First time /b/ poster, longtime /a/ poster, do I get welcomed or told to fuck off?

>>937304905 (OP)
your are welcome as far as I'm concerned, enjoy your time and don't feed the trolls.

>>937305002
don't listen to him. feed the trolls

>>937305002
>>937305112
So in other words feed like half of everyone lol

Both. Welcome to /b/! Fuck off.

>>937304905 (OP)
It's been a long time since someone admitted to being a first time /b poster. And I absolutely applaud the honesty, and the commitment that you will make to this community. There is an initiation process. You need to find another user, and you are going to press your buttholes together and fart into each other's assholes. This is usually accomplished for the sake of expediency, by pumping a little bit of air into the new users asshole, so that once he has made the anal press seal, he can go ahead and fart into the users asshole, and go back and forth a few times. And then you will truly be one of us.

>>937304905 (OP)
Welcome brother

>>937304905 (OP)
Depends what your skin colour is

>>937304905 (OP)
i have literally never been to /a/ what's it like there

>>937304905 (OP)
Anything you post is likely to be miles more interesting than what is usually posted here

>>937306443
Once an interesting board, devolved into discussions about the most popular titles that the average zoomer enjoys

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>937304905 (OP)
depends. do you have a cute tummy that you will post pictures of?

>>937304905 (OP)
Lulz glownigger swine lulz death to all faggots hail satan lulz death to all faggots hail satan 666 lulz kill yourself you nigger

>>937304905 (OP)
there's nothing here fag go back

I asked for tummy. where's the tummy?

>>937304905 (OP)