Have you ever been in a fight?

do internet fights count?

>>936930914
can you count?

>>936930830 (OP)
Only in my dreams and I lose every time.

>>936930936
How much count could the count count if the count was counting counts.

>>936930830 (OP)
not at all. I have always been a pussy despite having a decent height and build.

>>936930830 (OP)
Yeah, ended up doing 8 months in prison for it. Shit experience, 0/10, would not recommend.

>>936930830 (OP)
No and have no intention to be in one.
Lot of people die in them actually.

>>936930914
No

>>936931111
Assault charge? Nice gets too.

>>936930830 (OP)
>Have you ever been in a fight?
one time in middle school
I lost

>>936930830 (OP)
no

>>936931111
Check my sexy quads.
>>936931221
"Assault occasioning actual bodily harm." I was lucky to get away with the sentence I did, tbh. Maybe the judge thought I was cute?
>t. 5'6 manlet with Napoleon syndrome and a drink problem

>>936930830 (OP)
Yes. Being punched in the head is not something I would consider fun.

>>936930830 (OP)
Yes, a few. Although I didn't get properly stomped on by a group of thugs until I was 14

>>936930830 (OP)

Lot's of fights. I came from a family of older brothers that taught me youre a pussy faggot if youre not beating everyone up all the time.

I believed it too. Spent most my teen and early 20's fighting.

Realized that way of thinking was fucking retarded. Havent been in a real street fight with randoms in a long time. But I have had to punch a few family members here and there, because they are assholes.

>>936930830 (OP)
like 12 of em sometimes, i get into fights with blacks white and mexicans because of a disagreement
like one time a black teen got mad asf with for not wanting to put effort into a fake soccer game
so we started fighting each other,
but we became friends with each other, mostly making fag jokes

>>936930830 (OP)
yeah and i lost

>>936930830 (OP)
twice when i was a teenager
i strategically try to avoid them

>>936930830 (OP)
allegory for gay sex authored by a faggot

Many. But had to tell Gam-Gam no more cuz school was getting suspicious of all the bruises.

never been in a real street fight, though the closest I got was idk a fight in the street with someone who couldn't fight for shit so I took him down like three times, first two immediately let him up bc a car was coming and then someone came outside but then I took him down again and his friend punched me then my friend pushed his friend then they all ran away, we went to go play poker while I had a black fuckin face and the dude who hit me stole a cop car and drove to akron.

Not to parrot the film but how have so few of you been in fights? How much can you know about yourself? Not a single fight? That's crazy. You must have been so boring. I'm from bongland, I'm confident every man here has had at least one fight. I'd go even further and say every man here has won at least one fight.

>>936930830 (OP)
I once ate a pile of shit I found underneath some old newspapers

I got in a few as a kid, but my self confidence plumetted at the pre-teens, so I started freezing at any of these occasions and even let a guy beat me for free. Another one dragged me across the halls even lmao now I'm a closeted sissy btw

>>936930830 (OP)
I can't really call it a fight call me a. Larper but someone got uppity and threw a rusty metal object at me when I was young so allegedly I threw my first ever punch and knocked a dude out stone cold I felt really bad cause it hurt the dude really bad

>>936938852
Benefit's of jacking off three times a day is I got one insanely fucking strong arm to do that now but struggle with a milk jug with my left kek

>>936930830 (OP)
Not one I ever started.
I'm 6'2" and have been bodybuilding for 20 years.
The big guy who loves feeding little animals is always the deathblow to an altercation.