i won't allow Chimpanzees to be conditioned or otherwise tortured to learn the English language, because if they do they might pick up straps and some boats and try to smoke some Chinese for mangling baby feet. once a chimp troop has started ethnic cleansing im not going to intervene

>>937386284 (OP)
bonobos will save us all in the great ape wars

ape shall not kill ape

i actually really love their cute hairy balls also