>>937252145 (OP)Yeah thay girl was babe
I miss the chick who masturbated with all of her family's dirty underwear -- dad, mom, sister. She was OK.
>>937252145 (OP)>Be me NEET>Forced by my older sister to get a job and socialize>In one condition, she'd let me have sex with her every week in her room.>If im crazy enough to ask, inside the bathroom.>She's so quite whenever I stick my small penis in, maybe she doesn't feel enough>Tried to do front sex last night with her>Oh she does feel enough, just doesn't make noise due to our mom is a few feet away(in my room)
>>937252145 (OP)Posted this a couple days ago and it had traction but I had to go to sleep: Hooked up with my sister a few times when we were working for a haunted house staffing agency. Head-to-toe make-up and I'm pretty positive she didn't know it was me any of the times. A lot of alcohol behind the scenes and some crazy shit went on.
>>937252145 (OP)>tell your storyI wrote Tasha's Brother back in 2013.
It wasn't real. Any of it. Sorry.
>>937254231>I verk at de seben eleben
>>937254231>Started 2 months ago>She caught me fapping cuz i left the door open>She got frustrated that I got time for that than getting a life>days later i got really horny, and she was in the bathroom taking a bath.>Peeped on her and jerked, I fell on the plastic chair I stood over to see her at the window of the bathroom.>Saw my hand hanging on the frame, and I peeked and left due to her staring down at me
>>937254584Are yu doing de needful? Very good. *headshake*
>>937254584>Neither of us doesn't wanna talk about it>My mom asked me why we are such in a bad mood during dinner>She respond she got problems with work>Midnight, entered me and my mother's room, her ass looks really plump and started jacking off behind her>My sister caught me again cuz I left the door open again (this time intentionally)
>>937254330greentext and pics pls
>>937254786Thank you for the story, Vikram, come again!
>>937254786who writes shit this bad
>>937254786>Didn't pause, mom's still fast asleep.>She's just standing there looking rolling her eyes>She turned it off again and left, got me really turned and followed her
>>937254875Only me, I dont go usually here
>>937254910plz stop
then go away
and stay go
When I was around 31 years old, my mom, 51 at the time, and I got pretty hammered and what started out as a back massage turned into quite a bit more.
I catfished both my brothers and my sister for nudes.
Huge success with brothers - photos, videos, kinky shameful shit.
Got an underwear/bra photo out of my sister and got her to tell me about her history of and habits of masturbating and what gets her horny
>>937255736Wife and I had huge blowout. Ended up meeting my brothers at a bar and got hammered.
Dropped me off at her house and she was up just hanging so I joined her in some wine. Started rubbing her shoulders, worked my way up to going under her shirt to rub her back. Put her on her stomach with shirt fully up and undid bra strap. Slowly pulled her pajama pants down just a little to focus on right above her ass to rub. She didn't hesitate when I pulled them lower to expose about half her ass.
>>937256115I had her pants about halfway down and was working on her upper cheeks. She wasn't wearing underwear which I always knew just from being younger that she didn't wear usually underwear with pajama bottoms. I got up and locked her door just in case someone unexpected came by and got back down and pulled them down so that her entire ass was exposed.
>>937255811Why would you catfish your brothers?
>>937256254Did she liked getting pics of her pussy?
>>937256516She has some voyeur in her and I think the whole taboo thought of it all turned her on at the time.
Her pubic hair is so soft.
>>937256267i was a bisexual deviant degen (still am) and i was just curious about their masturbation habits, what they looked like hard, if they were bi and a total deviant like me
Plus it turned me on lol
>>937255353got any more of her nudes?
>>937252145 (OP)My ex-wife was a family slut. I didn't fully realize the extent till we were married, but her father openly sexualized her and she pretty much embraced it. Apparently she let him see her naked a bunch, and vice versa. After we separated I found out she had also fucked her uncle.
>>937257545Did her Dad touch her?
>>937257249No wonder that he's fapping with her underwear, I'd do the same
>>937257545Kinda the way my MIL was with my wife and her sister.
MIL is the kinda woman who has huge fake tits and wears the skimpiest clothes possible at any time, a real bimbo.
she treated her daughters the same way, even instilled in them that a and b cups are not real tits and dont need a bra, something my a cup wife believed well into her teens, so she was stiff nippeling thrugh school until a teacher asked her to wear a bra
There are pictures of my wife and her sister as kids wearing g-strings on the beach and shit like that
those poor girls were so oversexualized as kids their teenage years were WILD
>>937260394>>937257249>>937255353>>937252145 (OP)>>937252245what did I miss this time bros? I always miss the good ones. she someoneโs sis who jerks to her?
>>937261096Sheโs a femanon. Baiting her brother into using her panties to jerk off. Last I checked
>>937261096A lot you missed
>>937261154Anon, how did you get courageous enough to post face?
Last I read you were pretty reluctant. What happened?
>>937256254You didnt mention the detail that your old ass mom has fake tits
>>937261183>what happenedLarp happened
>>937261154What ended up happening last I saw she left her panties out to see if her brother took them but I didn't see if anything happened beyond that
>>937261269>>937261154fuck thatโs extremely hot. did last thread sage or what? wish we could summon her
>>937261224Well I pretty much figured that out.
Just wanting to keep the thread going until the namefag continues his larp from the last 2 threads.
>>937261302what's larping? Not the OP of that
>>937256068why is there white mold on her pussy.
>>937261368larping is the equivalent of making up a story on here. that being said, more of femanon and her dirty desire to make her brother jerk it with her underwear
>>937261476why explain basic terminology to him? newfags should figure it out thselves or feck off.
>>937261476I understand it now
>>937261551Shut the fuck up geezerfag, get over it.
>>937261554hope femanon can come and share again, even if it is larp it must have been some grade a fap material
>>937261554Can I ask for pics on bed? Possibly brothers bed?
>>937261658Im not the femanon, i simply had more pictures of her than what she sent on previous thread.
>>937261701Mb g. Post more plz
>>937261154She posted about that this is kind of outfit (nice little panties) that she is wearing around brother and dad
>>937261846Here, dunno if this person really the femanon or just using her pics f
I donโt understand. Who ever the girl is
Is hot. Is a degen. Prob can become one of the nsfw streamer, earn a ton of money.
