Ok /b/ I need your help this is serious. My gf found out I have a fetish for The uncanny valley. She's already suspicious of my mental state due to me being schizophrenic ,and formally having an alcohol problem. I'm her first real partner and she's wanted me to attend therapy for a while, she definitely has her own mental issues, but now she wants me to meet at her place and talk about this. Wat do?

>>937256810 (OP)
Be honest, direct and blunt. It's just a fetish, so long as it hasn't become your entire character it's fine. Just explain it's a fucked up fetish you have on the side.

>>937256810 (OP)
Stab her in the throat and rip her guts out through the hole then scalp her and wear her hair and blood.
That'll teach her whos crazy.

>>937256810 (OP)
Is that your porn that you made?
Yeah I'd be alarmed too if my girlfriend made stuff like that. What did you do, photoshop Elon Musk's eyes onto a photo of your gf?

Pic semi related, it's a Denisovan. If you can't tell that he's not in your tribe, he will fucking murder everyone you have ever loved with whatever rock he can break into a convenient shape. That is why we have the uncanny valley.

Have some of the things I have saved

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>>937257404
You know what.


Would.
I imagine her letting out a guttural banshee scream.
It would be horrific. But i would.

>>937257465
Were you into anime pre before?

>>937257404
This isn't that bad of a fetish. Elongated smiles and eyes are pretty fucking normal as far as fetishes go.

>>937256810 (OP)
This is probably really scary to her because the uncanny valley response evolved as a corpse avoidance response. So fetishing it is necrophilia adjacent. She's probably wondering if you secretly want to kill her.

there is something comforting about the nose though, like that is a tool to avoid poison so it is exposing a weakness, like snakes hard outer scales poor locomotion no easily discernable nose. that shit is built for the worst nature can throw armored bitch like an exoskeleton. exoskeletons are another thing straight terrestrial spacesuits design for days of lethal environments.

>>937259204
What
Snakes have excellent locomotion, they are like solid muscle. They can jump and climb and some can even glide. Constrictors kill by squeezing their prey until it suffocates. There are ones near me called black racers because they're fast as fuck. The blind snakes tunnel underground and have spread all around the planet. Like literally all around the equator.

How the hell can you not tell where the nose is on a snake? That's how you can tell the difference between a coral snake and king snake, the coral snake has a black nose.

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>>937259094
This feels like solid advice right here. I'd never heard about nor considered the "corpse avoidance" aspect of uncanny valley, but IMO it totally tracks.

My advice, to piggyback, would be to affirm that you just like playing with photoshop (or whatever it is you're using), and that it's actually harmless. (I'm praying the kink isn't much deeper than "play".)

Then, very importantly, so long as you mean it (I'm not trying to aid a psychopath, no offense, being strangers to each other), reassure her of how you feel towards her, and state any truth that might help get you out of this embarrassing bind.

So long as you're truly well-intentioned, my condolences for having your off-beat kink discovered. We're on 4chan, so I'm quite confident most of us have such innocuous skeletons.

>>937259387
>excellent locomotion
disagree, size weight compared to any other style of movement dramatically faster more efficient, them bitches are made to take a beating and keep on going no appendages to be damaged just straight lines teeth and poison
>blind tunnel snake
worms?

>>937259765
You know nothing about snakes.
No I'm not talking about worms I'm talking about things like brahminy blind snakes. They aren't venomous, much like many other snakes, and they eat immature ants and termites. Worms are totally different, they don't have a skeleton.

>>937259937
my knowledge about snakes could fill a coloring book.
might be all muscle but contact patch is large no mechanical advantage for locomotion. legs are faster, fins are faster. not many carnivous armored animals around they're natures tanks scary things.

>>937259937
not seeing a nose just looks like the snake stopped being made

>>937260075
No it doesn't, snakes have a face with eyes and a mouth and they taste the air with their tongue. You can see the nose right on the front, they have nostrils.