Toilet paper is wasteful, disgusting, and doesn't even do a good job.

>>936929909 (OP)
Agreed, plus it tastes like shit.

>>936930725
ya that's the worst part.

>>936929909 (OP)
I shit so clean I never use it.

Bidet or ur subhuman

>>936930871
You have chronic constipation and your ass prolapses.

If you dont shower after shitting, you're a shitass person

>>936930962
Nope, I shit 3 times a day, and I pinch that shit so clean I never get shit on my asshole.

>>936931040
I shit 5 times a day. I ain't showering 5 times a day.
>>936931065
Lies.

>>936931100
>Lies.
You want to come over and watch me shit?

>>936931130
You know what, sure. Where do you live?

>>936931144
Did I mention I was a Kangaroo? So maybe our assholes are different.

if you piss or shit at all it means you're either eating or drinking too much or not the right things.

>>936929909 (OP)
Agreed, it's better to use diapers.

>>936938446
TRVTHNVKE right there. I hate toilets. Good thing i unpotty trained myself and now only wear diapers.

>>936929909 (OP)
The slope is supposed to be 1/8" per ft because to keep the solid waste flowing with the liquid.