Yet is depressed, wants to throw away the genes.
Just earn or become a gold digger.
Though I assume the girl already is one.
>>937262027Its obvious larp and you try to believe it so hard, sad
Time to continue? The old thread died prob and Iโm on my phone so canโt tag the last post but it was about me first time confessing to my sister while she was sleeping.
>>937262095any of her pussy?
>>937262450She got OF, im broke just search it up it wasn't that hard.
I jerk off to my moms old lingerie/nude modeling pics.
>>937263161Here's one from her shoots. They were a mix of modeling.lingerie/sleepwear and still nude body shots as well as artistic style poses naked. Mostly did them in the 90s and early 2000s.
>>937252145 (OP)If you start really early and make an effort to make it fun
If you make your goals both of your goals
Not her hold is your goal, but her hole is our goal
you can get away with a lot!
>>937263255Good God share the front
>>937263402Figured somebody would ask lol.
>>937262292this one
>>937242619will do it in a bit
>>937263516Beautiful, she ever do full frontal?
>>937264662Indeed, got discord? I can show you more.
>>937264719Sorry don't have discord
>>937263516How'd you find out she took these?
When I was 10 and sister was 9, we pretty much had an incest relationship. Unsure if having different dads helped. But basically a curiosity turned into consistent sex under the sheets at night. Several factors being, introduced to porn at an early age due to sharing a room with parents when we were younger and my dad would watch porn when he thought everyone was asleep. Then our parents had me share a room with her and my even younger sister.
>>937264963Long story short found em in her closet in a box looking for bras to jerk off into.
>>937265418You gotta share those nudes with us here bro!
>>937265103Stories? How long did it last? Parents didnt notice?
>>937266046It lasted for about 2-3 years. It died down when parents one day caught me on top of her when we were about to do it. But we were clothed so nothing happened. After that, I was separated into sleeping in the living room and we just tried being more sneaky until she had her first period. Then the fear of pregnancy when my mom told her about all that stuff just dwindled our sexual relationship. It just became a forgotten memory. Me and her just act casual now and never talk about it. I'm now 31 and she's 30.
>>937266341But were you actually able to have sex? Pp wasnt too small? She didnt bleed? Also you couldnt even ejaculate at that time i guess. You remember your favourite thing to do with her? Or hers favourite?
>>937252145 (OP)Why is op such a faggot to change the op picture, had to go digging and everything
>>937238926That's the previous thread
>>937255353Nice find
>>937263840She sleeps in my room for a few more days
>two days later, both lying on the bed before sleep> me watching soft porn video recommendations while browsing reddit.> accidently click on the unmute button while closing the video> audio plays loudly> sister looks at me. laughs loudly> I smile at her, mute and go back to scrolling> "Let me watch too."> "what?"> "The porn."> "Ew, no. and its not porn, its just reddit doing reddit things"> "You watch porn on reddit?"> "Its not porn, just a random video"> "Ohh okay"> quite for a bit. me feels bad cause i yelled at her.> "let me get the earphones" instant smile on her face as she gets up excitingly
>>937267747Did you namefag all your posts? I searched the archive and I never found the beginning
>>937267867didnt use name for the first 3 incidents, didnt even knew that i could use name then
>>937264719Just post here
>>937267904Well can you repost them?
Also I recommend pre typing and saving in a doc for reposting, grammar. Ideally we can get it all in one thread or linked threads
I have a story I want to confess but I'm too lazy to write it on phone
>>937263516Come on bro! Post them titties!
>>937252145 (OP)There were a couple times one summer I convinced my mom to rub my cock and balls. She got me to cum and it was unreal. I felt weird about reciprocating with her, but she did undo her bra and let me see them while she jerked me.
Was drunk fucking my wofe and found out she has a serious thing for her sister. Has since they were kids. I donโt know if Iโll ever be able to hook them up, but damn the stories and ideas are hot.
>>937267747contd.
> grabs earphones, turn around to find her sitting up with exiting puppy eyes> go sit beside her> put 1 earphone in her ear, feel her cheeks, warm and soft> other in mine.> "What do you wanna watch?"> "the stuff that you watch."> Grabs my hand as she rests her head on my chest> Put on "Step-Sister and BFF gets bunny fucked on Easter hunt". (Yes, I remember the Title till date, My favourite only because of memories related to this night)> watch the 2-3 mins of scene setup> "Ohh, you dont skip this?"> "they arent gonna fuck any different, Foreplay and buildup is what makes a video good for me"> gets to the blowjob part. i get hard, adjusts my legs so my dick dosent poke her> She notices that> "Relax, you're fine"> "yeah, just feels a bit wierd"> "Do you want me to move away?"> "no no"> puts my arm around her, she puts her hand on my chest> watch the blowjob scene with her> my hearbeats fasterwill continue in a bit
>>937268473Yeah, Gimme some time, meanwhile here's the tag
https://archived.moe/b/thread/937081165/#q937081165
I type when I have the time. so it might be like this for a while
Idk of that counts but my sis used to get me to make out with her friends and just watch...
>>937269336I'm in love, keep them cumming
>>937269626Currently phone posting and dont have anymore on me. Just keep those few for emergency jerk off purposes I jerk off to my mom usually a couple times a day so I never wanna be without some mom spank material if im away from home.
Uncle fucked my older sister for years when she was little. He was also fucking his own daughters too.
>>937266684Yeah, I can recall the warmth of being inside her. Though the feeling of cumming is so vague. It's like we did it because it was wrong but felt good, feeling our bare skin against each other.
Our favorite thing was just being sneaky with it because we were trying to do it with our little sister still in the room. But the rare times she wasn't was the best. Just freedom sex in the room after locking it. I remember one time the moment she left, we started kissing and I lifted her huge shirt while she was pulling off my shorts. Just fucked against the wall and moved to the floor as she rode me. Alternating to the bed and floor because the cheap metal bed was too squeaky lol. I honestly don't know if I came with how long ago that was. I just know I flare up to the remembrance of the experience and freedom we had back then.
