Jeffrey Epstein is alive and in the Witness Protection Program - /b/ (#937114810) [Archived: 436 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:05:33 AM No.937114810
Anthony Bourdain Was That Witness.
Anthony Bourdain Was That Witness.
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Picrel is who actually "committed suicide" and whose body was then used to stage Epstein's death. This man here was someone they wanted to eliminate, and conveniently he looked similar enough to Epstein so they could use him for that purpose. Basically killing two birds with one stone.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:08:06 AM No.937114915
>>937114810 (OP)
>they
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:08:32 AM No.937114929
>>937114810 (OP)
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. They would never let him out like that. They have him either in the White House or Mar-a-Lago in confinement. Big plans after Trump leaves the White House.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:09:10 AM No.937114953
>>937114929
makes more sense that he's in the kremlin.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:11:19 AM No.937115033
>>937114929
Well, except the part about Schiff. You know that faggot motherfucker is into freaky shit like that.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:42:23 AM No.937116051
>>937114810 (OP)
Your kool aid sucks anon, I ain't drinkin it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:54:33 AM No.937116554
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>>937114810 (OP)
SHUT UP!
>Don't blow my cover!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:57:57 AM No.937116738
>>937114810 (OP)
It's deeper than we think, there's a video circulating with an autist like dude explaining that Epstein is probably in WP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4uNk7xnZ9g
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:59:08 AM No.937116787
>>937116738
hundredth time today