>be me, ca. 2008
>chinese autistic preschooler roped into horse birthday party by femautist classmate
>go to ikea and mcdonald's a few times with parents
>later visit the place on my own with mom only fsfr
>me: "ms. stablewoman, what happens to horses when they die?"
>ms. stablewoman: "oh, anon, some parts are used for glue, other parts are used for food, and..."
>me: "wait, people eat horse meat?"
>ms. stablewoman: "yes, people eat horse meat. dyk that ikea's swedish meatballs have horse meat in them?"
>me: "no, ms. stablewoman, i DIDN'T know ikea's swedish meatballs have horse meat in them!"
>ms. stablewoman: "oh, you sweet summer child, anon... they did a whole investigation into it, you wouldn't believe the SHEER amount of drugs they put into those horses"
>me: "holy fucking shit"
>ms. stablewoman: "but it's true! oh yeah, a lot of mcdonald's hamburgers have horse meat in them too!"

and well, mom was there the whole time, watching me get lectured by some granola lady while looping around some enclosure on a pony.

later at home she was like "hey anon, did that lady say something about ikea meatballs?"

and i was like "no", and it never came up again

>>937287527 (OP)
aww, your mommy loves you!
aww, she does, she likes me too

>>937288107
My "mommy" can fucking jump off a bridge for finding every excuse she can to screw up my growth, development, and maturity all my life

Yes. Even after fucking 18 when I'm at college.

>>937288500
Bet your "mommy" is also paying for all your shit because you can't find a job nigga

>>937287527 (OP)
i once ate horse ham. can't reccomend it