>>937270828Thats cool, i believe its hard to recall the details. Was she still sexually attractive to you over the years?
>>937271079Nope, I'd say after her period. Things just died down and we never talked about it afterwards. Even as adults, we're just casual brother and sister. Like it's a forgotten memory at this point we act like it never happened.
My sis let me play with her tits when we watched a movie and they said tits feel like this and I asked her is that true and she said feel them
Had an older girlfriend, started at first just calling her mommy during sex, then her pretending to breastfeed me while jerking me off. Eventually went to stuff like her wearing my moms panties.
We broke up because in the end she was a massive psycho but damn she has ruined sex forever for me, won't get hotter and freakier sex
>>937269336Imagine having this guys mom be your mom
>>937271354Imagine having this be your sister
Sometimes somebody drops a pic that makes me understand incest.
>>937269764How about some NN of her?
>>937272476Something things just happen
OH BOY! SARAH IS BACK, THIS TIME AS XELA
I SURE DO LOVE ME SOME BULLSHIT LARP FAGGOT THAT NEVER POSTS TITS OR TIMESTAMP
I ESPECIALLY LIKE LARP FAGGOTS THAT HAVE ZERO WRITING SKILL AND LOVE THEIR NAMEFAGGING
>>937272778Here ya go
>>937272476Id have both of em cuck me
>>937273099So lucky, dump all you have of her
>>937273431Thats it, if u have discord I can hit you up with some when I get home.
>be moody teenager
>stuck going to a month long family reunion
>held at a big old victorian farmhouse, don't even know a tenth of the family there
>end up bonding with distant cousin who lives there
>sneak off to smoke pot with her in the basement
>bonding over mutual love of hardcore punk, flirting heavily
>end up fucking like rabbits every chance we get for the rest of the month
>>937262095>>937261302>>937261183>>937261154That was a LARP, you guys are retarded. The girl is /u/DefeatTheL0w on plebbit and is marciikitty on insta, sheโs an e-whore with half a million followers
>>937273908envy. I wish I could have bonded more with my cousin and fuck her. Instead, she rejected me.
>>937273935Atleast Anon dropped the sause, ty anon
>>937274050Yeah it was fun while it lasted. She's a skinny blonde in great shape and had short, tomboyish hair at the time. She's married now and just had her second kid. We still talk now and again, but that's about it.
do u guys think my sister would react negatively if it try to make a move on her? im 27, shes 24. were both lonely af. Shes the only girl ive ever trusted and I feel like im the only boy shes ever trusted too, i feel like were perfect for each other. When we were teens i once put my head inbetween her legs. she didnt push me away or anything.
>>937275418what "move" are you planning or thinking?
>>937275418go for it and update us
>>937275462i dont know, shes visiting soon. its just gonna be the two of us. i know she loves coming to visit me, last time we just played games and chilled on the couch. she told me she had "the best time ever" ive had loads of sexual experience since we were younger so i feel like now i might have the confidence to go ahead and try something. i might try to touch her to see how she responds
>>937275418*loads of sexual experience with other women. not my sister
>>937269104contd.
> "Are you okay? Your heart's beating soo fast."> "Yeah I'm good"> first girl starts fucking the guy in bunny outfit> her eyes glued to the screen.> me "adjusts" my hand and keeps it on her thighs.> she curls up her legs closer.> the bff and guy start fucking beside the sister> we both laugh at how bad their acting was> step sister joins in> I squeeze her thigh and keep slowly moving my hand towards her ass throughout all of this> my hand rests on her ass.> I pause the video where the guy cums> "Why'd you pause it?"> "lets watch a different one"> "no. let me watch the guy cum"> "watch it alone then, i dont specifically like those scenes"> watches it alone as i move my attention to her thighs and boobs, my hand still caressing her ass> finished video> "So... step sis huh?"> "Yep"> "Creep"> "It's way common than you think darling. there's a full fucking genre for it"> "I know."> awkward silence> "are you gonna jerk yourself off now?"
>>937275581>>937275626figure out how she responds to touching a lil bit more than usual. if she ever complains, STOP and apologize, maintain the touching at that level for some time.
after that try again, try to get her used to it.
>>937276117Thanks, I will try that. That's kind of my fear tbh, that I like ruin the relationship we already have, but the vibe between us feels so right that im willing to try. And i bet even if she does complain even a little bit she's just going to because "siblings arent supposed to do this" but i bet she would still want me even if she doesn't admit it. i also thought about perhaps bringing the topic up of sex in general as well. I dont even think she ever lost her virginity.
I
>>937276369>even if she does complain even a little bit she's just going to because "siblings arent supposed to do this" but i bet she would still want me even if she doesn't admit it.wrong idea, which kinda pushes me towards thinking this is larp.
But yeah, if she dosen't want to, just stop and enjoy what you get
>>937269078What kind of stories and ideas?
>>937276510whyd you think its a larp? im nervous too and have parts of myself that think "siblings arent supposed to do this" but im horny as fuck for her and she rarely visits and i feel ready. Also, yeah totally, enjoy what i get, i dont wanna push things. i just feel like shes always wanted me but hasnt admitted it, like i said i used to put my head inbetween her legs and she didnt push me away, one time she also was gonna tell me about a dream she had about us but she stopped herself halfway, im convinced it was us fucking. i dream about her almost nightly myself. the only reason i didnt go further as a teen was i scared as shit to go through with it, were adults now.
>>937276775not accusing, but just a feeling i got. best of luck and keep us updated
>>937276030contd.
> flick her forehead> "What do you think?" i say> "I mean... go ahead, enjoy yourself"> both pause for a min,> burst out laughing> "But actually... do you need the room?" I ask> "No, I'm good"> "Well, I need to use the bathroom."> I say as i get up> "You sure you don't need some help, step bro"> "Eww". physically cringe. "Never do that again plz"> "okay step bro" and laugh> me go to the bathroom close the door behind me> Start fapping> a lil while later, she tries to open the door> me scared af, sit on the toilet, pretend Im peeing and open the door> My dick poking up my thighs> "I need my hair dryer"> She glances at my cock and smiles> "FUCK OFF MATE!" I scream.> She runs out laughing, burries her face in a pillow. I still hear the muffeled laugh> close the door, Jerk off session done. First time ever I "shot" my cum onto the mirror> had to clean it off with a tissue> gag, but cleans it> flushes the toilet> comes out,
>>937277639cont.
