This fancy bidet I recently purchased might've been the best thing I've splurged on. No more crying because of my hemorrhoids.

>>936929519 (OP)
Both bidets and toilet paper suck.
Just use moist toilettes.

>>936929825
I don't even know what the fuck that is, but I ain't coming back to TP.

>>936929519 (OP)
I've thought about getting one of those DIY bidet kits for my water closet. Any recommendations on brand to purchase?