Looking for a witch/magician/sorcerer who only takes payment after a spell is successful!

I've heard the Malay Bomoh do this.

Anyone on /b/ know of any?

>>936931485 (OP)
Anyone who takes money for magic is a fraud.
At best they're just lying about having knowledge. At worst, they don't care that the spell will be poisoned by their monetary motive.

>>936931669

Ok, well, do you know anyone who does magick for free?

I would be willing to give it a shot if it's free.

Bump!

Very interested in any occult practice that might be related to the UAP phenomenon!

i'm a black witch, what do you need

>>936933382

Well, right now I need a money spell, but I may also be interested in a love spell in the future if all goes well.

Bumping for great magick!

Magick with a "k" is just a fancy word some people use to sound edgy or mysterious, but at its core, it is still the same nonsense as "magic." There is no empirical evidence, no reproducible results, no scientific basis for it. It is pure superstition and wishful thinking. People who believe in magick are basically ignoring centuries of scientific progress and critical thinking in favor of fairy tales and self-delusion. Believing in magick means accepting that the universe operates on invisible forces that defy physics and logic. It means preferring anecdotal stories and confirmation bias over actual data. It is intellectual laziness dressed up as spirituality or rebellion. If you seriously think chanting words, waving hands, or performing rituals can change reality, you are stuck in a childlike fantasy that undermines rational thought and common sense. So yes, magick is not real. It is just an elaborate placebo at best, and at worst, a distraction from actual knowledge and progress. If you buy into it, do yourself a favor and grow up. Reality does not bend to your wishes just because you say some words or wave a stick. Get your head out of the clouds and deal with the real world you stupid fucking nigger.

>>936936807

That's a long way to say that people who use "magick" are just edgy wiccan retards who are probably overweight.

why don't they just cast the money spell on themself?

>>936936895

Magick isn't as effective on yourself or people who know you personally. Oftentimes when a tribal healer or his family would get sick; they would send them to a neighboring tribe's healer for treatment.

It has to do with belief. If you see a dude walking around in his underwear, farting, and eating cheetos, you're not going to be as impressed when you see that same dude show up wearing ritual items and chanting.

On top of that certain practices require vows of poverty.

There is also the possibility that he did cast a money spell and that is how the universe led me to his practice.

>>936936807

I mean, they said the same thing about UAPs, now congress is holding meetings on non-human biologics...

Meanwhile, Crowley was drawing pictures of a Grey Alien called Lam in 1917, 30 years before Roswell, New Mexico.

Say what you want but I'm not buying the propaganda anymore... Science isn't done sciencing...