>>937198305>live in rural Alaska>only people who ever come to my door are addicts who want something from me or grizzly bears>always answer the door with a gun in one hand behind the door>get random knock at my door one day>look through the window to see who/what it is>some broad in a pastel pink onesie and an obvious big diaper standing on my doorstep>open the door>get on the floor>get back up"Excuse me miss, who the fuck are you?"
>"I'm the little that got sent out to you because of a hypothetical question in a /b/ thread! Will you change my diapee? :3""Get the fuck off my lawn you vacuous slag, and do it quick because the last plane leaves in 30 minutes"
>"B-but if I run with a wet diapee I'll get diaper rash!""You'll get a lot worse if you don't, retard"
>cock the hammer to my Desert Eagle .50 AE and press the muzzle into her groin>audible pissing sounds as she scrambles away and starts sprinting down the road toward the airstrip>ff next day, city council sends out an alert that a grizzly bear with a bloody mouth was seen in town>the half-eaten corpse of a young woman was found next to the airstrip shack>cleanup was easy because she was apparently wearing a diaper