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Anonymous No.936943146 [Report] >>936943449 >>936944393 >>936951191 >>936952075 >>936954338 >>936954532 >>936954546 >>936954592 >>936954605 >>936958128
Would you fuck?

Sure, she's hot for a 50yo, but she's also bat shit insane
Anonymous No.936943449 [Report]
>>936943146 (OP)
she is a cutie isn't she
Anonymous No.936944393 [Report] >>936944658
>>936943146 (OP)
Nudes
Anonymous No.936944658 [Report] >>936948958
>>936944393

The only nudes she has that I know of were taken when she was in her 20s
Anonymous No.936944714 [Report]
She looks like a white Sandra Kaluiokalani
Anonymous No.936945095 [Report] >>936945139
Is that the mushroom lady?
Anonymous No.936945139 [Report] >>936951827
>>936945095

Yes. Hot, but a psychotic bitch
Anonymous No.936948958 [Report]
>>936944658

Gross. I want current noods only.
Anonymous No.936951191 [Report] >>936951834 >>936954676
>>936943146 (OP)
>she's hot for a 50yo
Meanwhile in reality, Salma Hayek is 58.
Anonymous No.936951827 [Report]
>>936945139
She isn't psychotic, she is from a family of academics who turned out to be a midwit thinking she is more clever than anyone else yet has failed at everything she has attempted.A prime example of the female online sleuth trope. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-08/erin-patterson-mushroom-murder-trial-air-traffic-controller/105464254
Anonymous No.936951834 [Report] >>936952053
>>936951191
>reality
Anonymous No.936952053 [Report] >>936953300 >>936954705
>>936951834
Yes. She exists within the reality you and I inhabit, and she's almost 60. Compared to someone like her, the hag posted by OP isn't hot. Hell, I don't think she's even average for a 50yo. I personally know women in their 50s who look a lot better, even if they're miles away from the likes of Salma.
Anonymous No.936952075 [Report]
>>936943146 (OP)
Learning to never fuck batshit insane can only be taught by experience. You'll see anon, it's a terrible idea, no matter how amazing she fucks.
Anonymous No.936953300 [Report]
>>936952053
>She exists within the reality you and I inhabit,
lol
Anonymous No.936954334 [Report]
>AKSHYUALLY Salma Hayek is an interdimensional higher being
Anonymous No.936954338 [Report]
>>936943146 (OP)
lol you have no idea what you're saying
Anonymous No.936954373 [Report]
[i]No[/i]
Anonymous No.936954532 [Report]
>>936943146 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.936954546 [Report]
>>936943146 (OP)
Anonymous No.936954576 [Report]
Anonymous No.936954592 [Report]
>>936943146 (OP)
Nudes?
Anonymous No.936954605 [Report] >>936955592
>>936943146 (OP)
Pics from “before?”
Anonymous No.936954676 [Report]
>>936951191
Lol in reality.
My god anon, you are brain washed
Anonymous No.936954705 [Report]
>>936952053
She is the exception, while ops pic is the rule.
Anonymous No.936955592 [Report]
>>936954605
https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/c26edc4dc941f76c7b4e6d6287ded964?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=1163&cropW=1744&xPos=0&yPos=49&width=862&height=575
Anonymous No.936958128 [Report]
>>936943146 (OP)
I might slip her my mushroom tip