Was walking in the yard on the phone yesterday and stopped mid step about to stomp down right by his head. He had already seen me and decided freezing was the way to go. I let him live in appreciation for not biting me and the bastard slithered off asap. Big fucker better not come back though.

>>937008132 (OP)
Nothing awakens the primal instincts and innate ability to jump laterally like seeing a big chonki arm with teeth when you're not expecting it.

>>937008132 (OP)
do not step on snek.

>>937008132 (OP)
They're good smoked

>>937008132 (OP)

>>937008132 (OP)
I mean don't touch it and that's about the extent of what it takes for it to bite you. I never got being afraid or weary of snakes.

>>937008794
>They're good smoked

>>937009326
Blandish when not, I should mention.

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>>937008132 (OP)
I don't think that is a water moccasin. But I am not sure, so I would give it plenty of room and respect.

>>937008132 (OP)
i saw this hawk yesterday.

>>937008794
How do you debone the motherfuckers?

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>>937008132 (OP)
Not me.. If i see that fucker anywhere near me. Im mag dumping the fucker!!!