Hey guys. Tomorrow at this time I will have weed and I will be smoking it like crazy. I will drink 3 beers too. Then I will play some cool pop music to put myself in a friendly mood. Then I will fap to my professional materials.
Lol. Just wanted to share an exciting news.

>>937062593 (OP)
God damn this site was so much better when it was predominately native English speakers.

>>937062649
ChatGPT:
In sum:

It’s not obviously written by a non-native speaker — the vocabulary is appropriate and the grammar mostly works — but the small grammar mistake, stiff sequencing, and slightly awkward tone would likely tip off a native speaker that something feels a little “off.”

Want help rewriting it to sound more naturally native, or is the "off-ness" part of the point?

Powiedziałeś(-aś):
Yeah. Rewrite it in the most perfect way for that nagging faggot.

ChatGPT powiedział:

Sure — here’s a rewritten version that sounds like it was written by a native speaker, with a casual, irreverent tone, while keeping the original vibe intact:

Yo.
By this time tomorrow, I’ll be high out of my mind with a fat stash and three beers in me. Gonna throw on some smooth pop just to vibe, and then finish it off with a little solo session — premium content, of course.
Lol. Just felt like sharing the good news.

>>937062865
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>>937062649
I think that's the problem too.
It's a bunch of third world teenagers shitting it up.
It is summer too.

>>937063071
According to Moot traffic didn't change that much during the summer, but that was a long time ago.
Non-native English speakers definitely make this place ten times worse. Not just the brown ones either, Europeans too.

>>937063170
Agreed.
Even the eurofags just drain the life out of this place. Obviously pajheets and bugmen make it shit too but I think that goes without saying.
Idk what it is but foreigners just suck at life and aren't entertaining. Makes sense now why America wins by default so much.

>>937062649
Non native speakers are so annoying, and it's always obvious when you're talking to one.

>>937063170
Well, Gotta work twice as hard as you've been so far. White nigger!

>>937064068
If American niggers managed to make The Butchered English their official language then I can't see a reason why we shouldn't be allowed to have the equivalent.

>>937064081
>>937064169
that was OP BTW