I started petting my dog's head and I noticed a couple things. He wasn't a dog at all. He looked kinda like E.T. but with pink skin, thick eyebrows, and an attempt at a human hairstyle (but a bad one tbh).
I said, "he's such a s...silly guy" as I pet his head. His appearance startled me but I stayed polite. I said, "It looks like we both could use haircuts" and he reclined back in the seat and closed his eyes in the sun

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One where I was guestimating the dimensions of a prison/maybe old McDonald's or something. I was like, "this place is small as shit and these walls look thin".
Bunch of me playing video games.
Then it was like a classroom orgy of almost all chicks and the teacher. The girls were super excited to get in on it and I was like, "damn this is hot". Then a woman's voice was like, "omg people's lives are being ruined! Open blinds not bars!"