Thread 936978228

Hello 4chan, I have recently discovered that I have some extent of psychic abilities.
I was able to predict dice rolls with nearly 50/50 odds because they just kept appearing in the back of my head for the length of an entire game of monopoly, I was able to predict an E-mail I received almost to the letter, and most importantly I have been consistently predicting the actions of others seconds or minutes before they happen.
The final of those has been happening with near perfect certainty for over 2 months.
I am looking for people with similar abilities that could be considered psychic in nature.

>>936978228 (OP)
I have a very similar psychic ability!
I can predit coin flips. I couldn't believe it at first I thought it was just luck but I tried so many times and I'm right about 50% of the time just like you.

LeadPlatedLayman@proton.me

>>936978228 (OP)
If a song enters my head I will without fail hear it somewhere later that day. It has to be completely unprompted though. And I don't mean like top 20 shit that's always playing on a loop. It can be anything, no matter how old or obscure.

i can speak to animals

I can control spiders with my thoughts.

>>936978228 (OP)
Psychic abilities are not real, anon.
You are either crazy, lying, or under a misapprehension.

I fuck Wonder Woman every morning, noon and night. ama.

>>936979496
I knew you were gonna say that. Prove me wrong.

>>936979788
>Prove me wrong
I can't. We are speaking through the internet and probably thousands of miles away from each other.

>>936979352
Can they speak back?

>>936978228 (OP)
I can teleport any object across any distance at will, as long as it is under 25 microns.
I can also tell if OP is a faggot with 100% accuracy.

>>936978228 (OP)
I believe you anon
I don't really have psychic abilities, but I have seen them in action. I have also been told I have
great potential, but that's all I have going for myself bahahahah

I hear you can meditate for 30 minutes in silence everyday to temper this ability,
as well as something about "gateway tapes", though I'm not really too sure what those do

>>936979788
Project Stargate, the army's paranormal experiments that were conducted for almost 3 decades came to the conclusion that humans have no capacity for paranormal activity and dropped the program. I'll go with their findings, thank you.

>>936980479
Oops. Stargate Project

>>936980479

Oh come on, you think if they actually discovered something significant they would tell anyone?

>>936980219
do you know for sure that you're able to perceive the past? i get it in dreams or visions i've had but my actual interactions were so limited to a roll of the dice and the monopoly board

>>936980819
Give it a rest. You're not psychic.

>>936978228 (OP)

Hello OP. I’m from an originization that can people like you and me. Normies don’t understand nor can they comprehend the true extent of your power. With me at your side, you can learn to control and harness this special gift you have. Personally, I’m able to scratch lotto tickets and almost get my money back. Come with me

The best way to see if your are psycheic is to post your post number.
>>936981276

>>936981166
annnd I failed.
trying again
>>>936981206

>>936981206
yay I'm psychic!

>>936980479
Government propoganda

>>936978228 (OP)
i that is true, just gamble. fucking retard. why the FUCK are you on 4chan?

Dude you really an esper, I guess. I haven't observed such abilities for myself sadly.

>>936980954
uhh perceiving the past? isnt that just remembering?
I don't do that too well, though lmao, there are so many vacuums in my memory its so funny

Most I've ever perceived out of the usual was uhh how do I say it
In two occasions, when I was 6-8 yo, out of nowhere I started crying desperately,
inexplicably, I was so distressed and I had no idea why
As it turned out, those two exact times, the first time they had raided and looted my way early
childhood home, and the second time, my great grandmother left this world :'D

But I've never had visions of the long-gone past. I know someone who has, but I'm nowhere near
their level bahahahah

>>936981534
whoops I namefagged in the wrong thread

>>936980028
no silly animals arent psychic

>>936978228 (OP)
I have an innate understanding of the principals of psychohistory, and have accurately predicted large scale societal events and movements many times, often without trying. it's not really like a special psychic power or anything. it's just kinda like looking at the clouds and knowing whether or not it will rain, except with large groups of people

mfw op abandons a cool thread