I mean, there is no contest: Beautiful beaches, wonderful food, kind people, amazing city (Honolulu), gorgeous landscape, what's not to love?

>>937297753 (OP)
>what's not to love?
island fever and the cost of living is higher than normal

>>937297753 (OP)
I thought it had a huge meth problem

>>937297753 (OP)

Too many mahus
Not enough menehune

Recently, over 60% of the beaches tested positive for high levels of fecal matter in the water. Heard it on CBS. Oh yeah, I want to swim in THAT.

>>937299105
Dog the bounty hunter locked them all up. Perfectly clean now.

>>937297753 (OP)
Has the most based flag too.

Alaska, I actually took pic. Very rocky coastline because of volcano's bur sometimes the glacial silt makes a beach that you have to hike to. Soft sand, Pacific doesn't smell like sewer, snow covered mountains in the background. Throw out a line, Ugly stik/shakespear combo (budget fisherman are nodding in approval) and it's Salmon/Halibut/Dungies at low tide. The capital is literally no lie Juneau and it is I swear pronounced "Jew No", I believe there is another city with the same name.

And I can shoot guns and the state gives us checks every year and if I see you on the side of the road looking under your hood I probably will stop.

>>937305388
nigga it's a tropical island in the middle of the fucking ocean if you're gonna be uptight about that might as well kys

>>937297753 (OP)
i will give you that its beyond beautiful but from what i understand the cost of living is outrageous

>>937305505
o