Thread 937135390 - /b/ [Archived: 419 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:02:56 PM No.937135390
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So I met my long distant gf on this hellhole of a site a few weeks back.Typical cute librarian looking loner type. We talked on call a lot and even saw her on webcam, so she is real. So she’s planning on coming up and visiting me. Has anyone else been in this situation before? What would be a good first date for two anons?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:08:58 PM No.937135581
>>937135390 (OP)
Bring a gun. For protection, and so she doesnt try to escape.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:09:59 PM No.937135610
>>937135390 (OP)
Have you established that she is a biologically uncorrupted human female?
If not, then something that would ascertain this might be a good idea.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:28:55 PM No.937136319
>>937135390 (OP)
You should jerk off to loli together
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:36:56 PM No.937136588
>>937135390 (OP)
Spend the entire date lecturing her about how your every woe is caused by da Joo's.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:37:17 PM No.937136604
>>937135390 (OP)
post her nudes, faggot
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:42:18 PM No.937136806
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>>937135390 (OP)
Everyone knows this is a larp as there's no actual females on this site op..
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:46:16 PM No.937136940
>>937135610
Yeah she is

>>937136588
We actually make jew jokes lol

>>937136604
I don’t even ask for them because I wouldn’t blame her for being freaked out getting asked by a 4channer. I wouldn’t post them anyways
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:52:42 PM No.937137125
>>937136806
There’s a thread full of them almost 24/7
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:53:40 PM No.937137160
>>937135390 (OP)
A chick that frequents 4chan? Bring a taser and net, and drop her off at the zoo.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:55:00 PM No.937137211
Enjoy your tranny
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:56:33 PM No.937137244
>>937137211
Cope