I was a McDonald's manager for 6 years and a Burger King manager for 4 years after that
AMA

>>937206982 (OP)
On a scale of 9 to 10, how much do you hate your life?

>>937206982 (OP)
Why have you worked in fast food for that long? Is the pay even any good? Or do you fuck the young staff? Be honest now

Who was the bigger issue?
Corporate or customers?

>>937207086
3, I'm pretty content with things as they are especially since I no longer work fast food

>>937206982 (OP)
Why'd McDonald's get rid of the Big N Tasty?

>>937206982 (OP)
Have you thought about climbing up the ladder and becoming a regional manager for big $$$?

You would be qualified for it at this point.

whats the worst person youve had to deal with, customer, employee

>>937207115
Manager pay is that good since depending on the store you're on salary by then

As for underage staff, no, but there was a nightshift guy who worked at the Burger King I worked at for like a year who always hit on teenage girls but the GM always went to bat for him, for some reason.

>>937207147
50/50, corporate had some retarded edicts but management at least at my store barely ever enforced any of it. Customers were largely okay but my store had some regulars that were downright terrors

>>937207355
I am curious, what edicts? How often would they visit? What was the best shift?

>>937206982 (OP)
How many hours/week? I knew some guys doing this, they spent all their time at work and it fucked them up hilariously.

>>937207162
Probably because nobody was fucking buying it, just like all day breakfast, and bacon cheese fries

>>937207231
On and off when I was at either store but never seriously

>>937207232
Worst customer good lord there's too many stories but worst employee? Oh I got two
One was Fred who was a weekend closer, Saturday and Sunday were nightmares to deal with because I could never expect him to shoe up on time or sober (dude was addicted to heroin) and when he's sober he's be a ticking time bomb and be ready to fight people in the kitchen. I wish I had firing power because I'd have gotten rid of him the night he went ballistic and tried to fistfight the service closer in the middle of a rush. I could not rely on him but the GM pitied him because he's an addict
Becca was a mid shift Girl at BK and she always had an attitude towards every male customer who spoke a word to her, she also liked to act like the baddest bitch in the ghetto when she was a white girl from a very white neighborhood, I also caught her fucking one of my openers in a bathroom once

>>937206982 (OP)
What is best in life?

>>937207424
I did like 44-48 hours a week at McDonald's and something like 50 hours a week at BK

>>937207414
Burger King before I left had it that you had to offer all customers a crown. I thought it was dumb because they were right there for people to grab at the counter

Corporate visits happened like three, four times a year

Best shifts to me were probably opening because my early morning shifts had the most chill people

>>937207761
These sound like fictional people.

>>937207972
Nope, Fred was a real dude and I hated closing with him (Every manager was required to close at least once a week). I forget why he exploded that night but he had a particular thing where if he didn't like a certain way you said something to him he'd go from 0 to 100.

Becca was a thorn in my ass because she could never just be honest, I'd listen on headset to her take orders in drive thru which is something I'm supposed to do, and as soon as it was a male customer there'd be a more impatient tone with them in her case I moved her to kitchen after a few complaints too many

>>937207812
Cold beer and fishing

>>937208176
>he had a particular thing where if he didn't like a certain way you said something to him he'd go from 0 to 100.
Why the fuck was he kept around?

>>937208176
If I didn't believe you before, why do you think I'm going to suddenly believe you now because you said, "No I'm not lying?"

>>937207972
Not op, you sound like you've never worked a real job. Op is talking about working in fast food. Minimum wage and fast food jobs attract the bottom of the barrel. The hiring pool you're selecting from aren't harvard graduates that are well spoken and intelligent but high school dropouts, felons, ged havers, people who count with their fingers, single moms, baby daddies, people who take out loans with crazy high interest for their dodge charger, trashy, ghetto, wannabe ghetto, gang members, drug dealers, scammers, and the occasional regular average joe or jane who just wants to do their job and go home.

