I love that I'm allowed to own these death bringers unlike other countries where dumbass citizens get fucked over by criminals. I fucking love this country.

>>937029720 (OP)
freedom is the only way yeah

nigganigganigganigganigga

I got a python in my pants

buy now, i think congress is pushing to sell states debt directly to private banks removing the federal governments negotiation power.

>>937029720 (OP)
Nah, it's still pretty fucking gay that I can't get one of these out of a vending machine/.

As canadian
I cannot.

>>937029886

>>937029858
Photoshopping to larger than the world record is kind of pointless, no?

>>937029918
agreed. Give me my mp5 already

>>937029953
My Lana Kane cosplay isn't complete without a pair of these.

>>937030081
Could you imagine spending a good three hours trying to commit suicide with this thing just to go jump off a parking structure instead?

>>937030019
I can respect it but I wouldn’t touch one personally lmao
>>937030081
oh god not this thing again

>>937030208
>I can respect it but I wouldn’t touch one personally lmao
Ohh come now. You wouldn't yank that trigger just so you could giggle at the mag disappearing near instantly and making your palm jiggle? Some guns exist for no reason other than to put a dopey smile on your face when you pull the go button. The TEC-9 is one such gun.

>>937029720 (OP)
Tell us you don't have a functioning penis without telling us you don't have a functioning penis

>>937029720 (OP)
those countries are ran by the criminals buddies
for the criminals, by the criminals

>>937030288
Gun grabbers, more like dick grabbers, amirite?

>>937030081
what the fuck is it

>>937030277
I’d give it a try but I wouldn’t want to own one, they’re just not my style
They always just remind me of San Andreas

>>937030305
it’s a piece of shit

>>937030305
The biggest piece of shit ever to be mistaken for a firearm.
https://youtu.be/X9bULArrKs4

>>937030338
The range video is even funnier.
https://youtu.be/Y3fd4goVs-4

>>937030338
Hererra’s video is better he actually fires it https://youtube.com/watch?v=vmUmDFgHBq4

>>937030371
has anyone ever made it full auto?

>>937030386
lol, you posted it right after I added the range vid.

>>937030406
So, like, two round burst? (If you're lucky.)

>>937030386
holy shit I lost so hard

i cant tell if the plastic barrel or the stumpy rerack is funnier godfuckingdamnit

>>937030834
That it makes you put your hand forward of the barrel to charge it would be a lot more worrying if it were ever likely to go off.

>>937029945
Wyte boi cope

>>937031007
It's not even the same color as the rest of the nigger.

>>937031261
He has a special tanning bed just for his cock.

OP: If you are still holding one of those when the cops get to your house, they will kill you and ask questions later. Just keep that in mind. It's a sure fire way to get your widow a nice settlement.

>>937029720 (OP)
>I fucking love this country.
if you ever leave that unsafe shithole country and visit somewhere safe you will realise gun ownership for protection is a third world problem. don't be proud of it retard

>I'm proud I get to wear a hazmat suit in this toxic waste dump

>>937029720 (OP)
I'd rather live in a country that's evolved to the point where this kind of stuff isn't necessary.

>>937029953
They do make a semi mp5 for civie use, actually

>>937031093
Oh look, this cringe asshole

>>937036546
no country has evolved to that point anon. Criminals always exist and they are only deterred from the violence they pursue by the threat of permanent ending.

>>937029720 (OP)
When in hell are we going to get ray guns? Fuck this black powder shit.
.

>>937029720 (OP)
sure, let's just allow any retard to have a gun. the mass shootings will continue, it's no big deal.

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>>937029918
Ah, so you're some loser foreigner cosplaying as an American

If you remove 13% of the population from our equation where safer than most European countries when it comes to gun crime

>>937040090
Do you think it's not gay that if I want to own something full auto I either have to pay tens of thousands for something built before 1987 or throw the government a stupid amount of money for the "right" to build my own, that should be an inherent right anyway? Every gun law is an infringement.

>>937029720 (OP)
I was drunk af at 2am when I posted this. Surprised this thread is still alive. GUN OWNERS UNITE

>>937036462
says eurofag where it became a content for third world countries with illegal migrants.