just last week i was a normal working faggot until three days ago i woke up unable to walk, bend/straighten my knees, or lift anything heavier than a chromebook. what the fuck happened how can i just become crippled overnight.

the jews did it

>>937227465 (OP)
frogs in the water giving you the gay hormone

>>937227465 (OP)
Did you get the Covid clot shot? And if so how many boosters?

>>937227465 (OP)
Be honest, did you take the vaccine?

>>937227846
>>937227920
>>937227985
>>937228055
No I'm not vaccinated I'm scared of needles be fucking serious I'm scared. Who is raping my body.

>>937227465 (OP)
injured you back in your sleep?

>>937229088
No. My joints started hurting a little bit, they always do, but then I woke up one morning unable to move my knees and wrists.

>>937229142
isn't that arthritis

>>937227465 (OP)
Kill yourself jewish swine niggerslut kys lulz glownigger swine lulz death to all faggots hail satan 666

>>937229191
You have an aneurysm

>>937229142
might be hereditary gout

had any unprotected sex with men lately?

>>937227465 (OP)
You could have torn a spinal disk. It can happen doing something simple like turning wrong while lifting. You may not notice it until the next day when the nucleus has seeped out which can press on the nervs causing paralysis. If your are not larping, go to the hospital now. Prolonging it can cause permanent nerve damage. You'll most likely have to have surgery and physical therapy.

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>>937230266
Probably? One of my friends said it might be osteoarthritis.
That being said, wth can I do about the pain until I can see my doctor next month?

>>937230720
I highly doubt that.

>>937227465 (OP)
Dude. If you are gonna tell stories that dramatic, then at least post full info in it. Lol, you probably deserve to be a cripple.

Perhaps the google;

Gillian Barre Syndrome

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/guillainbarr-syndrome

https://www.webmd.com/brain/what-is-guillain-barre

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/guillain-barre-syndrome/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20363006

Rule #1. Be hard to kill.

....Or was it, "dont talk about fight club"?

Kek

>>937227465 (OP)
>That image

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

>>937230358
an important question
sounds like a case of TurboAIDS

>>937227465 (OP)
Testicular cancer. Gotta cut those fuckers off. Like a tonsillectomy, but you can do it yourself at home cuz you can see them easily. #NadsBeGone

>>937236311
burdizzo time

>>937236798
Christ! Just as bad as mashing them off with a hammer

>>937236872
not quite
you use the burdizzo to crush the spermatic veins in one swift motion, and without blood flow, the testicles then wither and die

>>937236798
That's not gonna cut anything but the vascular vans and tubed to let sperm out of the body.. I know this because i used this on my boyfriend.. Im gay.. He now can't cum and only dribbles out precum. when i plow his ass.

>>937238303
Some times it takes two tries.. But you will know it when its properly done.. Also be advised this can lead to some people never having a erection again.. This dose not happen often but can and dose happen..