How would you remake Twilight with the sole purpose of making it worse?

put Andy Sixx in the lead male role

>>936938458 (OP)
Me as all the characters (I have schizophrenia)

>>936938730
Would you be ok with special effects makeup? Practical effects are always preferable over CGI.

idk just make them all happy n shit
https://encrypted-vtbn0.gstatic.com/video?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXSmEOeZBHJr8JHcaVzkpo9BUVSMWjK8F_Ag

happier and with their mouths open

>>936939240

all characters are nicolas cage, and all the sfx are made by nicolas cage using his voice

>>936938458 (OP)
Full nignog recast.

A few (nigger) flamers in there too to add some variety.

>>936939427
By making the main character a terrible person

>>936938879
Yup. Shot on film, not digital btw

>>936939427
>>936939614
We could cast George Floyd as Edward.

>>936939860
I'm thinking Jaden Smith for Edward. Perhaps with that skirt and purse he likes to wear could be easily written in.

Introduce shapeshifters and make them all wear Fez hats all the time.

Make all the eldest vampires black and all the youngest vampires white and say vampires darken as they age.

>>936941121
Any asians?

>>936938458 (OP)
>with the sole purpose of making it worse?

Hire Disney

>>936943833
Not a bad idea.

cast it with nigger drag queens with afros

>>936943776
Yes but they gradually turn black too. Elder vampires are called darkies or the black people. People are warned to never relax around darkies.

>>936938458 (OP)
Cast Chjristopher Walken as Edward Cullen and Nick Cage as whoever the fuck the other guy is.

>>936943833

make the lead female have a feminine penis