>>937401453Thou spitteth in the face of THe LoRd with thy profane din. Music is a gift from THe LoRd, intended only to praise Him, raise up His name, and to glorify Him on high.
The holy chants of the monks are among the few acceptable forms of music that might soothe the souls of the troubled sinners and bring them back to THe LoRd, who counteth the fall of every sparrow in His Book of Life.
The Church is charged with the sacred responsibility of bringing the lost sheep back to the fold and spreading the good news of the resurrection of Jesus Christ, the Son of our LoRd. Therefore, only the church may be tasked with crafting the notes, the melodies, and the rhythms of the joyful nose, with which we glorify our God, THe LoRd.
All other treacherous sounds from the unwashed sinners is blasphemous and is offensive to the ears of THe LoRd.
Yea, verily, I say unto the, any "music" that cometh not from the church, is an affront to THe LoRd and leads only down the path of Satan, condemning the listener to eternal damnation in the fiery depths of Hell.
I'm Jesus' name we pray, Amen.