>"Done step bro?">"Stop, its way too cringe"> "Ohh, would you like me to call you oni-chan from now?"> "Oh my god!!"> bury my face in a pillow> She continues laughing till tears in her eyesthis will prob be my last greentext since, kinda bored of writing.. so yep, thanks for reading.
I am learning AI generations, So am mostly on those threads.
GG WP. Adios amigos
>>937277639 (You)
cont.
>"Done step bro?">"Stop, its way too cringe"> "Ohh, would you like me to call you oni-chan from now?"> "Oh my god!!"> bury my face in a pillow> She continues laughing till tears in her eyesthis will prob be my last greentext since, kinda bored of writing, and this thread is pretty dead always. so yep, thanks for reading.
I am learning AI generations, So am mostly on those threads.
GG WP. Adios amigos
>>937277639>Gets on floor >walks dinosaur
>>937276775Dude autism can fuck with you. Just because someone talks to you, doesn't mean they're interested. Has she ever even flirted with you? Not fucking platonically held your hand but flirted
>>937277949Cute story anon. Wish I'd have sister loke you instead of older hag who bullied me entire childhood.
>>937278610so youre saying my sister who ive known since she was born isnt as interested in me as i think she is? Shes just as autistic as I am, she isnt gonna flirt with me how a neurtypical person will... we have a very particular dynamic.. I used to tickle her a bunch.. You just know these things sometimes, you can feel them.. but hey what do i know right?
>>937278807now i dont even believe he has a sister.
>>937278610like i said im probably the only guy she trusts and likewise, shes the only girl i trust, ive tried to date other girls outside the family but it never works. i love my little sis. shes also struggling with guys always.. we get along super well
>>937279029Lol, forgot to take namefag tag off to praise yourself
Much believably, totally not fake and gay
>>937278858Spoiler: There is no sister. There is a larper jerking off to the idea of a sister.
>>937278858haha alright suit yourself. i do, why would i waste my time in this thread if i didnt? i just wanted the opinion if im being retarded in wanting to try to make a move when she comes.. idk if ur trying to push me to do it or if ur trying to discourage me. at the end of the day i can make a move and not even update u guys on it, it would be ur loss seeing as you guys might like to know what happens.. im not gonna fall for ur bait and post her or whatever, fuck that.
>>937279157>why would i waste my time in this thread if i didnt?because writing incest smut is extremely common for incels. There's a post on the reddit incest threads of a guy admitting that over 6 years he posted 50% of the incest stories on the forum, with proof. That's literally thousands of larps he wrote. So, if he isn't you, which he could be, then its just evidence that larpers write the stories they want to have happened to them, but didn't. That's why you're here: To trick yourself into thinking that people believe you, and that enough of them believe you, it'll become true.
>>937279157Nah mate, I dont want her pics, I encourage you to go ahead, I am fine with no updates too.
It's just that your description with your sister sounds fantastical itself.
Also the fact that you think tickling between siblings is something special, and she is interested in you because you were physically close.
So yep, either you dont have a sister, or you are a porn addict
>>937279270Nah. It's mostly just non-pasing troons posting female-perspective incest stories so they can pretend to be girls online too
>>937279375nah but i want the pics lmao
>>937279467LMFAO, prob gonna receive pics from some failed OF.
>>937279375well yeah im a porn addict but ive also had sex before and i know my sister very well. i get that u think my description is fantastical but honestly thats quite impressive i managed to make her sound not real when she is, i dont even know how thats happening.
>>937279511eh thats fine tbh lol
>>937279512Sure mate! whatever makes you happy
Mom has been gone 8 years..one night got high and got hard to a pic of her when she was in high school
>>937279581By gone you mean dead?
>>937279652dude fucked a wincest skeleton
>>937279547tbh the only obstacle is my nerves. like its not every day you try to bang ur sibling.. maybe she isnt interested in me but i do know my head was literally between her legs when we were younger and she didnt push me away at all, you just know sometimes, i know her, weve been like that for years... but anyway. i get the feeling no matter what i say people here are gonna think im not telling the truth, or am just being autistic, whatever..
>>937279770>people don't believe me just because I'm lyingyou're acting like a tranny
>>937279270not being funny but why write incest smut when i could just create an AI chatbot as a sister and jerk off with it? Incest smut is extremely boring and lame
In the house I grew up in my room was next to my parents. The wall between our rooms had our closets next to each other. Something I don't think either of them knew, but that I found out young. Was that there was a panel at the bottom of the side of the closet that led to the other one. And since the closet doors had those blinds looking wood slats on them I would regularly sneak into their closet from my room and spy on them. Eventually I did it late enough at night I saw them fucking. It was kinda off putting at first, especially with how...enthusiatic...my mom was. But eventually I got over it and would watch them go at it. When I hit puberty I would obsessively watch them and jerk off. I barely even looked at internet porn till I moved out. It did kinda screw up my expectations for what a girl would do with me though, I guess its not 'normal' to choke yourself while deepthroating to massage the cock. But I eventually adapted and have been fine since. Still miss watching them though.
>>937279867A half dozen posts (probably by the same guy) have said almost exactly what you said: I'M TAKING MY BALL AND LEAVING. THESE THREADS JUST CALL ME LARPER SO I'M GONNA GO PLAY WITH AN AI GIRLFRIEND.
Know how many times people have said "no no come back with your unsubstantiated lies!"?
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>>937279710that night her body had 207 bones in total. LMFAO
Been jerking to my cousin for years now. Have fakes and few AI gens of her.
>>937279979tbh whats the point in these threads then if i cant even try to get involved without people saying im just lying? i literally dont even wanna post an update anymore. theres tons of people saying all kinds of things. are they lying too or is it just me? why am i the only one lying?
>>937279979im not even claiming i did anything substantial yet... we literally havent..
>>937280084I assume 99.999% of it is fake.
