Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:46:12 AM No.937217013
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Biggest lie you ever told? - /b/ (#937217013) [Archived: 314 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:22:13 AM No.937217762
>>937217013 (OP)
a college degree will get you a good job
a college degree will get you a good job
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:50:27 AM No.937218297
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:52:07 AM No.937218333
>>937217013 (OP)
I took mandatory polygraph tests conducted by a retired detective annually for ten years. Lied my ass off and passed every one.
I took mandatory polygraph tests conducted by a retired detective annually for ten years. Lied my ass off and passed every one.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:07:47 AM No.937218704
>>937217013 (OP)
it's your baby
it's your baby
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:45:18 PM No.937221578
the cake
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:13:21 PM No.937223014
>>937217013 (OP)
I'm straight
I'm straight
http
7/17/2025, 3:20:07 PM No.937223160
femboys dont make me hard
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:25:19 PM No.937223284
life's worth living
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:27:41 PM No.937223332
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:27:57 PM No.937224719
>>937223160
That i don't really have anything to worry about, i'm perfectly fine with whatever life throws at me.
That i don't really have anything to worry about, i'm perfectly fine with whatever life throws at me.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:16:27 PM No.937225814
>yeah, I'm ready
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:19:13 PM No.937225871
>>937217013 (OP)
Find something you’re passionate about, graduate and take school seriously, find and do what you’re passionate about and be yourself and it’ll all work out for you. I look around and these days it really seems like the most lazy lackluster low IQ shits get handed things and land the great job and secure cushiony life somehow
Find something you’re passionate about, graduate and take school seriously, find and do what you’re passionate about and be yourself and it’ll all work out for you. I look around and these days it really seems like the most lazy lackluster low IQ shits get handed things and land the great job and secure cushiony life somehow
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:44:04 PM No.937226582
>>937217013 (OP)
Me, my sisters, and my Dad were sharing a pack of twizzlers. After a while, there were 4 twizzlers left. Dad said we could each have one, and leave the fourth for him to have later.
Well, everybody left the room for a second and... and I just couldn't help myself...
I took the last twizzler and ate it.
I thought he would forget about it. What's one twizzler to a grown man. He controlled the food. He could have literally anything snack he wanted in the house.
Later that night, Dad saw the empty package in the trash and asked if I ate it.
I said, no.
>Ok son, I trust you
I'm so sorry, Dad.
Me, my sisters, and my Dad were sharing a pack of twizzlers. After a while, there were 4 twizzlers left. Dad said we could each have one, and leave the fourth for him to have later.
Well, everybody left the room for a second and... and I just couldn't help myself...
I took the last twizzler and ate it.
I thought he would forget about it. What's one twizzler to a grown man. He controlled the food. He could have literally anything snack he wanted in the house.
Later that night, Dad saw the empty package in the trash and asked if I ate it.
I said, no.
>Ok son, I trust you
I'm so sorry, Dad.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:03:44 PM No.937229163
>>937217013 (OP)
We had frozen candy. One day I put it in my asshole. A family friend came over and ate it.
Lie by omission, but still a lie. She ate my shit, literally.
We had frozen candy. One day I put it in my asshole. A family friend came over and ate it.
Lie by omission, but still a lie. She ate my shit, literally.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:04:58 PM No.937229210
>>937217013 (OP)
That I will release the Epstein files. The fools fell for it!
That I will release the Epstein files. The fools fell for it!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:08:10 PM No.937229313
I woke up from a coma that >90% of people never regain consciousness from (Diffuse Axonal Injury) and one of the first conversations that I remember having with my father, he asked me to promise him that I would die after he does: I hesitantly said what he wanted to hear