>wake up
>see this next to you in bed

WAT DO

>>937040712 (OP)
Go back to sleep

>>937040712 (OP)
Beat the shit out of the home invader and call the cops on him when he is unconscious.
Also knowing you, this will give me dick cancer.

>>937040712 (OP)
Poke him in the eyes three-stooges style and choke him

>>937040712 (OP)
Jump out of fear, ask him why he's in my house, maybe chill with him if he's cool but I'm not gay.

>>937041136
>maybe chill with him if he's cool
He broke into your home anon, that is the definition of not cool.

>>937041511
criminals are kind of cool

>>937042082
Some people can be cool in spite of being criminals, but criminals tend to not being cool.
I mean what cool person would violate your privacy like that and what else is he willing to violate in regards to you?

>>937040712 (OP)
>WAT DO
French kiss (You)

>>937041136
>>937042082
Depends if he's got like a g or two of dark or stones that he's willing to share, seeing as he's already on my property and shit. Otherwise things might get nasty and I don't want to repeat that shit.

>>937042426
Do I just kill threads now too? Bollocks.

>>937042934
This thread deserves it, so don't worry about it anon, you are providing a service.

>>937042973
Ah, no harm done then I guess.

>>937043062
Harm was done, but it was done to a deserving recipient.

>>937043106
...the end result is much the same though, right?

>>937043171
sure.

>>937043260
That's cool then. I'll go seek a place to confess my sins elsewhere while I wait for my next shipment of said dark and stones. Take care, fellow anon.

>>937043337
NTA what sins, anon?

>>937042411
That’s uglier than the OP video

>>937044396
What can I say, my asian (hapa) twink department is lacking.

>>937040712 (OP)
> ask him what kpop group he is in
> tell him kpop sucks

>>937044396
you think he's ugly ;___;

>>937046668
no

>>937040712 (OP)
>>937046668
>you think he's ugly ;___;
Don't be sad OP.... here I got something nice for you.