>>937280138oh shit then i really am fucked up lmao
>>937280084You can 'get involved' with the thread without being called a larper by getting your sister to post her tits with a timestamp that says "I fuck my brother" under it. Now you have the ability to participate without being called a larper. HOWEVER: You ARE a larper, and thus can't provide this.
Inb4 B-BUT I HAVENT GOTTEN FURTHER IN THE STORY WHERE WE FUG
Don't care, larp
>>937280006roffle
>>937280264so basically this is just a LARP thread cos nobody else is posting their sister with a timestamp, gotcha
>>937269764do you find it helps you view women as whores knowing that your mom is a whore and regularly using her pics to cum to?
>>937280406thats lame man, you guys suck.
>>937280427QUESTIONBOT ALIVE AND WELL
Design format: Short pointless question to bump thread at regular intervals and generate fake interest in fake stories
Post source: larpers themselves or a jeet (or both at same time)
>>937254367I always knew it was fake, but thanks for coming clean I guess (after 12 years)
>>937280675Maybe now he'll stop posting incest threads with his shitty fake story's mascot rapunzel (HAHA no chance)
>>937280487oh fuck off, I know there's bots-aplenty here, but I'm curious. He's a regular poster of his mom, so I think he's at least experiencing the fantasy
>>937280757WAOW curious fella, always posting the same short questions for every single shitty no-timestamped larp. VERY CURIOUS! He's definitely EXPERIENCING THE FANTASY and you wanna know more!
>>937280427I actually dont view women as whores. At least I know that not all women are whores. But I see my mom as a whore well cause she was she posed nude for pics and fucked anything big and black.
>>937280757>>937280845Time between first and second post was exactly enough to type out 2nd post. Larper feigning interest from a sockpuppet so he can continue larp confirmed.
>>937278943Yes I am saying your tism can make you think it is attraction. It's super common, almost to the point of being a hallmark.
So don't go in guns blazing. I suggest that if you want to bring it up, you need some delicacy and tact which will be hard for you. Get her to open up about attraction, who she finds attractive, what she wants, who she had a crush on etc. but again, if she was interested in you she would likely have shown it in subtle ways, but even aspies will steal peeks and touches.
From who she's been attracted to, hopefully you can get to a point where she says "guys aren't interested" which you can compliment her on some specific like the way she smiles you think is beautiful and you can't be the only guy who thinks that. But if you're talking about what you find attractive, make it about her INDIRECTLY. Like your preference look like her in some very specific way or something. You like girls whe wear her style of clothing, things like that.
If she doesn't engage at this point you need to abort mission
>>937279123As long as it's well written I don't give a fuck. You can fuck off
>>937280900anal-lize this post fucker
>>937281097Poor retarded larper mad he got found out
I legitimately believe all this "larp" bs is one neckbeard who hates incest trying to derail all the incest threads.
It used to be incest threads were chill greentext threads. Maybe 1 or 2 stories sounded like bs and maybe someone called them out on it but who the hell cares about if someones larping in a porn thread?
Then a little while ago suddenly every thread is
"I smelled my sisters panties once"
"LARPER! Bullshit! Pic or it didn't happen!"
Like I can kinda get being skeptical about the extreme stories but the most mundane shit ever gets accused of being fake, like why would you even fake shit that boring?
>inb4 yOuR jUSt a BuTt hUrT LaRPer
>inb4 generic "u mad bro" bs
Do whatever damage control you have to to deflect man. It'll still be pathetic.
>>937280931>all that shitsad, bro. sad
>>937281667>it can't be that my writing is terrible and /b/ is calling me out. It must be the work of a single troll. THE REST OF /b/ LOVES MEJesus christ. See a shrink, larpboy
>>937281189>>937281688>>937281733Yeah judging by the timing between posts definitely just one guy.
>>937281667I hope the AI skeleton guy shows up next time you post a larp
>>937281667thats what im thinking... im literally not even remotely larping and apparently now i dont even have a sister lmao. now i dont even wanna post an update when i was genuinely planning on seeing what happens when my sister visits... i dont even feel like coming on /b/ at all anymore because of this shit.. you said it well "why would you even fake shit that boring?"
>>937281837>I was planning a long-term larp that would keep me jerking off to a fake sister for at least a few weeks. NOW I'M NOT GUNNA! THAT'LL TEACH YOU!Plz go and stay go
>>937281837>>937281814>>937281780Better duck and cover he's gonna have to go into maximum damage control now that we're on to him
>>937281876here he is again.
>>937282004Just can't help himself
>>937282004>HELP SAVE US FROM THE INCEST LARP BOOGEYMAN. HES GONNA *GET* US
>>937282120m-m-m-maximum damage control~
>>937282120>vaguely annoy usftfy
>>937282168T-There are dozens~ no, hundreds of real people posting stories here! RIGHT NOW! THEY'RE IN THE ROOM WITH US!
It's only THAT ONE GUY who doesn't have a real story!
>>937282202I know. You don't really care WHAT'S posted in this thread, just so long as every. single. incest. thread hits 300, you're happy, aren'tcha OP.
>>937282220Literally can not stop posting. Like some kind of compulsion.
>>937282120youre just irritating is all
>>937282258Like your compulsion to larp in these threads till they hit 300, eh?
>>937282220At what point does damage control just get pathetic?
>>937282303about 4 posts ago lol
>>937282288>>937282202samefagging to pretend there's 3 people doesn't work.
>>937282303I've seen larps so pathetic, nothing I post can rival that slop. Why not just follow the advice you give every thread I show up in? "JUST IGNORE HIM" and post a couple more fake larps overtop of the controversy? Works so well, doesn't it?
Honestly watching this guy spaz out cause he's getting called out is way better than anything this thread had before lol
>>937282381i know it's like watching a kid realize he still has a cookie in his hands after saying he didn't take aany
>>937282369I mean I personally usually just ignore you lol. But this is way funnier
>>937282369this is a mess, (im the guy who posted "youre just irritating is all") i didnt post ">vaguely annoy us". im not samefagging
>>937282369Everyone who disagrees with me is just pretending! Theyre all the same person! Its all a conspiracy by the larpers! Dont you see!
