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Anonymous No.937006552 [Report] >>937006816 >>937007955
How to ethically kill a bird
This is pretty urgent. My car has caught a bird, injured it pretty severely, there's no coming back for this guy as far as I can tell. I can't exactly nurse the bird back to health with two cats in the house. What's the most ethical way to end this birds suffering?

Pic rel bird mutilator in question
Anonymous No.937006578 [Report]
*cat not car, sorry, in kind of a hurry, bird suffering
Anonymous No.937006605 [Report] >>937006680 >>937006834
break its neck
Anonymous No.937006680 [Report]
>>937006605
Thanks, I've never had to do it before, google wanted me to find a vet which just seems unrealistic
Anonymous No.937006816 [Report] >>937006866 >>937006919
>>937006552 (OP)
just leave it with the cat, halfwit
Anonymous No.937006834 [Report] >>937006926 >>937006968 >>937007408
>>937006605
Well, that's one of the saddest things I ever had to do. That's the first life I've had to take, I don't even kill bugs
Anonymous No.937006866 [Report]
>>937006816
Too late, it was in the house, everything was going crazy. If it was outside I could've left it
Anonymous No.937006919 [Report]
>>937006816
The kitchen was getting torn apart, I actually feel horrible
Anonymous No.937006926 [Report] >>937006973 >>937007080 >>937007222
>>937006834
you're such a faggot
should have just left it with the cat, halfwit

it's time to be a man and that, at times, means doing the hard thing for good
Anonymous No.937006968 [Report] >>937007091
>>937006834
Post pic?
Anonymous No.937006973 [Report]
>>937006926
Nigger
Anonymous No.937007080 [Report] >>937007109
>>937006926
I've left the cat with birds multiple times, but the house was getting torn apart, this was different retard. I've peeved cats my whole life, I never interfere, but this was in the house. I'm not just going to let a cat and bird get gems all over my fucking kitchen you gross retard
Anonymous No.937007091 [Report] >>937007128
>>937006968
Really?
Anonymous No.937007109 [Report]
>>937007080
*owned, not peeved, sorry, keyboard fucked
Anonymous No.937007128 [Report] >>937007272
>>937007091
Anonymous No.937007222 [Report] >>937007293
>>937006926
spray the cat with water until it backs off
Anonymous No.937007272 [Report]
>>937007128
Well, the cat made clean work of it pretty fast
Anonymous No.937007293 [Report]
>>937007222
The bird was so far fucked there was no coming back
Anonymous No.937007408 [Report] >>937007476
>>937006834
Hardcore man. Fucking hardcore.
Anonymous No.937007476 [Report]
>>937007408
I feel pretty strange, I made a religious vow to never take a life, it's the first time I've ever broken it. But, the bird suffered because I opted to own cats, so I feel it was my duty to reduce the birds suffering.
Anonymous No.937007955 [Report] >>937008155
>>937006552 (OP)
>Cat>birb
Anonymous No.937008155 [Report] >>937008730
>>937007955
Anonymous No.937008730 [Report]
>>937008155
>compelling evidence, but not compelling enough!