>the girl has a fetish for being rescued by brave dudes
>you can't let the shit touch you or the girl won't want to fuck you anymore though
how do you do it /b/?

>>937227022 (OP)
Large umbrella.

>>937227022 (OP)
Where the fuck is logfag when you need him? He spams the entire board and when he can be of use he's nowhere to be seen.

>>937227174
where is our hero in our time of need.

>>937227022 (OP)
Walk right through. What she wants is irrelevant.

(pull up paint and draw your solution you newfags)

>>937227022 (OP)

>>937227022 (OP)
If I just walk through the waterfall I’ll get covered in shit and become Indian and just rape the woman anyway

>>937227882
>shit goes into hole while you're digging
smooth move X-lax

Nothing.
Women have rights now.
Why should I have to go through all the shit just to have her?? Thanks to feminism we don't have to anymore. It's the girls turn to be a man now. Time for them to take a punch, pay the check, open my door and walk through a wall of shit, only for me to reject her. .

>>937228064

>>937227022 (OP)
draw me being in a red district fucking another slut while she waits for noone

>>937228414
>I'm proud of needing to pay for sex
lol, lmao even
inb4
>b-but you always pay for sex!1
difference is when you're dating, the woman has to actually like you and be attracted to you
p.s. I fucked women unemployed, living at home with no car
you're just a loser

>>937228499
what a waste of dubs from a pathetic animal. i bet you're not even op.

>>937228499
as if a hot slut under a waterfall of shit is any better...

>>937228499
>proud of literally walking through shit instead of having enough money not to need to

>>937228610
The point is not to walk through shit dumbass.
The point is being clever enough to not get shit on you, which you aren't.
You're just capable of moving your arms and legs so people will pay you to work, which you then exchange for sex with people disinterested in you, lmao.

>>937228499
What's the difference if she's unemployed or lives at home with no car??
Pussy is Pussy dude.

>>937228643
I mean I was.
i.e., no you don't always have to pay for sex.

>>937227022 (OP)

>>937228499
>doesn't greentext inb4
hello newfag

>>937228642
Post how to not get shit on you

>>937228678
what you got away with rape and roofing?

>>937228710
greentext is quoting summerfag

>>937228718
roofijg roodying roofying i'm too drunk to type

>>937228709
Hi logfag

>>937228642
i'm clever enough to have the assets to not need to deal with this at all, though

>>937228745
>he doesn't know

>>937228754
The fuck? I'm just making retarded memes.

>>937228642
True but the point is I'm paying her to be interested in me for 30 minutes. So what's the problem?

>>937228330
>implying your $7 umbrella will hold up against a literal waterfall of shit
it's getting folded and so are you

>>937228576
he's not

>>937228834
Yeah okay logfag
I see u

>>937228877
thank you triple dubs

>>937228884
Whatever, fag.

>>937228610
>blowing a paycheck on some diseased slag and risk getting murked by her pimp
>not just getting past some shit to fuck a diseased slag for free

>>937228853
The point is she's not interested in you. She's interested in your money.

>>937228925
160$ is a paycheck for you? what are you? an unskilled laborer?

>>937229018
I have enough skill to get past some poop, retard

>>937229018
>$160
Enjoy your toothless crackwhore lol

>>937229044
the toothless ones give the best bj's >:3
wasted animal dubs btw

>>937228994
Yes I know that's why I gave it to her, officer. She likes money. I swear she's not a prostitute. I didn't payfor sex

>>937228994
She'll be interested when I flash more money at her. What's the problem?

>>937228911
Whatever, logfag.

>>937228745
not greentexting inb4 is a newfag error, i made it as well mid-2003

>>937229540
i was here in 1976, newfag.
i even fucked tits before it was made popular by the titfags

>>937229587
yeah but are you man enough to fuck the shitting dick nipples?

>>937227022 (OP)
I have no interest in a shit-cave dwelling slut
all of you are neglecting the smell of a place that is constantly inundated by watery shit

>>937229717
>doesnt know how to put a clothespin on his nose

>>937229179
>buying a titanium umbrella
You could be investing that money in prostitutes

>>937229825
Who said I bought it?

>>937230104
>steal one prostitute's worth of titanium
>forge an umbrella out of it
>carry obviously stolen titanium umbrella through a land full of shit waterfalls (most likely Browning, MT)
>walk under powerful downward torrent of shit

>when you could've just hired a prostitute

>>937227022 (OP)
Just drive through
Carwash later

>>937229825
>>937230104
I would slay 1000 wretched whores, then transmute their combined flesh into titanium which I would then craft into an umbrella.

>>937230245
>0.02 to 0.4 mg Ti/kg of tissue
gonna need to slaughter a lot more hoors

>>937230264
i cackled at this one

>>937227022 (OP)

you’re all being too unrealistic here’s a totally realistic solution

>>937227022 (OP)
If she wants to bang, she's free to go through the diarrhea to get to me.

>>937228145
/THREAD

>>937230264
She likes to PLAY CARD to get.