>>937282381>>937282457You two should get on discord and set up a meet to suck each other off. That's show me!
>>937282495It's always me, you know. Every thread. Every larp derailment. It's just one guy. Everyone else believes you. In fact, you could start another 2-3 sentence story in this thread, and QuestionBot would ask a question, then you could just take it from there! It'd be so much fun to larp as a girl who fucks her dad/brother/uncle/whoever you want this time!
>>937282496don't feed the troll, he jerks off whenever anyone engages with him
>>937282554>Everyone who disagrees with me is just pretending! Theyre all the same person! Its all a conspiracy by the ANTI-larper! Dont you see!lol
the irony
>>937282592There's that advice I referenced in
>>937282369100% in a few minutes you'll post a larp like nothing is happening in the thread. 100%.
>>937282642damn someone already posted that joke now I feel silly :(
This is 4chan, anyone who thought the thread wasn't going to be derailed by 2 morons fighting must be really fucking new
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>>937282642D-D-D-Damage control!
>>937282725>gets called out>immediately panics>losing argument>posts image>checkmate larper! I have depicted you as the soyjack! there is no recovering from such a master move!Good job buddy, give yourself a pat on the back. No one else would have been smart enough to think of that.
>>937282898Called out? I'm every single post in every single incest thread that calls out larps. It's all me. I'm everywhere, every time. Why would I want you to think it WASN'T just one guy? I want credit for my work! I'm posting 24/7, so I should get recognition for each larp callout.
Nobody else ever disagrees with larps except me. I post from like 6 different devices to make sure it just LOOKS like others agree with me.
Now... I don't want to admit it... but there's one weakness I have.
Whatever you do, don't post the phrase "D-D-DAMAGE CONTROL" two or three times in an incest larp thread. It's like saying beetlejuice. It sends me back to sleep for like a year.
>>937281667on that topic I actually did like to sniff my older sisters panties and gym shorts in hs. one time I thought she caught me and after that I swear they were always left at the top of the hamper. could just have been coincidence but I like to think she left them there for me
>>937283023Thank god.
D-D-DAMAGE CONTROL
D-D-DAMAGE CONTROL
D-D-DAMAGE CONTROL
Will you fuck off now incel?
>>937283023keep straw manning. it'll work eventually
>>937283243Was she athletic or were they like normal shorts?
>>937283243AH HA HA HA
read
>>937282634LIKE CLOCKWORK
You know, for all your protestations that only one guy is calling you out, you sure are a prolific larp writer. I can tell its you every time.
>>937283243Thin pickings but thanks for a post that wasn't retard ragebait
>>937283316AAAAND THERES QUESTIONBOT
Can you appreciate why I'm so tired of your bullshit?
>>937252145 (OP)>tell your storyI'm really happy father with a loving and supporting wife that has blessed me with 2 beautiful girls.
>>937283316she played volleyball so definity more than that. I actually started after watching a game and seeing them ride like all the way up her ass
>>937283387What the fuck is this shit.
I don't think I've seen a non-larp in this thread before. Stop telling the truth in here; we're all liars.
>>937283372what the fucks a questionbot?
>>937283425And there's the "ignore any posts to the contrary and just talk to questionbot" behavior you're so good at. YOU are why these threads suck. It's YOU. Your larps ruin these threads.
>>937283462ctrl-f the thread, retard.
>>937283425hhhuung thats hot. Did they actually smell like anything though? Cause I smelled my moms and youngers sisters and they only smelled like fabric softener D:
>>937283571They had a big skid mark in them. It smelled like old curry!
>>937283627Theres the actual larper! lol
First gf in college told me she did stuff with her dad between 10 and 15. Liked it at the time but when he was found out the cops went at her hard and basically turned it into a traumatic memory. She spent years going back and forward between those memories being happy and them being traumatic but after her dad died in prison they kinda went into weird fetish stuff. When I made it clear I was into it most of our sex became rp. Either pretending to be her dad with her as a kid sneaking around, or me pretending to be her unmurdered dad still fucking her to this day. I knew she had issues at the time but it was only years later I realized how bad they were. She obviously has some massive unresolved guilt. Still I would but money on her being happy and well adjusted if her dad wasn't caught and they were still together.
Sex was A+ though
Technically incest, but not biological
>Exwife was a bitch, but her family was so lovely, so stuck around a little more
>her much older brother was chill. Used to work on cars together at their garage.
>Ex would leave town for medical conferences sometimes .
>brother in law's daughter was the kindest, most polite and funniest person ive ever met
>lanky willowy limbs
>finally got the mustang to run. Just standing there in awe of our work.
>brother suggests since already here, if could watch the house for another two hours
> his gf is apparently mad that hes spent so much time on the car and other things lately
>agree
>watch movie with the daughter
>she has fun comments for everything, and turns to see reactions.
>she wants to share her favorite videos on her phone
>plops in between legs so can both see her screen
>genuinely good content. There was an Analysis of Luigi being pregnant. Laughed until ribs hurt
>the smell
>nothing compares.
This went on for about a year. Nobody tells you that young asses have a "bend". After the bend there is a harder, ribbed texture that feels great to scrape against. Couldn't perform with the exwife after a while, that "bend" is addictive and hags just dont seem to have it.
