Write a letter to your 12 year old self

>>937169287 (OP)
>Clair wants you, but hit that before Richard does.

>>937169287 (OP)
Dad's not gonna be around forever. Spend more time with him.

Kys around 2006. The colour drains from the world around then

Kill self life doesn’t get any better. Pro tip: cut down along the arm not across

Dear numb nuts,

> fuck every girl that’s in to you
> re read first line
> doesn’t matter, ugly , fat, whatever, just fork em and pork em
> fight past the autistic reeeee and finish learning how to buy bitcoin (this was way before ez shit like Coinbase)
> none of your friends will stick around, except maybe one or two
> don’t do drugs
> fight back, always
> learn coding
> re read first line
> pick up a long term sport like golf or some shit

>>937169287 (OP)
Just let dad die when he overdoses on heroin

>>937169287 (OP)
Beg parents to front you 20 bucks every week during 7th grade and 8th grade. Invest every bit of that money into bitcoin. Don't take shrooms in junior year.

>>937169287 (OP)
buy bitcoin as soon as you hear about it, figure out how. don't lose it.

and when the dark gray rug that looks like it belongs in a doctor's office is brought home, burn it before it costs us everything.

>>937173421
>and when the dark gray rug that looks like it belongs in a doctor's office is brought home, burn it before it costs us everything.
Story?

Stop trying to look up porn on youtube
Google is right fucking there
Also when Sarah gets drunk just molest her
You were too afraid and there was nothing to lose

>>937173555
Not that interesting of a story just know that I got a terrible longstanding injury that decimated my quality of life and may never fully recover from. Be careful with your body, it can bounce back from a lot but not everything.

Tasha's not your cousin by blood. You can totally raw dog her as much as you like!

>>937169287 (OP)
Abandon your family they're retarded and drama-centered, just save money out without telling anyone then let everyone die.

invest literally everything into apple stock

when you start that loli harem ....dont fuck it up again

>>937175149
Can relate

>>937170882
Cc me that too OP

>>937175046
THE COMPANY THAT MAKES THEM KOMPUTAR THINGS, NOT THE FRUITS
DUMBASS

Your stepsister ain't gonna be hot forever. Enjoy her always wrestling with you and walking around in her underwear while you can nigga

>>937175294
kek

Dear self fuck what anybody says about being short and needy because for some reason your hispanic ass seems to attract mainly Armenian and black girls and we talking about juicy thick ones. Do yourself a favor and fuck as many as you can since it was around 12 when you started getting hit on by them.

>Buy bitcoin and keep it as soon as you know about it. Risk 100 bucks on it. You can afford it. Learn to store it safely at all costs. It will make you rich by the end of the 2010's.
> Reinvest your money on something less volatile that allows you to take away 3-4% of it as a wage for doing nothing. Only after hitting 2 million
> Leave your country and move to a tax haven. Your country is retarded steals money, uses it on underserving traitors.
> Don't ever risk STDs with a hooker. Don't be an idiot. Yes, I know it doesn't feel at all otherwise. Deal with it. You don't want to live the consequences
> Don't take the jab when covid happens. Also don't wear the mask. Ironically, it will be the later the one destroying your lungs
> Choose whatever exercise but don't be a couch potato. Walking 10 km every day is not enough. Mind your knees and prevent repetitive impacts
> Eat healthier and keep cholesterol in check. And yes, you can get fat even if when you were young you burned fat like a bonfire.
> Use a fleshlight or something similar to fap. Your hand is ruining it
> Try to enjoy life for what is if you followed all these advices. Maybe go east or central/northern Europe if you want a cutie at your side. Spain is lost to feminism

>>937169287 (OP)
everything your zionist boomer parents says, every bit of life advice, every bit of on the fly education in the car, everything he believes in and wants you to believe in is an absolute lie. Don't listen to a single word those retards say, they will lead you off a cliff.

>>937169287 (OP)
Dont drink booze, dont smoke cigarettes or marijuana, and stay in school and work hard to get good grades, and quit eating candy and sugarry foods