Can someone explain this to me?

>>937201711 (OP)
to get your penis to rub their vagina

>>937201711 (OP)
>tfw too tall for that to almost ever happen
i've won... but at what cost....

>>937201711 (OP)
They are holding in farts.

what about this one?

>>937202111
She’s wearing a plug(butt, not crotch)

>>937201711 (OP)
you would know if you ever hugged a girl

>>937201831
cucked by God

>>937203520
it's ogre....

>>937201711 (OP)

>>937201711 (OP)
That is fake. Girls never give out hugs.

>>937202111
I have no idea what she's saying. Can someone translate to English please?

>>937205127
>That's my purse.
>I don't know you.

>>937201831
how is that a loss? most of the women turn into waterfalls down there upon seeing tall guys

>>937205577
If the tall guy is attractive.
If you're not, you're still just an uggo.

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>>937205611
lol yeah exactly. i'm not incel levels of inexperienced with women but i'm not pretty boy either. being tall doesn't mean jack shit to foids when you're fat and linux user on a think level autistic

>>937205459
I sometimes put makeup on ("extravagant"/seductive) for my shitty wagie job

>>937201711 (OP)
If the guy is the right kinda tall, that's direct nipple contact. Try it, feel your chest jut out.

>>937201711 (OP)
They're feeling out your arms and shoulders, measuring you as a protector mate. Have you never had a woman feel your arm and shoulders while getting laid?