Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:31:21 PM No.937359454
How many miles of shit do you think you've shat up untill this point in your life?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:41:34 PM No.937359770
definitely more than you
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:43:22 PM No.937359822
>>937359454 (OP)
1 mile is 63,360 inches.
On average i poop about 8 inches per poop, 3 times a day. 8x3 = 24 inches per day. X 365 = 8,760.
I didnt always poop this way so im gonna average it out.
Lets say of my 36 years that for at least 24 of them i have pooped that way.
Thats 210, 240 inches of shit.
Again. On average. Some is clearly wet scat liquid. Some might be rounder and denser. But you are asking length.
Lets add another ten years at 7 inches.
Thats 76, 650 inches of poo.
Now lets round out the kids years.
At 6 inches. Lets say another 14,600 inches of poo for the rest of the 2 years.
Roughly 4.758 miles of shit.
Give or take.
1 mile is 63,360 inches.
On average i poop about 8 inches per poop, 3 times a day. 8x3 = 24 inches per day. X 365 = 8,760.
I didnt always poop this way so im gonna average it out.
Lets say of my 36 years that for at least 24 of them i have pooped that way.
Thats 210, 240 inches of shit.
Again. On average. Some is clearly wet scat liquid. Some might be rounder and denser. But you are asking length.
Lets add another ten years at 7 inches.
Thats 76, 650 inches of poo.
Now lets round out the kids years.
At 6 inches. Lets say another 14,600 inches of poo for the rest of the 2 years.
Roughly 4.758 miles of shit.
Give or take.
