Have you ever gotten caught looking down at a woman's cleavage? How do you play it off?

With a smile and a wink

i've never looked at a woman's breasts in my life. truthfully i don't even know what women, if any, have them because my eyes have never even glanced in that direction.

>>937060989 (OP)
If you're a man and not a spineless little bitch, you just do nothing. You're not committing any sort of crime or offense looking at a woman's cleavage.

>>937061078
familiar?

>>937061147
I don't know what you're trying to imply.

>>937060989 (OP)
Yes and i don't play it off. i say it how it is.. Witch has gotten me in some hot waters before but i don't care.. If there gonna have there upper titties on display im gonna stare.. sorry im a tit man ..

>>937060989 (OP)
Maybe I have, but I've never been called on it

>>937060989 (OP)
Yep. Coworker. She was bent over the register after we were closed and I was looking as she had massive tits. She went "Anon!" and I just said, "Oh sorry. Thanks though."

>>937060989 (OP)
>Yes
>By putting my pen in there and then 2 other pens

>>937060989 (OP)
I quickly whip out my dick and when she looks down I say "Now we're even."

>>937060989 (OP)
Yes
Big family gathering for the missus
Now I get dirty looks

>>937061147
This lmao
I visit my missus' family and now I get constant attention

Developed early and had big knockers ever since and tbh I could write a book on weird male behavior, I wouldn't worry about the occasional glance at cleavage

>>937061920
>>937061943
oh boy the virgin's pretending to be married

>>937062006

>>937060989 (OP)
an "aw shucks" smile always does the trick.

>>937060989 (OP)
I suffer from mild bursts of OCD which can sometimes manifest as fixations on body parts, so it has happened more times than I can or care to remember.
Thankfully I have otherwise good social skills to compensate my neuroses, so most often than not it just ends up in a few seconds of awkwardness and embarrassment that are quickly forgotten.
Unfortunately most women have very stereotypical reactions when they think someone is looking at their tits, which can often fuel my OCD in a weird mutually reinforcing loop.

>>937062538
That being said, I've had two women on two sepparate occasions flash their tits at me and instantly dissolve the anxiety.
Women usually enjoy feeling attractive, and can even find it flattering when men get a bit uncomfortable or nervous because of their physical appearance.

>>937060989 (OP)
tiddies

>>937062538
That's funny. They think you are boob hypnotised when it is actually OCD and you keep staring and staring and staring.

>>937060989 (OP)
>Have you ever gotten caught looking down at a woman's cleavage?
yes
>How do you play it off?
i don't have to
if they like it, it's fine
if they don't like it, they usually get embarrassed for dressing like a slut
i used to work with a tall, thin woman with lil A cups
she didn't wear a bra most of the time, and she used to wear this oversized baseball jersey with a neckline that let me see pretty much the whole front of her torso, including her little beestings, when she bent over
she acted embarrassed at first when she realized what i could see, but kept letting me look
i miss her

>>937061147
Familiar?

>>937068863
familiar

When I was interviewing for a new position at work every time I looked away to think, I noticed I was glancing at my bosses tits. I didn’t mean to, I just did it instinctively. I looked away to recall something and I realized I had been staring at her tits for a solid 20 seconds.she definitely noticed as she was keeping eye contact the entire time. I don’t regret it, she was like 5 months pregnant and had massive tits. Got the job too.

>>937060989 (OP)
Stare harder, then look her in the face. Own it. What's she gonna do, call the cops?

>>937062006
>Developed early and had big knockers

>>937062006
>>937062453

I don't know...

She believes she could right a book so it kind of checks out.

Those nice big tits or gtfo just to be sure.

>>937069017
Familiar

Yeah, have a really stacked friend who's a lot shorter than me. When she has catch me staring I just tell her about something I noticed in her chin or that "I think I saw something go in there. Maybe an Ant?". She does call out other guys that stare at her cleavage the instant she suspects them of doing so (Has caused some drama in very public spaces) So genuinely don't know why I'm safe other than she think i'm a retard. And no, i'm broke and pretty average/Below average so no incel logic here.

>>937060989 (OP)
Sunglasses are you best friend.

>>937069446
>right a book
Did it fall down and she's struggling to tilt it back up with her inferior upper body strength?

my sister catches me staring all the time and just laughs it off.

I was working as a cook in a restaurant. Corporate brought in some young short blonde as a manager. She was 25ish. Most the guys working in the kitchen were 30+. She wore these button down tops but never buttoned the top 4 or 5. Because she was so short 5'2 maybe, everyone had a bird's eye view. She never said anything, but would usually walk away or find something else to do. She didn't stay very long. She transferred to another store I think.

My method never fails.

"Um, there's no nice way to say this but I just saw a spider fall into your bra."

Most women have a thing against spiders so there's always a panic attack over getting the spider out of her tits.

Good for one use only.

>>937071501
Have you tried staring with your hands?

>>937071872
not since we were teens. every time i make a move she turns me down.

>>937071895
Try staring with a knife, or maybe doctor gun.

>>937060989 (OP)
All the time, i don't do particularly anything about it, it's not like i'm doing something wrong.

I was at a dinner party and sat across from a milf with a huge rack. She was wearing a dress that showed them off. All night I pretended there was a dot on her head and stared at it when I spoke with her, until dessert when I looked down to see what she got. She knew I took a look because she as smiling after.

>>937062433
Wrong, just because you're an ugly mentally ill faggot doesn't mean I unintentionally stare at the breasts of my partner's extended family

>>937060989 (OP)
Hey, they had the option not put them on display. They wanted them looked at. Just like when they wear tight yoga pants and get mad if you stare at their asses.

I try to be discreet because I want to get more glances at them.

If she didn't want you looking she wouldn't have them out