Would you fuck?

Sure, she's hot for a 50yo, but she's also bat shit insane

>>936943146 (OP)
she is a cutie isn't she

>>936943146 (OP)
Nudes

>>936944393

The only nudes she has that I know of were taken when she was in her 20s

She looks like a white Sandra Kaluiokalani

Is that the mushroom lady?

>>936945095

Yes. Hot, but a psychotic bitch

>>936944658

Gross. I want current noods only.

>>936943146 (OP)
>she's hot for a 50yo
Meanwhile in reality, Salma Hayek is 58.

>>936945139
She isn't psychotic, she is from a family of academics who turned out to be a midwit thinking she is more clever than anyone else yet has failed at everything she has attempted.A prime example of the female online sleuth trope. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-08/erin-patterson-mushroom-murder-trial-air-traffic-controller/105464254

>>936951191
>reality

>>936951834
Yes. She exists within the reality you and I inhabit, and she's almost 60. Compared to someone like her, the hag posted by OP isn't hot. Hell, I don't think she's even average for a 50yo. I personally know women in their 50s who look a lot better, even if they're miles away from the likes of Salma.

>>936943146 (OP)
Learning to never fuck batshit insane can only be taught by experience. You'll see anon, it's a terrible idea, no matter how amazing she fucks.

>>936952053
>She exists within the reality you and I inhabit,
lol

>AKSHYUALLY Salma Hayek is an interdimensional higher being

>>936943146 (OP)
lol you have no idea what you're saying

[i]No[/i]

>>936943146 (OP)
yes

>>936943146 (OP)

>>936943146 (OP)
Nudes?

>>936943146 (OP)
Pics from “before?”

>>936951191
Lol in reality.
My god anon, you are brain washed

>>936952053
She is the exception, while ops pic is the rule.

>>936954605
https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/c26edc4dc941f76c7b4e6d6287ded964?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=1163&cropW=1744&xPos=0&yPos=49&width=862&height=575

>>936943146 (OP)
I might slip her my mushroom tip