Has anyone ever found money inside their own house that they didn’t put there?
I just found 8 five dollar notes underneath my couch which I’ve never seen before and I’m creeped out

>>937318183 (OP)
Those are mine, I accidently dropped them when I came over to spend the night on the couch, thanks for the blowjob

>>937321217
Naw naw naw naw nawwww-dose are mine, they got lost on a Steam sale that was on. One time.

>>937318183 (OP)
look at the small print carefully and see if they say replica anywhere before trying to spend it. they like to hide it in the text around the seals too it'll say movie prop or something. Found out the hard way when i found a very realistic 20 dollar bill and tried to spend it

>>937321286
>Found out the hard way when i found a very realistic 20 dollar bill and tried to spend it
there are harder ways

>>937321452
lmao i forgot that's why he originally got the cops on him. in my case it was just slightly embarrassing and i confirmed with the cashier that it was indeed fake and that i had found it outside and then I paid with a real 20 i had in my wallet. it's awesome being white and following the law.

( counting a stack of thirty six dollars in ones & fives over and over again) Damn. I could get use to this .

>>937318183 (OP)
>he stole from the couch gnomes
Good luck anon, you're fucked

>>937321538
>it's awesome being white and following the law.
yep
most people haven't watched the whole Floyd video, so they don't realize that before he was placed on the ground and subjected to the Heavy Knee of Justice, he was actually in the back of the police SUV
but he started ookin' and eekin' and generally chimping out, as spooks do, thinking he was going to get out of being arrested, so they took him out of the car to wait for the paramedics they had already called
jigaboos need to take to heart the old adage that when the pigs decide to arrest you, you're getting arrested, and while you might be able to beat the rap, you can't avoid the ride

>>937322295
he was chimping out because he had just consumed what was left of his fent laced drugs, that's why he died. if he had been honest about it instead of just screaming and resisting they could have saved him

>>937322352
he didn't die of a fentanyl overdose, he died of a cardiovascular event
undoubtedly, the drugs in his system didn't help, but it's not what killed him
neither is Chauvin, who should never have even gone to trial, let alone gone down for murder
but the powers that be figured they'd rather unjustly imprison a man than have the Twin Cities burn down, so they threw him to the wolves
all over a strung out gorilla trying to pass a fake $20

>>937322668
>he didn't die of a fentanyl overdose, he died of a cardiovascular event
chicken or the egg. if he didnt have fent in his system and hyperventilating like a strung out baboon he would still be here robbing people today

>>937318183 (OP)
...five dollar >notes ...

Spy detected

>>937323237
i once found 30$ under my bathroom sink that i 100% did not drop there

luck is a strange force

>>937318183 (OP)
My Airbnb pays my mortgage and then some does that count? My house is a 2 unit

>>937322352
You want a knee on your neck you fucking idiot? If they'll do it to him they'll do it to you. White people get killed by the cops every day it just doesn't make the news as much. We all have a police problem not just black folks

>>937324357
>We all have a police problem not just black folks
Floyd didn't have a police problem, he had a taking drugs, committing crimes, and chimping out problem
if he had just accepted that he was going to get arrested and stayed calm until the paramedics arrived, he'd still be alive, slurping down Popeye's and hard drugs and breathing all the air he wanted
but he thought he could get out of being arrested by throwing everything he could to the wall and hoping something stuck, boo hooing about how his mom "just died" (she had been dead for years), ookin' and eekin' about being claustrophobic, and generally resisting arrest
here's a fun fact: when he was on the news, one of his illegitimate children saw him on TV and had no idea who he was until his mom said "that's your dad"