During college I had a part time job where I met a MILF. She was super hot for her age and getting off a divorce, just looking for fun with a younger guy. I was lucky enough to get the job. She didn't mind if I slept with other girls, infact she liked it as long as I told her about it after
We always did it at her place and that led me to meet her daughter. She seemed like she was a bit younger than me but not much. It was awkward the first few times but after I came by for a booty call once only to find her alone but her mom on the way we talked a bit. Turns out her dad was puritan and controlling so he basically shamed her mother for having a sex drive at all and now that they're divorced she fully endorses her mom getting her freak on to make up for all those years
Our convos were always very frank cause she knew I was fucking her mom and neither of us was pretending otherwise. So the topic often came to sex. After a few of these convos she started flirting hard and we ended up fucking. I was on my way out when her mom got home expecting sex. I could get hard quick np but I hadn't showered and couldn't think of a good excuse for me to come over just to leave without sex so I panicked and told her I finally had a hook up and I came over right after as promised. I hoped that would give me the chance to leave but instead she took me to her bedroom and wanted details. She was looking forward to giving me round 2 while I described round 1. So I was laying there describing how I just fucked her daughter while pretending it was a girl from school as she strips me and I swear to god the moment she got my shorts off and smelled her daughters pussy on me she moaned liked she came. She then gave me the most enthusiastic bj ever before riding me
The whole thing was weird but hot and I continued to hook up with both for quite awhile. The mom never found out the pussy juice on my cock she loved so much was her daughter but the daughter knew what was going on and was into it
>>937283660>Theres the actual larper! lolSo, you've been part of this thread the whole time, but then you post
>First gf in college told me she did stuff with her dad between 10 and 15meaning that you aren't someone who was participating in the thread, and instead are only now telling your story. This is your first post this thread! You're just revealing a story from a completely new storyteller about incest that happened to his girlfriend.
Except, no. You identified someone as a larper, meaning you've been participating in the thread. And now, to try to get back "on track", you are posting a story about incest. It is clearly not true, and a larp, but you posted it without the nous to realize that by attaching that first sentence, you admit you're just making stuff up and then posting it to get attention to the thread.
Your autism is really bad.
>>937283660Wish I could find a fucked up girl like that
>>937252145 (OP)I fucked my cousin in a constant basis for around a month, she's 42 and I'm 33. Her pussy was weird and savory, but she's on several pills and I used to cum inside her. It was all right. I still fap to the memories.
>>937283778>>937283727>>937283660Holy fuck. You save up stories to post, don't you. How many of these larps do you have stored and ready to post?
>>937283802?? I never said I hadn't read the thread. I was watching all you retards duke it out while I ate (A+ dinner theater btw)
>>937283778>Didn't try for a threesomefag
>>937283919Seriously?
You had a story, completely true, about incest, and instead of posting it immediately in a incest thread, you read several posts calling out the veracity of the stories posted here. You then decide to identify one of the posts as a larp, and then post your totally true story in the incest thread.
OR
OR OR, you're a larper, and you prepared another story to post so your thread can hit 300 and you can start another one
>>937284022the larper comment was a joke about someone (apparently you) being into scat and I "didn't happen to have story ready" I've posted it like twicw in these threads before and never had anyone go full autism on me for it b4
>be me 13 yo kid
>parents away for the weekend
>go to get something to drink at like 3 am
>hear noises and see dim light from older sisters room
>doors open a crack
>sister on her back getting railed
>legs in the air pussy on full display
>look to her face
>lock eyes with her
>she looks shocked then smiles
>starts telling the guy to fuck her harder while looking at me
>watch for a bit then go jerk off in my room
Is this were cucks come from? Because its's my hottest sexual memory and i wasn't even involved
https://soundcloud.com/lily-sister
>>937284498I shared a room with my sister for years and none of the times I was woken up to her diddling herself or getting fucked were ever hot.
Like bitch be quite I just want to sleep.
>>937284606Anymore of this?
>>937284814All I have sry
>>937284767How old was she when she was getting fucked?
>>937267867I found my old green texts, will post them later if you still want them.
Anyways, GGs
>>937286736How could a 15 girl getting fucked a few feet away not be hot to you, even if it was your sister?
Are you a homosexual?
>>937286937Because that's probably a femanon.
>>937263255>momma spickek
>>937286980That scenario would be hot as well.
>>937289040Yeah I want a mayo as lube story
>>937286862Yay! But not this thread, too close to 300
>>937284767There is only one answer if she isn't a hambeast
>>937284498Should have let her watch you stroke it. She clearly liked being watched
>>937286937Ever been woken up in the middle of the night for sex? Even people who are into the fantasy are like 'fuck off and let me sleep'
>>937286980tits or gtfo then
Dunno if this counts as a proprer wincest but here you go.
When I was 14/15 my mom was the hot milf of my friends group. Long story short we made a group on messenger with her in it. She would post her pictures there and my friends would jack off to them. Ask me any detail or clarification if you feel the need
>>937289368still have any of the pics?
>>937289269Maybe you're ugly?
>>937289368So your mom posts tits in a messenger group you were in and she knew you were there?
>>937289526>>937289556Yup I should have something and yes, she would rarely post proper nudes but yeah. She had no problem. Used to see her naked all the times, I think she caused my first boners back then. And she always noticed
>>937289834share pics with the class lol
This girl that I went to college with, in the middle of some back to school dorm party, after our first semester/winter break, broke down while we were just chilling and laughing and blurted out that she got her brother sent to jail.
I'll write in detail if people want to hear about it. It was pretty wild.
>>937254367>>937280675>>937280737Oh really? The was the secure email address I gave out when I finished posting in December?
Jesus. even 12 years later people still want to be me
>>937290165Oh, so you're tasha's brother, then? And you're posting today, in incest threads like this one.
Which means, just like I thought, every single incest thread that has rapunzel OP, is you larping. You've been larping for 12 years. TWELVE. YEARS. You post your mascot and then tell your story, hoping to keep your story relevant, but all it shows is a sad little pervert who has larped about incest for more than a decade.
I actually, truly, pity you.
>>937289368How do you know your friends would jack off to the pics?
>>937290435they told me openly, in fact it was mostly their idea to make the group chat. And it turned me on so much
>>937290505did they dirty talk in the group chat?
>>937290368Stroking. Post more. Now please!
>>937290287Oh bless you for thinking the way you do.
In fact, in the last 12 years I've been getting on with life, and genuinely haven't posted a single wincest thread since. I've hung around, naturally, this place can be fun sometimes, but It's really not my fault that everyone else adopted Rapunzel as the image related to wincest threads, although it is very humbling that something i decided to do on the spur of the moment, literally because it was just an image I had on my hard drive, is still being used today. Pretty cool actually
But here's a couple of clues that you were obviously too fucking thick to figure out on your own, that shows I haven't posted anything since
1. I have only one story to tell.
2. I have a certain writing style, which I've actually perfected since becoming a published author
3. I don't do greentext.
Shit, I didn't even come up with the title. Someone else even made the motivational poster.