>>937208291
GM literally felt sorry for the bastard because he was a druggie. Apparently there's a lot of sympathy to be gained from that

>>937208402
>people who take out loans with crazy high interest for their dodge charger,
How oddly specific...

>>937208402
You seem awfully defensive about this for someone who is allegedly just a random observer.
Also, the fact that they were shitty people is not what made them sound fictional.

>>937208402
>felons
Oooooh boy, there was a time period of about two years where all the night crew were all ex-cons, nice people though, lot of them actually did their jobs without complaint

>>937206982 (OP)
Ever get offered a blowjob by a customer or desperate employee?

Are you my dad?

>>937208629
No, I did have a fat chick flash me once though in drive thru...it's always disgusting, obese women

>>937208723
I hope not

>>937208534
Believe what you wanna believe bud but those were my experiences

>>937208402
>single moms, baby daddies,
Not OP but I worked for a year at Dollar General and at least three women I worked with were single moms, one of whom has an excuse because the kid's dad is dead but the other two had kids by men who were at the time in prison

>>937209168
Were the baby daddies black?

>>937209218
One of them yes, and he was one of the two that was in prison, the other was some flavor of South American

>>937206982 (OP)
Why don't we call a towed howitzer a "towitzer"?

>>937209168
My roommate worked at DG for about a year. One of her coworkers would literally forage for food in the store. Any time he'd find something already opened, or if a container broke open during shipping, he was chowing down on it.

>>937209423
You know, you're onto something there, no reason you shouldn't unless its a conspiracy by Big Towing

>>937209511
Was this nigga just broke constantly?

>>937209614
If I remember correctly he was fine financially, likely due to saving on groceries by foraging.

DG and McDonald's seem to attract just the most weird persons at best, outright degenerates at worst

Thoughts on Trump/Epstein?

>>937209839
Epstein didn't kill himself, we all know that
Also, there's no way he didn't keep a list or manifest as a form of blackmail and I you believe Trump at face value about that you're a brainless faggot

Was there any regular customers you liked, OP?

>>937210457
One guy who'd only swung by Saturdays right before close, he'd always be drunk as shit but he was always in a good mood regardless, always got the same thing each time >>937209993

>>937206982 (OP)
Can you get me two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda?

>>937209522
Because how and tow don't rhyme. The resulting portmanteau would be an abominable disgrace.

>>937206982 (OP)
Anyone in the restaurant have sex with a black male coworker? Not necessarily at the restaurant. Just genuinely curious.

>>937210682
Ok man you're gonna go to the Texaco station.
Take a right. Go 5 and a half miles southeast.
You're gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank.
He'll take you to the whopper Lair. That's where the Burger King lives
And you've got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food!

>>937210784
She never admitted to it but at McDonald's there was this one girl who worked the 11-6 mid shift who was really close with one of the grill team who was a black dude

I have no proof they fucked but it wouldn't shock me

OP - estimate to the nearest hundred how many humans you murdered by advancing their heart disease?

>>937211183
Fuck if I know or even care

>>937211183
69420

>>937206982 (OP)
were you happy?

>>937211441
When doing opening shift yes
When doing closing shift at either place? God no

>>937208534
Because this isn't a conspiracy to convince you that minimum wage workers and fast food workers can be or are retarded. Some of them are scumbags and some of them are honest folk just trying to get by. You're selecting from an already contaminated pool of potential employees, the standards are almost non-existent because the bar is low. What do you need to qualify for a minimum wage job? Half the time you need a pulse, to show up, not be on drugs, and have some basic math and social skills. Again, you're not picking from harvard and MIT graduates, you're picking from felons, single moms, retards, weirdos, druggies, junkies, and 40 year old mexicans

>>937211409
>Murders hundreds over 10 year career for $11/hr
>Doesn't care
Are you Jewish by chance?

>>937211554
>40 year old mexicans
Many of whom don't speak a lick of English

>>937206982 (OP)
what was it like not getting laid for ten years?

