Thread 936947457

but father, i wanted a big mac with extra sauce and some fries, father please

>>936947457 (OP)
Open wide and youll get your extra sauce

Alright, angel... But don't tell your mum.

>>936947457 (OP)
I've worked at McDonalds before. Lets see if I can relearn how to make you one. They mighf let me behind the grill, if I make them feel good, if I make the idea fun. I'll tell them my daughter likes McStuff, and I want to feel like her privider, the good stuff in my and so her side. Not a fan of cows etc suffering, maybe I can make some, and make some for her, put different patties in, keep trying until she likes something, then tell Ronald about it.
Give her a go if that's possible. Let her make what she likes. If too weird then a job please. You can pay me when i'm producing, i'll pay her for a smike, and ahe can pay the establiahment for something tasry and a memory of her dad.

catch up daaaaaaaad

where are you two?

>>936947753

>Every day, I'm hustlin', hustlin', hustl-
>Hustlin', hustlin', hustl-

>>936947755
You're not going out in that sweety

>>936947891
but daaaaaaaaad

>>936947802
MCing. Could use some sugar and spice, prettu up a patty, so DJ ascociates plant based with herself. I'll pass on appreciation, put a flower and fondant bow on the burger, best place for pretty insidebherself. Makeb it better, prettier. The pretty process. Should get her a barbie doll, she'd probabky use the burger as it's clothes.

>>936947938
I'd be willing to take m'lady out for some korean barbecue at this chill little bistro downtown

>>936947938
That outfit makes daddy uncomfortable honey. Go put on some clothes

>>936948079
I dont know why everybody gives HER all the attention. Like, Im way hotter than she is and that bitch knows it so, whatever

>>936948143
One word: tits

>>936947938
Hey siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
I found your onlyfans account

>>936947457 (OP)
SHUT THE FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK

>>936948202
don't you dare tell it to Dad!!!

>>936948275
slut

>>936948275
Already know and I aint too happy about it, lemme tell ya

>>936948202
Get outside and cut the damn grass like I told's ya to an hour ago

>>936948040
You tryn'a fuck my baby girl there, chief? Get outta here before I kick yer ass

I went to McDick's last night and tried the new McCraps. They come with a tiny chicken tendie with shredded lettuce and ranch sauce and some half melted shredded cheese, all wrapped in a tortilla. So most bites don't have any chicken. The tortilla was nice and soft though.

My fries were hot and fresh out of the fryer so they have that going for them.

I can't get them to give me a fucking ketchup packet though, even using the app, and the app frightens and confuses the apes preparing my order. I also got a coca cola. I would have got a shake but I assumed the machine would be broken but to my amazement the customer ahead of me managed to get a shake.

Another surprise for me was this 24 hour location was open at about 9:30 pm. Normally 24 hour locations are closed at random hours when their computers have to reboot for like an hour in the evening, during lunch rush, and at 3:00 AM and when they switch from breakfast to lunch, a process that takes over an hour.

While I was waiting a scrawny man with long purple hair and a flashlight wandered around the parking lot, lingering for a while at the dumpster.

Overall it was a better experience than usual.

Ba Da Ba Ba Ba

>>936948450
Nothing quite like fresh hot salty fries

>>936947457 (OP)
Cunny

>>936948365
would

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>>936947457 (OP)
No lmao

>>936947457 (OP)
SHUTTUP BITCH
YOU GET EHAT YOU FUCKIN GIVEN!!!

>>936947457 (OP)
O few components of memes: Bonney a message, humorously, similar to an inside joke or at the very least convey some relevant information to someone.
This image does none of this.

Anyone got a good Model/prompt for this OP's daughter character? If you do, I'll gen something up for everybody.

>>936954161
that would be nice

>>936947457 (OP)
I'm not your dad wtf go away

>>936954161
>Anyone got a good Model/prompt for this OP's daughter character?
nope, it's based on OP's drawing, you will have to gen realistic models yourself, like those in >>936947938 and >>936948365

if you can gen a few different pics that are sufficiently close to each other, you can try to make a synthetic basic lora, gen some more models and re-use the best images to make a more complete one
or you can try to make a face-mash of several irl chicks to get a base, then work up your lora complexity

best of luck

>>936947457 (OP)
I need more pale redheads in my life.

>>936947457 (OP)
Yeah, well I wanna shove my cock in your mouth