Sup, /b/, I'm back again with my bullshit. I'm also pretty fucking drunk.

Had a pretty busy day today, with some problems at home in regards to plumbing.

Came home after work, dealt with that, gave the wife a massage, ate, and then ate food, helped her pack up for work, and a 2 Stellas and 2 Rolling Rocks later, I'm back here again.

>What are you drinking tonight?

Got Taco Bell on the way.

KOTH anon, if you're here, wtf are you doing up? Lmao

Post three right?
One done, one halfway done, one's next.

Just vibing to music and drinking while waiting for my Taco Bell

>On now: The Crimson by Atreyu

>Up Next: Higinia by Blessthefall

Fuck all the trannyposters and logposters. This is the thread you need to be in.
>What the fuck are you drinking tonight, /b/?

>>937029527 (OP)
im not drinking today but maybe tomorrow i will

Vodka and Pepsi.

>>937029527 (OP)
>>937029581
>>937029693
>>937029807
Stella Artois and Rolling Rock....
Do your parents know you're gay?

>>937029693
From the glass-lined tanks of Old Latrobe, we tender to you this premium beer for your enjoyment, and as a tribute to your good taste. "33"

>>937029876
My parents hardly even notice me.

>>937029916
I give to you another famous quote:
"I'm drinking Rolling Rock ON THE ROLL & ROCKER!"

>>937029864
Not a bad choice. As some my fellow shitposters here know, I am pretty familiar with the good ol' gin & tonic. Cheers!

>>937030153
Idk that quote.
I also checked and that's not the full thing, because it isn't 33 words.
I used to work with a guy who liked Rolling Rock. He could recite the whole slogan from memory.

captcha: VXVAG

>>937030185
>idk that quote

Kinda stung a little bit, but the internet is a vast space, so I'll let it slide.

Baja Blast hits harder when you're drunk.

>>937030257
There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Despite being a software nerd for a long time, I never particularly went for Mountain Dew. I'd just drink a shit ton of Coke or Pepsi.
If I was at a party or a campout with a cooler of soda, or if the vending machine was out of cola, sometimes I'd pick a Dew, just to have something different.

>>937030324
Touche.
Baja Blast is a guilty pleasure that I only have once in a blue moon, as is Taco Bell.

Still, it hits a lot harder when you're drunk.

>>937030153
I'm sorry, I made the crack about you being gay and loving cock filling your void and shooting it's mucilage on your face and/or in your bowels.

I just wanna let you know that even though you're on 4chan and and all the folks on here are extremely online homosexuals, I would like for you to find your happiness.

HA Penis

>>937030380
I gotta take your word for it. I haven't ever been cross-faded much. (Does Dew and booze count as cross-faded?)
I mostly get drunk and listen to music.

captcha: YGAMR

>>937030551
You are autistic

>>937030551
>Haha you're gay

>Proceeds to talk about penis and homesexuals in a thread about alcohol

>>937030568
That's typically what I do. You missed the last few threads where I updated what I was listening to as I posted like a right autist. Now I just finished my Taco Bell and am watching Paul while I finish my last few beers and wait for sleep.

>>937030575
Yes
>>937030596
No
And I'm pretty sure neither of you are OP.

>>937030666
You are a fucking dumbass who clearly can't read right. And I'M the one that's drunk.

I can go for a cigarette. What do you guys smoke, if so?

>Lucky Strikes for me.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>937030638
yeah, I missed those threads. I don't come to /b/ all that often.
sleep well and dream of sexy women who don't have plumbing problems.

>>937030638
>you missed me in another thread
Why are you retards convinced there are only a handful of people on 4chan?

>>937030712
Thanks, mate, and cheers

>>937030741
because there's, like, 10 actual humans here, and the rest are bots?

>>937030711
checked


Change the topic

>>937030741
Because none of you fucking faggots are capable of checking dubbs or trips. Please see my trips included below. Also suck on my asshole.
>>937030666


>>937030741
becuase everyone else here is a bot. As evidenced by the
*entire_fuckin_thread


>>937030711
American Spirit Blue

Same as everyday, cheap and strong beer

>>937030741
So you're telling me, the six people who post the same trap and log threads aren't the same faggots that sit on their crusty ass chairs and post the same three threads over and over until their hemorrhoids rupture?

Get real.

>>937030666
Cobain yourself. It’s time

>>937030814
>American Spirit Blue

I was always more of a Yellow fanatic, good choice nonetheless.

>>937030764
Certainly not, the only bot in /b/ lately is the one posting the Snapchat links, everyone else is just a shill but they are human. The site tracker apps even mark repeater IPs against active ones and it has a bounce rate in the upper 40% meaning nearly half of the posts are from repeater IPs, the other half are vpns.

>>937029581
Trim your fingernails el grosso

I suck black dick in my sun dress

>>937030814
>cus you can't check my dubby!
Shut the fuck up and Stella tastes like piss from a fat niggers ass, drink some real fuckin beer homo.

>>937030988
maybe i'm dumb, but what's a repeater IP? like, a regular/repeat poster, or something else? (also, how would a site tracker be able to tell?) i know what a vpn is.
i will admit that since the "no telegram/signal" notice went up as the first post, there are fewer of the really obvious bot threads, like the "we all have secrets" one, with the pic of the open book.
rip the counter of how many different people have posted to a thread.

>>937031008
Eat my ass, el tardo.

>>937031021
That would be hilarious if I owned a sundress. Or sucked dick. 7/10 try again, faggot.

>>937031050
You taste like piss from a black man's schlong, that's why you couldn't get a woman if you tried.

How have my threads gone from a cozy place to drink, to a shithole of faggots who troll all night? Typically I get one or two of these faggots but tonight has been a shitshow.

Cool.

Fuck y'all, I'm going to bed. Peace.

>>937032045
Forgot pic