>>937211766
I am literally G-d's chosen. I call you cattle in my language.

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>>937211827
I think you mistake me for someone who didn't have a life
I just never fucked any coworkers because I've never seen that end well

>>937211766
Hey, I was a manager, I was making $18 an hour, lets get that straight
Also no, not a Jew

>>937211972
nice try theres not a woman alive who would fuck a fast food manager

>>937211549
I used to open at a Sonic, it was usually chill until lunch came around, then we'd have a big rush.
But it was nothing compared to the night shift.
The worst was when they would make you work a night shift and then the next day make you open.

>>937211972
>I just never fucked any coworkers because I've never seen that end well
Really? Not once?

>>937212124
Ah yes, that sucks dick, so does a close open close, which I had to do every Friday and Saturday for like three months because the store manager at BK fired half the weekend night crew

>>937211804
Yep. These jobs are meant for your teenager or unskilled high school senior or graduate, barely finished school and doesn't know what to do with their life so they pick up a job here or there washing dishes or lugging boxes around

How did you not eat while at work?

>like if they give you a lunch with free food.

Ever spit in someones food?

>>937206982 (OP)
What's the most outright illegal thing that's happened during your time at McDonald's or Burger King?

>>937206982 (OP)
Why do they always have the slowest McTards working morning drive-thru? I can’t even get a large coffee with 2 & 2 without having to repeat myself 3 times, and after I roll up to the window, Guadalupe still asks “deed joo sayed one acreen and one ashoogar?”

>>937212353
I only ever ate from there on the clock when closing, usually a Quarter Pounder and Sprite, while doing my end of night stuff like counting drawers

>>937212382
I wish I could but the kitchen has cameras and they'll fire you on the spot for that

>>937212403
An adult manager buying alcohol for high school age employees while they were all on the clock, that or the drug deals that use to happen all the time in the BK parking lot

>>937212672
Sounds like you go to a store that's run by or is in a predominantly Spanish area

Ever jerk off in the bathroom?

>>937212740
>Spanish
do you mean hispanic
country's filled with actual retards

>>937212762
No but I've walked in on it once and am well aware that people use the bathroom for that
Its either people jerking off in there or doing drugs

You can nuke one country. Why is it Israel?

>>937213151
I never said it was
I might nuke Iran or India, or maybe even Canada

semi-related
mcdickles green texts are some of the best because its filled with fatties, drugggies, and retards

>>937206982 (OP)
how long did it take to get that deep fryer smell out of everything?

>>937213312
Off my skin? 45 minutes with some harsh scrubbing
Out of my work uniform? Like an hour in the wash

>>937213200
Beautiful

Would you ever consider working at Culvers?

>>937206982 (OP)
Can I still order a rodeo cheeseburger at BK?

>>937213652
Not OP but I love their fried cheese curds and rootbeer

>>937212827
Technically, not Spanish or Hispanic

But /b/ isn’t exactly full of scholars.

>>937213652
I had to Google what Culvers is so...take that for what you will

>>937213921
As far as I know, Yes, but I don't see why anyone would.
Its literally just a regular cheeseburger with bbq sauce and onion rings on it

>>937214060
Because I want exactly that. So it's in the register computer even if it's not on the menu

>>937214079
>Because I want exactly that
Well I can't fault a man who knows what he wants

>>937213783
OP here, tangentially related but I had a really fat senior manager who I swear to God that this happened too - she was so fat that she tripped the headset sensor just by walking near it.

>>937214164
Its the perfect burger imo

>>937213992
Hispanic and latino are used interchangeably. If you want to split hairs then hispanic is those who speak spanish and have a culture that is based around the spanish language while latino is whoever is from latin countries. You can be both latino and hispanic or just latino or just hispanic. You know what is meant by latino or hispanic

tour de franzia

>>937206982 (OP)
How much of your customer base were niggers?