What does getting a blowjob feel like bros?

You should ask Chad or Tyrone. They get blowjobs all the time.

>>937393388 (OP)
Not much if you jerk off regularly

Better than bad or boring sex

If shes good and you can relax in a good headspace knowing she'll go til you bust, arguably better than good sex. Just without any of the primal "I'm making this chick my bitch" feelings.

Like jerking it but infinitely nicer texture, more novelty from tongue things + suckage. And there's a girls mouth around your cock so even the pain feeling her teeth scrape is kind of fucking hot if she catches herself. Also very well lubricated.

>>937393647
>If shes good and you can relax in a good headspace knowing she'll go til you bust
This is very important. Mine is a newbie and i have to tell her when to stop like im fucking her because she is not taking slimy stuff well. Its very mood killing

>>937393719
She will get better with more practice. Giving blowjobs is something you get better at the more you do it.

>>937393519
This is a little true imo, but it’s still hot in the same way that anal is hot to a lot of guys….there’s the mental part of it that’s hot too

>>937393719
Sooo true

I was pretty meh about them for many years, it was basically foreplay…
But then I met a woman that LOVES giving head (and she’s good at it too, I’ve told her and she says it’s not the first time she’s heard it…) and tbh it’s pretty awesome

>>937393388 (OP)
Depends on how skilled the woman is

>>937393388 (OP)
It’s awesome, I’m kinda huge so it isn’t great every time. But it still rocks, check those dub dubs

>>937393388 (OP)
Eh its ight, tbh i get more enjoyment watching her give me a blow job then actually getting it.

IMO Its over rated.

the tongue on the bottom of your dick feels really nice, but it takes a little while before you're not scared of all the teeth.

>>937393388 (OP)
If the girl is enthusiastic. The best thing in the world. If she isn't and just going through the motions worse than masturbation.

>>937393388 (OP)
Kill yourself fungo.
The only reason this post is getting engagement is because a bunch of virgins are in it larping that they have experience.

I could suck your cock, but I'm a guy :(

Would you let me, be real

>>937393388 (OP)
I'm an actual schizoid who, well over a decade ago now, managed to bang one (1) actual, real-life female (and on more than one occasion, wow!). And she was a big tiddy goth who waxed and had nipple rings. Yes, I know: as unbelievable as to be truly an act of god, or something. Anyway, in my (very small) book: oral > pussy.

Don't get me wrong, they both get two thumbs up from me... but there was a lot of added sensation with a BJ that just wasn't there in pussy. Aside from the temperature, moisture, and a degree of tightness, pussy is otherwise kind of without friction, compared to a blowjob. A tongue is rough, bumpy, and open to a lot more variable movements and techniques. And the suction helps too, ofc.

Overall I'd give pussy an 8/10 and oral a 9.5/10. Handjob I only asked for once; it was boring and I felt like I could do it better myself, so that's a 4/10. Didn't try anal because girls poop from there.

>>937396203
>I had sex once
>therefore I am an authority
lol

>>937396413
I'm sorry you never did, but like I said, it was an act of god.

>>937393388 (OP)
Amazing, if you have a foreskin

mechanically the best head I got was from a 28 yo fat ginger when I was 21
the best memories are of the pretty ones though
it's funny that basically every guy likes receiving oral but women are more hit or miss. some of them be like:
>"just fuck me already!"

>>937396093
There are plenty of horny men that get blowjobs from homos.

>>937396203
first, third, fifth, seventh, and eighth.

>>937393388 (OP)
If the bitch knows what she's doing it's fucking excellent.
If not it's shit.

>>937393388 (OP)
It's quite literally the best thing in the world in my opinion. Vaginal is nice, anal is decent, but a bj is top of the top. If she's just focusing the tip there is more texture and moving parts in her mouth than anywhere else. If she's willing to go deep then that's even more true and now you get her throat muscles in the mix which are unpredictable, slightly more dense, and have the best prize at the end in the form of semi-soft cartilage at the opening of their throat. When she gags her throat grips your tip and the vibrations basically shoot right into you glans.
Not to mention the emotional thrill bits if she's willing to push herself. Staring into her eyes as she pushes a bit too hard and slips your dick beyond the point she was comfortable with. A look of shock, slight panic and then her guts trying to reject your dick as drool bubbles out of her lips from a nice hard gag
Fuuuuuck single life is awesome lately but I miss it. I wish prostitution were legal bros...

>>937400677
>I wish prostitution were legal bros...
it is in civilised countries

>>937393388 (OP)
as everyone's said, if the girl is good at it, it's heaven.
a woman is making her whole existence about pleasuring you. you just lie back and let her use her mouth and both her hands to make you feel as good as possible.
my girl can deep throat, and takes great pride in it. gives me lots of eye contact as she takes all my 7 inches until she's licking my balls.
the best moment is when they can tell you're going to cum, and they go even harder until you explode. and then swallow every last drop.
if a girl doesn't suck your cock and swallow your cum, get rid of her. now.

Was never into BJs until I met my wife. And then, though she generously offered, I always told she didn't have to.

Then one day while on vacation, at least 12 years into our relationship and two years into our marriage, she just got down there and started sucking.

At first I was like, "Sweetie, no." but her mouth was magical. She knew her way around a cock.

MFW, she takes me to completion in a matter of minutes and I find out I'm married to a girl who swallows.

Turns out, having my cock sucked was ruined for me for decades by a string of bitches who didn't know what they were doing.

>>937393388 (OP)
Somewhere between a bag of sand and milky coins.

>>937401021
Imagine the other way around, where the first girl was a pro and everyone after that has no clue what they're doing.

The hunt continues...

>>937403066
Beat me to it

>>937393388 (OP)
Wet, soft, warm. Bad blowjobs are toothy, uncomfortable, and you want it to be over. Good blowjobs are better than pussy, but good pussy is better than your average blowjob

>>937393388 (OP)
It feels pretty damn good. Warm, kinda wet. If you gorilla grip your cock, you'll find that most chicks don't suck hard enough. Black women honestly give amazing head.

>>937395434
how huge, big guy?

>>937393388 (OP)
good toy > good bj > average toy > tight pussy > average toy > average pussy > bad bj

>>937393388 (OP)
warm salty coins

>>937403376
13.5 cms

>>937406359
5 inches is not huge.

>>937407252
>5 inches is not huge.
It is in india. XD

>>937393388 (OP)
Depends on the skill and care of the person giving it.
They can be amazing or disappointing.

>>937407476
I've banged some cute Indian girls in my past and can confirm they thought I was gigantic. felt good.