How to ethically kill a bird - /b/ (#937006552) [Archived: 424 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:09:01 PM No.937006552
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This is pretty urgent. My car has caught a bird, injured it pretty severely, there's no coming back for this guy as far as I can tell. I can't exactly nurse the bird back to health with two cats in the house. What's the most ethical way to end this birds suffering?

Pic rel bird mutilator in question
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:09:37 PM No.937006578
*cat not car, sorry, in kind of a hurry, bird suffering
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:10:05 PM No.937006605
break its neck
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:12:14 PM No.937006680
>>937006605
Thanks, I've never had to do it before, google wanted me to find a vet which just seems unrealistic
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:15:18 PM No.937006816
>>937006552 (OP)
just leave it with the cat, halfwit
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:15:45 PM No.937006834
>>937006605
Well, that's one of the saddest things I ever had to do. That's the first life I've had to take, I don't even kill bugs
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:16:35 PM No.937006866
>>937006816
Too late, it was in the house, everything was going crazy. If it was outside I could've left it
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:17:58 PM No.937006919
>>937006816
The kitchen was getting torn apart, I actually feel horrible
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:18:12 PM No.937006926
>>937006834
you're such a faggot
should have just left it with the cat, halfwit

it's time to be a man and that, at times, means doing the hard thing for good
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:19:24 PM No.937006968
>>937006834
Post pic?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:19:34 PM No.937006973
>>937006926
Nigger
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:22:54 PM No.937007080
>>937006926
I've left the cat with birds multiple times, but the house was getting torn apart, this was different retard. I've peeved cats my whole life, I never interfere, but this was in the house. I'm not just going to let a cat and bird get gems all over my fucking kitchen you gross retard
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:23:25 PM No.937007091
>>937006968
Really?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:23:57 PM No.937007109
>>937007080
*owned, not peeved, sorry, keyboard fucked
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:24:35 PM No.937007128
dew it
dew it
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>>937007091
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:27:12 PM No.937007222
>>937006926
spray the cat with water until it backs off
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:28:17 PM No.937007272
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>>937007128
Well, the cat made clean work of it pretty fast
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:28:50 PM No.937007293
>>937007222
The bird was so far fucked there was no coming back
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:31:43 PM No.937007408
>>937006834
Hardcore man. Fucking hardcore.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:33:45 PM No.937007476
>>937007408
I feel pretty strange, I made a religious vow to never take a life, it's the first time I've ever broken it. But, the bird suffered because I opted to own cats, so I feel it was my duty to reduce the birds suffering.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:47:25 PM No.937007955
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>>937006552 (OP)
>Cat>birb
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:53:26 PM No.937008155
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>>937007955
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:11:07 PM No.937008730
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>>937008155
>compelling evidence, but not compelling enough!