental breakdown which forced me to face all of my emotional baggage and sort through it, because that was the only way for me fix my malfunctioning fight or flight response.
Part of that was learning to say no, being able to calmly and politely assert my boundaries and figure out how to always speak the truth in a way where even if I disagreed with someone, it wouldn't come across as an attack or accusation.
So here is my unsolicited advice for you, practice on believing that you actually deserve to be treated with decency and that you are allowed to voice your boundaries.
Then find people who actually like you and do your darnedest to believe that they believe what they are saying when they compliment you, because assuming they are just nice is you being an asshole by calling them liars.
Some people act nice, some people are nice, learn the difference and seek the latter while avoiding the former.
And the most fortune cookie of them all, try to get to a point where you take daily walks in nature, we're animals too and nature declutters our brains.

>>936921864
I see, yeah when people compliment me I have a hard time believing them, I mean I do say thanks but deep down I don't believe it.
and I do go for walks but sadly I don't live close to nature so even outside I am in concrete hell.

thanks for the advice anon, I honestly wasn't expecting something like this from making this thread

>>936922116
>I mean I do say thanks but deep down I don't believe it.
That is why I said believe that they believe it.
Even if a part of thinks that you suck harder than a slutty black hole with daddy issues, that doesn't mean that everyone around you shares your Marianas Trench level of low regard that you have for yourself.
If the person isn't just acting nice, they are speaking what they feel is the truth when they compliment you.
Once you start getting comfortable with believing that they mean what they say, you can start looking into yourself from their perspective and with some practice start to recognize that what they see in you is real and a part of you.
>thanks for the advice anon, I honestly wasn't expecting something like this from making this thread
I usually react with harsh words and making my disgust known to threads that looks like they are fishing for humiliation material. Because I kind of get insulted on the behalf of the humiliationfag in response to what they say about themselves.
Belittling and denigrating yourself like that is just gross to me, because it reminds me of how much of an unmitigated asshole I used to be to myself and neither of us deserves that treatment.
It went different today because you started reflecting on yourself instead of getting antagonistic. The whole guess I did about your mom and dad being divorced etc, was both an armchair therapist throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks attempt and troll me seeing if you'd jump into an argument because I hit a sore spot.
I like the outcome we ended up having more though.
I'm only mad at humiliationfags because they are so damn hard on themselves and I think they are being unfair to themselves, so you being open to a bit of advice instead of just shitting on yourself was nice.

>>936923216
yeah, I like this outcome too, I'm not a conscious humiliationfag if that makes any sense, this is genuinely who I am, I don't do it on purpose, just grew up being abused and neglected.

also it's very hard for someone to hit a sore spot with me lol It's very hard for me to get mad

>>936923645
All if this is only you if you keep acting this way, I'm not saying that your opinions and personality would change a whole lot, but if you found how to like yourself, realized your agency so you could assert yourself confidently and perhaps even figure out what things you should in fact get mad at, you could elevate your quality of life immensely.

>>936923645
>>936923979
I'm also not saying that you have to change, only that you in fact can change the parts of your personality that are tripping you up.
It's not easy to do, but it's worth it.

>>936913744 (OP)
I feel embarrassed for your tiny peen

>>936923979
>>936924109
I'll keep that in mind, thanks anon
>>936924157
I can grab it with both hands :3

>>936924428
>thanks anon
You're welcome.

>>936924428
Can i grab it? No homo

>>936926465
n-no, sorry

>>936926531
Please.. ill use both hands and my mouth :3

>>936926667
only girls can touch it

>>936927098
We can pretend

>>936927210
maybe you can, I can't

>>936927385
:(

>>936913744 (OP)
Briefly glanced at this thread after finishing a Monster. If you’re that long, you’re bigger than average, but if it’s thin, then it’s probably a little disappointing.

>>936927947
it isn't super thick but I wouldn't call it thin either
w-what do you mean finishing a monster? were you playing monster hunter?

gay

>>936920156
If it's within 1 standard deviation, it's still aveage

>>936931910
don't ruin this for me >:(

>>936935192
I just saw the size of your member in a dream

>>936937074
how was it?

>>936935192
I actually made a mistake in my calculations, and...just wow! It's actually really big. Congratulations!

>>936913744 (OP)
Dick or GTFO. (((tranny, pooner)))

>>936938580
I...I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.....
>>936938926
I don't want to I'm shy, plus I already posted my cock on /b/ like 5 years ago, that was a dark time for me, never again....

>>936939494
Why was it a dark time? We're you bullied? Did you become addicted?

>>936940035
I was really depressed and I came home from a shitty job and I wanted attention so I posted cock.

I need a mommy gf :(