how to stop being autistic

>>937179017 (OP)
Do the exact opposite of what the tests determine makes you autistic.

get IRL male friends and get into sports

Have a big wank

>>937181474
if that worked i'd be the least autistic person in the world

>>937179017 (OP)
Step One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beer-bust like I had last week
I must stay deep because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue, you know they getting sweeter (uh)
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me is flirting is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good, let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man (ah)

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>>937179447
this. go outside and do any group activity. you will eventually find people that are dumber and more socially anxious than you.

>>937179017 (OP)
honestly you can't.
>you'll never not be autistic!
but that's ok, contrary to what people on this site might try to tell you, most people enjoy being around people who are a little
>""different""
(at least the kind, one would want to be around in return)
to the point where people tryhard that shit
y'all know who i'm talking about.
(annoying cunts)
but that's not my point.
i won't tell you to "be yourself" either because that doesen't rlly mean much
basically as long as you're:
>not violent
>not sexually wierd
>not overly confrontational
>respect personal boundries
(this includes your own, noone likes yes-men)
you'll come to see that people will like you, you won't even have to talk much.
in fact, usually:
>the less you talk, the better
simply being there, occasionally partaking
(laugh when someone tells a funny joke, react after someone tells you about how fucked up his weekend was etcetc.)
is enough for people to start liking you

>>937182077
GETOUTOFMYTHREADYOUDISGUSTINGPIG

>>937179017 (OP)
The secret is to understand that they are more
autistic than you are

You don't dumbest. Your Shawn Murphy guardian angel kiss your dna in the womb and now you just have to seethe and cope!

>>937184466
Most autistic post ITT