I'm sorry all that gets your jimmies rustled. Maybe you can redirect some of that sexual frustration & unused sexual energy into doing something creative.
Crayons are quite affordable these days, loser.
>>937290368How funny! Your mom is a chaturbate/some indonesian porn site ho named ClayrRosse. I have her pic, too.
Fucking larps.
>>937290551>>937290569yeah, and she would always keep them going.
Looking for the pics, I'll see what I can find. Worth saying that I personally took some of those pics
>>937290627You must think I was born yesterday.
I threw out bait to hook you less than 24 hours ago. I know you're in all these threads, because you complain when they aren't started with rapunzel. I also recognize your larps, which I must say have gotten VERY low effort these days. All I had to do was mention you, and here you are. 24 hours later.
Do you see that happening with nurse kun? OHB? Uncle anon? Liliad author? ANY of the much better writers from your era? No.
But here you are. Called out, and posting your rapunzel, right on time. I played you and you cooperated beautifully showing up. This is actually the first call-out I've done, and it worked the very first time. You've been larping so long, and think you're so well-known, that you stupidly took the bait first try.
And here I've exposed you. Will you keep posting incest OPs with rapunzel? Of course you will. I don't think you have anything in your life EXCEPT larps. You larp in incest threads and eat and shit and sleep. I pity you.
got a new OP for these wincest threads repunzel bitch, this is my block now lmao
>>937290785I'll bet writing all that made your little pee-pee hard, didn't it?
I visit here once a month, if that. But if you honestly think anyone gives a fucking about the little triumphs that seem to happen only in your head, knock yourself.
>I threw out bait to hook you less than 24 hours agoBitch, 24 hours ago I was recouperating after climbing Mount Snowdon. You were literally pissing in the wind and no-one was watching.
>>937290883If you're OP, then you're literally the only thing standing between this sad old man and rapunzel incest threadposting.
May you always get the incest thread up before this 12-years-a-retard does.
>>937290930>I'm important! I was on a mountain last week!No you weren't. You were on 4chan. Same as me. You were writing incest larps and being angry when I, or the "shit larp" guy, or the AI skeleton guy, or whoever, called your larps bullshit. And here you are.
>I'M ONLY HERE ONCE A MONTHand yet all I had to do was call you a fake, and in less than a day you're posting. VERY. CONVIENIENT. TIMING.
>>937291006You, Larp-fag. You.
>>937291003yuh, it's a fucking Friday and I've got a free weekend. It's also 1:38am in the Uk and I've had a very long day, and I'll sleep very soundly knowing you'll probably still be here, talking to yourself in the sad hope you'll somehow achieve more than I have
>>937291030My god, you're an actual fucking child.
>>937291006mad that im the main person making these threads now bitch boy? cry about it fag
>>937290650your a real one
>>937291099I'm actually laughing at how mad you are to have fucked up. I got you, larp-boy. I got you.
The summer when I was 15 my dad's exGF moved in with us with her 3 daughters - 12, 9 & 7. The 12 year old was constantly flirting with me and she was cute and there but I was a bit of a nerd and inexperienced.
Each night my dad and her mom would disappear into their room the girls would sleep either in our guest room or in the living room and i went to my bedroom. The kids (including me) would usually watch some money after the parents went to bed usually the younger girls would fall asleep. This soon led to me and the 12 year old making out, touching, etc. After a couple weeks of this she started to give me a blowjob every night.
About ~2 weeks after this started my dad and her mom pull us into the room together and I thought they knew. Instead they tell us that they got paternity test results back and she was my half sister. At that point I thought all the fun was over because all day she would hang on me and call me her big brother and just really clingy.
That night after the girls fell asleep she snuck into my room again and we fucked. She thought it was so hot to fuck her brother, over the next month I have almost no idea how she didn't end up pregnant, as we started to fuck like rabbits or we would sneak away for her to blow me.
Eventually at the end of summer her mom decided to go back to her ex (which is why they were there to begin with) so my fun ended for that summer. She did start coming down for long weekends, breaks from school etc.
>>937290650Did you notice that I pwn'd your larp 8 seconds before you posted? Good thing I'm fucking sherlock and can sleuth out your bullshit.
I sleuthed out tasha-larpfag too. Gotcha both.
>>937291149That sounds like a pretty enjoyable time. Almost like a weird Bob Seger song. Did y'all ever giggle at the unexpected parts of sex?
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love jerking to my thick mom
I used to suck my brothers dick every now and then. He would play with mine and stuff but i sucked him off and he came in my mouth multiple timeskxpt4
>>937292046Spit or swallow? How'd it start?
Somtimes id swallow and somtimes id spit. Mostly swallow. Not too sure how it started but we were young. I was 12 13 he was 14 15 when we started
>>937292046>low-effort gay incest opener>>937292252QUESTIONBOT
>>937292319>Gay pedo shitClassic
Lmao its true belive it or not idk
>>937292357DO NOT ACCUSE ME OF BEING A BOT, YOU SILLY HUMAN. I AM HERE TO GAIN ENJOYMENT FROM THE STORIES OF OTHERS, AND THAT REQUIRES THAT I ASK QUESTIONS.
>>937292477I didnt even bother calling it a larp, and you instantly defended it just like you did all the other ones that I DID call larps.
Getting touchy about your shitty spam, arentcha
Bro i posted 4 times in my life i aint spaming shit
>>937292657Oh man, you're definitely not the larpwriter, because you don't click the reply to post button like he does! You're so different in style!
Lmao never botherd posting and replaying. Why u angry brotha?
I was around 7yo, went in algeria to see family
Everyone leaves the house except me and an older female cousin (~16)
Was playing vidya on my DS, cousin comes to play too
She lies in her belly playing DS and asked me to lie on top of her
She pulled up her dress, ans pulled down her panty so her ass is exposed
She made me put my dick in her
Dont have any more precise memory since
Now i'm 28 and a "virgin" unable to talk to women
I don't have any incest stories per se, but a few years ago I overheard my sister having sex with her boyfriend and it kind of fucked me up for a while